Li Anlan would not be fooled by Xu Zian.
Pretending to be excited, he asked for a kiss, but his little hands instantly took out his mobile phone from under the pillow.
Then swiped at his face.
Before Xu Zian could react, the screen unlocked.
Holy shit!
Xu Zian's head was shaken.
With a sharp waist thrust, Li Anlan was pushed away from her body.
She was just thinking about a carp pushing her down, and then trying to find a way to get the phone back.
But Li Anlan happened to use the force to jump off Xu Zian.
He turned around and got into the bathroom.
Another bang was heard, accompanied by Li Anlan's scream.
Xu Zian fell off the bed.
Xu's father and mother, who were coaxing Brother Xiaonan in the living room, heard clearly.
Xu's mother couldn't help but glance at the closed door, shook her head with a chuckle, and hurriedly picked up Xiao Nan and took Xu's father back to the room.
Xu Zian lay empty on the bed for a long time before he reluctantly stood up with his bare buttocks bare.
I saw Li Anlan walking out of the bathroom.
His eyes were round and his mouth was bulging with anger.
Suddenly my heart felt like death.
The main reason why Li Anlan was so angry was because Xu Zian spent 10,000 yuan on lottery tickets as soon as he made the move.
If you just buy it for a few dozen yuan and play with it, that's it.
But now I've had 25 bad lucks, which is amazing.
I'm worried that Xu Zian is addicted to this and won't go to school seriously, let alone start a business to make money.
Then the gain outweighs the loss.
"You are very brave."
Li Anlan glared at Xu Zian and said coldly.
"The main reason is that our son is lucky."
The frustrated Xu Zian lay on the bed like a dead fish again, "Originally I wanted to play casually, but my son took action, so I wanted to take another gamble..."
With his body naked and his secret completely discovered, Xu Zian gave up his struggle completely.
He explained from beginning to end the incident of Brother Xiao Nan accidentally hitting him and causing him to press the score of 0-5.
"Are you telling the truth?"
Li Anlan already believed it, but she still deliberately picked up the eyebrow trimmer to scare him, "If you still lie to me, I will castrate you!"
"Really! At this time, I still need to lie."
Xu Zian shivered looking at the eyebrow trimming knife in Li Anlan's hand, "If you don't believe me, check the surveillance system downstairs in our house."
"Hmph~ I'm sorry you don't dare to lie to me again!"
Li Anlan smiled evilly and sat on Xu Zian's lap, pulling the handle of the stall that was gradually getting straighter again, "Be honest!"
"No, wife!"
Looking at the eyebrow trimmer in Li Anlan's hand, Xu Zi'an's muscles tensed together.
"I confiscated the money. You will transfer it to me directly after you receive it tomorrow!"
Li Anlan threatened again with an eyebrow trimmer, "Transfer all the money in your WeChat account to me. From now on, my pocket money will only be 1,000 yuan a month!"
“That’s money to build a sunroom!”
Xu Zian stared at the eyebrow trimmer and retorted unwillingly.
"That's it! I'll just pay."
Li Anlan said without doubt.
He smiled again and began to shave the small stubble that had just grown around his butt.
"No, my wife, I promised you, why not!"
Xu Zian didn't dare to move, so he could only quickly admit defeat and agreed.
If this was done accidentally, he would become a eunuch.
My heart felt as gray as death and completely cold.
The second and fourth boys asked him to take a bath and cupping before, but he was too embarrassed to go.
It finally grew out, but it happened again.
Even cutting leeks is not so cruel!
In fact, Li Anlan didn't want to shave it for him. Although they were an old couple, they were too embarrassed.
But the little stubble that just appeared in the past two days is really annoying.
I'm afraid it will take a long time for them to grow up.
I won't stop doing it, so I'll take the opportunity to shave it off.
I'll go back and buy a special razor. It won't be a hassle to shave a few times~
Not having fur makes it easier to take care of yourself.
Seeing Xu Zian's nervousness, he didn't dare to take a breath.
Li Anlan, who was thinking wildly, accidentally made a small cut under his belly button that was no longer than a sesame seed.
Blood flowed out immediately.
Xu Zian couldn't help but let out an ouch, raised his neck slightly and looked at Li Anlan aggrievedly.
"Honey, can we discuss something?"
"no!"
Shy and distressed Li Anlan directly refuted...
This night, Xu Zian felt comfortable.
But the price is a bit high, 250,000!
the next day.
Li Anlan, who felt refreshed, pulled Xu Zian out of bed early.
After washing, she hurriedly pulled him out of the door.
Since we are visiting the morning market, of course we should go to the morning market for breakfast.
As soon as the car stopped, Li Anlan couldn't wait to jump out.
Fried cakes, hemp dumplings, soy sauce pancakes, grilled cold noodles, steaming big buns, fried dough sticks and tofu...
Li Anlan looked like Grandma Liu going to the Grand View Garden for the first time, unable to help but swallow her saliva.
"Honey, I want to eat grilled cold noodles!"
Seeing Xu Zian get out of the car, Li Anlan jumped up to him.
He held his arms and shook them.
"I treat you, you spend the money!"
Xu Zian pouted deliberately.
She was tied up for half the night last night, and even people and money were sucked dry by her. She couldn't be happy at all.
"Tch, cheapskate."
Li Anlan knew that Xu Zian was upset and didn't bother to argue with him.
I took out my mobile phone and bought some grilled cold noodles, and continued to walk inside while holding his hand.
"These marijuana dumplings are so big. Boss, here are two of them. Can you sprinkle some chili powder on them?"
"What?"
Xu Zian and the old man selling sesame balls were both stunned.
It’s true that Li Anlan loves spicy food, but at this age, this is the first time I’ve heard of eating sesame balls with chili powder sprinkled on them.
"I don't have any chili noodles. I'll give you some."
The old man put two sesame balls in his pocket, then dug a spoonful of chili noodles from the cart selling sausages next door and sprinkled them in.
"Thanks!"
Li Anlan's happy eyes narrowed into crescent moons.
I feel a little embarrassed again.
He also took out his mobile phone again and bought a starch sausage.
The guy selling grilled sausages just sprinkled a big spoonful of chili noodles on it without asking.
"Thanks!"
Li Anlan had little stars in her eyes.
He put the grilled cold noodles that he had only eaten for a few bites into Xu Zian's hand, and took a big mouthful of it towards Eminem.
"delicious!"
Seeing Li Anlan's face covered with sesame and chili pepper, Xu Zian sighed deliberately again and took out a tissue to help her dry her face.
Li Anlan took another bite of starch sausage.
It tastes good too.
After eating half a sesame ball and half a skewer, Li Anlan followed the scent and walked to a stall selling fried cakes and camellia noodles.
"Honey, is this milk tea boiled in a big pot? It smells so good?"
"This is called Camellia Oleifera Noodles. You must be from the south. This kind of thing is not available in many areas."
The aunt selling oil tea noodles smiled and said, "I'll give you a spoonful to try. If you like it, I'll buy it again."
"No, it smells really good. Just have one."
Li Anlan said sweetly.
Pointing to the steaming fried cakes, he said, "I'll have two of these too."
"I knew it~"
Xu Zian looked at the endless morning market and sighed helplessly.
Looking at the half-eaten food she stuffed in her hand, when did this end?
But what Xu Zian couldn't bear the most was.
The little teacher Li Anlan ate tofu curd, garlic, sugar and two tablespoons of chili oil.
Xu Zian frowned when he saw it.
Halfway through the meal, he patted his bulging belly, pushed the rest in front of Xu Zian, and looked at Xu Zian softly with his big watery eyes.
He looked like he disliked her if he didn't eat it all.
But that's not all.
Go to the area where pets are sold.
Li Anlan couldn't move at all.
In front of everyone, he pouted his oily mouth and kissed Xu Zian on the face.
Although he didn't speak, his purpose was self-evident.
He had long forgotten his promise to Xu Zian not to buy pets.
