The next morning, Lu Yan came out of the tent.
His eyes were filled with a hazy look,
He didn't sleep too well last night. After all, although the mosquitoes here didn't dare to get close to him, they were so noisy!
Just after Lu Yan washed up, Hua Ling next to him stepped forward and said, "Senior brother, I'm going to pick up some medicine. I helped detoxify that person last night. I used some, so I have to find some backup!"
"Okay, be careful when you go!"
Watching the flower spirit leave, the partridge whistle began to warn,
Seeing their appearance, Lu Yan couldn't help but sigh.
Stepping forward, Taoist Qingfeng looked at Lu Yan and said, "Boy Lu, there seems to be something wrong with your expression!"
"Can't you do the math? How about we see how they end up in the Bottle Mountain?"
Looking at Taoist Qingfeng, Lu Yan's cracked mouth made people shudder.
Staring at Lu Yan, Taoist Qingfeng quickly picked up the compass and began to deduce.
Not long after, when Qingfeng Taoist's face became more and more serious, he couldn't help but said in shock: "This Pingshan Mountain is simply a dangerous place! Second only to Yixing Mountain!"
But when he ran to the partridge whistle to explain, he could not deny it and said: "Senior brother, I know that this trip will be dangerous, but for the long-cherished wish of the people, how can I not go!"
Looking at the partridge whistle, he could no longer persuade him. Taoist Qingfeng came to Lu Yan and said, "Boy Lu, I..."
"What's it called?"
Looking at Taoist Qingfeng, Lu Yan sat on the stone, picked up a cigarette and looked at him,
"Master Lu, look at my junior brother, he is not married yet, and my junior brother and sister are still young and ignorant."
He stepped forward to help Lu Yan light his cigarette, while Taoist Qingfeng began to flatter him.
"It's easy to say, I just like smart people like you, so sell yourself to me!"
Looking at Taoist Qingfeng playfully, Lu Yan raised his eyebrows and said,
"What? Selling myself? I've got this bone, you can see it!"
Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Taoist Qingfeng couldn't help but be stunned.
"You? What I want is your grandchildren, you and your son are useless!"
Looking at Taoist Qingfeng indifferently, Lu Yan chuckled lightly.
"Isn't this not good?"
Looking at Lu Yan in astonishment, Taoist Qingfeng did not expect that the person Lu Yan wanted to sign was not himself!
But let future generations shoulder this contract,
"Think about it, the guys in Pingshan are millennium rice dumplings, and there are many rare species among them! Those things are scary!"
Looking at Taoist Qingfeng, Lu Yan wanted to know what choice this little old man should make.
He likes to play with people's hearts more and more now!
This is not good, it is something only villains do!
"Sell it, my son hasn't even been born yet! I can't deal with my grandson's affairs!"
Looking at Lu Yan seriously, Taoist Qingfeng couldn't help but become serious.
After listening to what he said, Lu Yan touched his chin and said, "Wait a minute, I missed something!"
"What's up?"
Looking at Lu Yan in astonishment, Taoist Qingfeng couldn't help but ask,
"Are you stupid? Mr. Lu, he forgot to calculate whether you can find a wife!"
Looking at Taoist Qingfeng angrily, Master Li started to complain,
Just when the two were about to quarrel, Lu Yan looked at Master Li and said, "Look around, how is it here?"
"It's hard to say. This place is too dangerous. Pingshan is just like its name. If you want to get in, you have to go from the bottom of the valley! But we can change the method and hit it from the mouth of the bottle. But it is too difficult to achieve this step."
As he said that, Master Li looked at Lu Yan seriously.
If you are a normal person, you will definitely choose to enter Pingshan from the bottom of the valley, but who can tell how many dangers there are under the bottomless cliff!
"You really think I'm a reckless man. Fighting all the way down from above. Are you stupid? I'm a founder of the mountain sect, not a reckless man!"
With an unmistakable sneer, Lu Yan turned around and said, "How about I prepare some explosives to level the mountain!"
Looking at Lu Yan blankly, Master Li and Taoist Qingfeng fell silent.
What's the difference between what he did and hitting the bottle?
Lu Yan: The difference? The difference is huge, one is "boom", and the other is "I hit, I hit, I hit."
But while the three of them were squatting together and smoking, a group of people gathered next to them.
Looking at Lu Yan and the others, he couldn't help but tilt his neck and said, "Damn it, what are you three doing?"
"Look at the scenery!" Lu Yan said,
"View the scenery!" Taoist Qingfeng said,
"Leisure!" Master Li,
"Do you think I, Luo Laowai, am a fool? I come here to watch the scenery and tie them up!"
After hearing the answers from Lu Yan and others, Luo Laowai instantly felt that his IQ had been crushed.
Isn’t this just coming out of your mouth?
Where is this? Pingshan, a famously dangerous place. If you come here to see the scenery, why don't you go to the wet market to dance?
"Hey, hey, don't mess around, or I'll beat you to death!"
Looking at Luo Laowai, Lu Yan couldn't help but warn,
"What? How dare you threaten me!"
Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Luo Laowai couldn't help but shouted angrily,
However, before Luo Laowai could finish his words, a knife appeared on his neck.
Looking around at the shadow ninjas who didn't know when they would appear, Luo Laowai broke into a cold sweat and said: "Brother, look, there must be a misunderstanding between us, don't you think so?"
"I'm here to enjoy the scenery. Is there any problem?"
Standing up, Lu Yan patted his butt and stepped forward. He couldn't help but start groping Luo Laowai.
Seeing Lu Yan's skillful appearance, Taoist Qingfeng and Master Li on the side lowered their heads shamelessly.
Good guy, this is bringing the habits from the north here!
Lu Yan: Fart, my habits for hundreds of years have to be changed at any time. Traditional craftsmanship cannot be discarded!
After searching for a long time, Lu Yan only found a shell gun, a few pieces of ocean, and some odds and ends.
When he put the things on the ground and looked thoughtful, Luo Laowai couldn't help but said: "Brother, what are you looking for? Tell me!"
"cigarette!"
Looking at Luo Laowai seriously, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain: "I'm not talking about you. What did you bring when you go out? Even the money for drinking at the brothel. Why, you want to find a ghost! I really want to give it to you. A hammer!"
Picking up the hammer, Lu Yan made a show of wanting to give Luo Laowai a blow.
"Tell me, the smoke is on my adjutant!"
Backing away in fear, Luo Laowai quickly signaled to Adjutant Yang beside him,
Just after Adjutant Yang took out his cigarette, Lu Yan said, "Tell me, what are you doing here?"
"Is it okay to see the scenery?"
Looking at Lu Yan aggrievedly, Luo Laowai did not dare to say that he was here to deal with Pingshan, because from the looks of Lu Yan and the others, they probably had the same plan as him!
"ha?"
Looking at Luo Laowai in confusion, Lu Yan could no longer control the hammer in his hand.
This bastard actually dares to fool himself with the same words he used to fool the devil!
"Brother Lu, what are you doing?"
Just when Lu Yan was about to give Luo Laowai a "spiritual wisdom", Partridge Whistle and others from a distance came over, followed by Chen Yulou.
Seeing that Chen Yulou seemed to know the other party, Luo Laowai quickly begged for mercy: "Well, you see we are all acquaintances, why don't you let me go!"
"No, what are you making a fuss about?"
Chen Yulou and Partridge Whistle looked at Lu Yan in surprise, as well as several shadow ninjas who didn't know when they appeared.
"Oh, what a joke! What a joke!"
Signing for the shadow ninjas to disperse, Lu Yan glanced at Luo Laowai, and the corners of his mouth could not help but raise, appearing very speechless.
He was about to knock Luo Laowai to death, but he was seen now, which was really disappointing!
"By the way, Senior Brother, Brother Lu, Master Li, let me introduce you, this is the leader of Xieling, Chen Yulou!"
"Xie Ling, look up to you for a long time"
"Open the mountain, Lu Yan!"
It was still the old greeting mode, and Lu Yan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
Hey, hey, I don’t need to code?
(End of chapter)
