Chapter 6 I think you look like a hammer!

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Stopping at Xingshan Mountain,

Master Li can be said to have followed the lead, because all the weapons he had obtained were lost along the way.

After all, who knew that Lu Yan would break the mountain into pieces if he became so cruel?

All the way forward, everyone is hungry and tired now.

As if he noticed that everyone was in a bad state, Lu Yan waved and said, "Okay, let's repair here for a while and see if anyone passes by!"

But after listening to Lu Yan's words, Master Li said with shock on his face: "Boy Lu, this seems to be the territory of Japanese pirates! You..."

"What do we do?"

Looking at Master Li with confusion, Lu Yan couldn't help but ask,

"Huh? Aren't we "archeology"?"

Looking at Lu Yan in surprise, Master Li immediately became confused.

"Isn't that right? When I send them down, won't the things belong to us? Even though the time is close to the "100 million" point"

Looking at Master Li seriously, Lu Yan seemed to feel that his idea was very correct!

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, not only Master Li but the others were also dumbfounded.

Can this be called tomb robbing? Isn't he the living king of hell reincarnated as a gangster in the green forest?

Just when everyone was shocked by Lu Yan's idea, several military trucks came from a distance.

It seems to be transporting something,

Seeing this scene, Lu Yan didn't say much, picked up the spear and walked away.

"this?"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Master Li couldn't help but open his mouth.

"Hey, the old Taoist master often said that I will have a disaster in this life, and it seems that this person is the one who should suffer it!"

Looking at Lu Yan's sturdy back, Taoist Qingfeng couldn't help but curled his lips and said,

But after hearing what he said, Master Li looked confused and said, "Aren't you a registered disciple? Is your master still so kind to you?"

"It goes without saying that among the brothers, I am the only one."

Just when Taoist Qingfeng was about to say how much he respected his teacher, Master Li had already stood up and said, "Let's move the things!"

Looking into the distance in surprise, Taoist Qingfeng was about to say something, but he saw that Lu Yan had already killed all the Japanese pirates.

Well, at this rate, he can make more money playing archaeology than he can as a green forest hero!

"Wow, this is a truck, baby!"

Just when everyone was touching here and there in the car,

Lu Yan picked up a Japanese pirate, took out the cigarette case from his arms, then threw it into the ditch nearby and said, "Where are the matches, Zhang Laosi!"

"Please call me Taoist Qingfeng!"

Looking at Lu Yan angrily, Taoist Qingfeng quickly retorted,

"Okay, Zhang Laosi, matches!"

Looking at Taoist Qingfeng, Lu Yan couldn't help but ask,

Looking at Lu Yan angrily, Taoist Qingfeng held out the match and said, "Here!"

"Get rich, get rich, this car is full of gold!"

"Really? Damn it, it's really true."

Just when everyone was surrounding the truck in the middle, with shocked expressions on their faces, Lu Yan came to the side and said, "You guys should split up!"

"Ah, it's ours, Mr. Lu, don't you want it?"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Master Li and Taoist Qingfeng were stunned.

"What do I want and need to buy?"

Looking at the two people in confusion, Lu Yan couldn't help but leave with a cigarette between his legs and said: "Idiot!"

"Although this kid is a little owed, I think he is telling the truth!"

Looking at Master Li seriously, Taoist Qingfeng couldn't help but stroke his beard and said,

"Would you like some?"

Pointing to these boxes of gold, Taoist Qingfeng asked,

"Nonsense, what I have achieved in the past few years is not as much as what he has made in just a few minutes!"

After kicking the gold bars and stuffing them into his pocket, Master Li began to distribute them to everyone.

In this business, you can be greedy, and you can even use your eyesight to deceive others, but you can never go it alone.

After all, once you don't obey the rules, the most terrifying thing in the tomb will not be rice dumplings and evil spirits!

After packing their things, everyone is in high spirits at the moment.

After teaching a few people to barely learn how to drive, Lu Yan just walked forward in a swaggering manner,

As for whether you will be intercepted on the road, it depends on the luck of the other party!

For example, at the Japanese pirate sentry station just now, Lu Yan fell in love with the lighter in the opponent's hand, so he went down and killed all the people!

Do you want to say that he is unlucky? People can use lighters in this day and age!

Do you want to say he is lucky? He also met King Lu of Hell!

"If you ask me, this thing is still easy to use. Matches are too troublesome, and if thrown into a haystack, they can cause a fire."

While driving, Lu Yan explained the importance of forest fire prevention to Master Li and Qingfeng Taoist next to him.

But at this moment, something suddenly appeared in front of the car, standing there like a human being.

"What the hell!"

After opening the car door, Lu Yan was about to get out of the car when Taoist Qingfeng on the side quickly pulled him and said, "This is a yellow man asking for a title, so don't talk nonsense."

Raising his hand to lift Taoist Qingfeng's hand, Lu Yan picked up the hammer on the side and said, "Don't worry, if I don't say anything, I'll hammer him to death!"

Looking at Lu Yan in astonishment, Taoist Qingfeng seemed to want to say, that's not what I told you!

"Brother, do you think I am a human or a god?"

He cupped his hands and clasped his fists, and Huang Pizi in front of him looked at Lu Yan with a smile on his face.

"I think you look like a hammer, so you have to find someone to ask for a seal! Do you think I look like a human being?"

Looking at Huang Pizi, the pupils in Lu Yan's eyes gradually turned into yellow-brown wolf eyes.

Looking at Lu Yan in horror, Huang Pizi planned to run away in the next second.

But Lu Yan hit him with the hammer with his backhand.

Falling to the ground in a state of embarrassment, Huang Pizi couldn't help but turn around and beg: "Sir, have mercy on me, please have mercy on me, I don't dare anymore!"

"Let me ask you a question. If you are right, I will let you go. If you are wrong, I will kill you. Is there anything wrong with you?"

Squatting on the ground, Lu Yan looked at Huang Pizi with a smile in his eyes.

"Sir, tell me!"

Looking at Lu Yan seriously, Huang Pizi breathed a sigh of relief, because at least he could save his life.

"There are chickens and rabbits in the same cage. There are thirty-five heads on top and ninety-four legs on the bottom. How many chickens and rabbits are there?"

Just after Lu Yan slowly said this question, Huang Pizi looked at Lu Yan in disbelief and said, "Uncle, are you asking me this?"

"What do you think?"

Holding the hammer in his hand, Lu Yan said with a smile on his face: "Say it! You only have one life!"

"You'd better kill me!"

After hesitating for a moment, Huang Pizi slowly said this sentence,

He is just a weasel. If you ask him to solve such a difficult problem, you might as well just kill him!

Looking at Huang Pizi in shock, Lu Yan couldn't help but said in surprise: "Why don't you try harder?"

"I can't figure it out!"

Looking at Lu Yan in a state of collapse, Huang Pizi almost cried.

Looking at Huang Pizi angrily, Lu Yan picked up the hammer in his hand, pointed it directly at his Tianling Gai and said: "You brainless thing, you only have this little wisdom to ask for a title! In the next life, learn a little better, This question? I can’t do it either!"

After standing up, Lu Yan kicked Huang Pizi into the woods.

And just after he got in the car, Taoist Qingfeng asked: "What do I think? That yellow man was about to cry just now. What did you ask him?"

"Oh, just a relatively simple question!"

With that said, Lu Yan said what he just asked Huang Pizi,

But after listening to Lu Yan's words, Master Li and Qingfeng Taoist were stunned on the spot. This is something that humans can do. Ask Huang Pizi for a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage!

Isn't it obvious that there is no way to survive?

No wonder, when encountering a living hell king like Lu Yan, Huang Pizi would have to run away.

Leaving Liaoning "unimpeded" all the way,

Now everyone is thinking about where to go.

"My junior brother sent a message a few days ago and wanted to invite me to help in western Hunan."

"Xiangxi? Then I'll go with you!"

Just as Taoist Qingfeng finished speaking, Lu Yan quickly stepped forward and spoke,

Looking at Lu Yan with twitching lips, Taoist Qingfeng couldn't help but said, "Actually!"

"You want to reject me?"

Picking up the hammer, Lu Yan discovered that this thing was really a good helper against Tianling Gai.

(End of chapter)