Xu Zian's eyebrows were knitted together.
Li Anlan was very satisfied and stretched out her little hand to gently massage his waist.
Deliberately coquettish, she said, "Husband, from before Brother Xiaonan was born to now, I haven't had a haircut for more than half a year."
Then Li Anlan turned his head slightly, raised his hand to grab the ends of the ponytail on top of his head, and gently stroked Xu Zian's face.
He also blew the fragrance into Xu Zian's ear, and then said softly, "Husband, you see, I have cut my bangs several times before, and the ends of my hair have split."
"oh..."
Xu Zian felt that his nose and ears were itching, and his heart was scratching like a cat's claws, so he nodded in agreement.
But the thought was wrong.
He quickly spoke again, "After dinner, my husband will accompany you."
Xu Zian was still a little worried.
This semester, the two of them are tired of being together almost every day. This is the first time that Li Anlan has to act alone.
"No, He Xiuxiu wants to come over for lunch. We'll go together later."
"Oh well."
Xu Zian nodded subconsciously again.
Just as he was about to get up and go to the kitchen, he muttered that He Xiuxiu was coming. She was so good at eating, so I was afraid that this order wouldn't be enough.
Then he stopped immediately.
Go with He Xiuxiu? ? ?
That woman who is unreliable? ? ?
I had a bad premonition just now, and sure enough.
Isn’t this crazy woman He Xiuxiu here?
"Honey, let me be your driver. It's time for our son to get a haircut."
Xu Zi felt relieved and said without any doubt.
"Our son is so young, let's wait until you finish the exam and take him to the baby barber shop together."
Of course Li Anlan knew what Xu Zian was thinking, and she said coquettishly, "The barber I finally made an appointment with, my card will expire if I don't go!"
Seeing that Xu Zian was about to say something else, Li Anlan continued to act coquettishly, "Hubby, go cook quickly, I'm starving to death."
"Why..."
Xu Zian could only nodded depressedly.
He turned around and returned to the kitchen. While cooking, he considered whether to follow the two of them.
It wouldn't matter if it were Li Anlan himself.
Mainly because that He Xiuxiu is so unreliable.
Just follow the other two's lead.
What kind of serious person is that?
Thinking of this, Xu Zian couldn't help but smile.
It would be interesting if He Xiuxiu and Lao Er were brought together.
One portion of corn ribs soup, one portion of liver slices, and an additional portion of stir-fried broccoli and baby cabbage.
It hasn’t been served to the table yet.
He Xiuxiu rushed over as if she smelled it.
Once inside.
He Xiuxiu angrily threw the small bag on the sofa, "Lan Lan, I'm going to lose you completely! I'm here to say my final farewell to you today."
"What's going on?"
Li Anlan asked curiously, "Wash your hands and eat, and talk while eating."
Xu Zian felt happy.
Could it be that this crazy woman has some terminal disease?
That would be great!
No, no, it doesn’t matter what infectious disease you’re targeting.
Xu Zian hurriedly listened with stunned ears.
"My old man asked me to go back to Jiangnan and work in his company, otherwise my pocket money will be stopped!"
"You've been out in the wild for two years, it's time to go back."
Li Anlan was not surprised, held her hand and said with a smile.
Xu Zian felt a little disappointed after hearing this. It turned out that it was not a terminal illness.
However, it seems that He Xiuxiu may not be able to come back soon after leaving, which is considered a very happy event.
"I wish I were as good as you. I can find a good job and a good husband, so I don't have to be pinched by the old man."
He Xiuxiu said with envy and depression, "I will dye my hair green soon and hang out in front of the old man every day to see if I don't piss him off!"
"Hehe, I think it works!"
The two sat at the dining table again, chatting about hair styles while eating.
Xu Zi'an couldn't talk and didn't want to get involved.
After hurriedly filling his stomach, he got into the fence and continued to play with Xiao Nan.
However, after hearing that the two of them were chatting, they really wanted to get a haircut, Xu Zian felt relieved.
The two of them were sent away.
Xu Zian quickly took out his mobile phone.
The final exam is tomorrow. Although the exam rooms are divided, I'm pretty lucky.
Every time there are acquaintances in the same exam room.
While Li Anlan is away, we have to unify the code words as soon as possible, and we can still operate the choice and judgment questions.
The brainstorming session ended.
Xu Zian looked at Brother Xiao Nan who was holding a toy dog button eyeball. His hair was indeed a bit long.
Thinking of the baby hairdresser Li Anlan hired before, one visit only cost 200 yuan.
Just a few random pushes.
It's also too dark.
In the impression that when he was a child, his father would put a basin on his head and use an electric clipper to make a few turns in order to steal his hair-cutting money.
Very simple.
Just do it.
Xu Zian gestured with Brother Xiaonan's big head and found a suitable small steel basin.
I also found a new towel and used scissors to cut a gap in the middle.
It was stuck in the seam of Brother Xiao Nan's neck, just replacing the hairdresser's hair.
Then he took off Brother Xiaonan's clothes, exposing his big white and tender buttocks, and put them into the small bathtub.
"My dear son, don't move around. Daddy is going to cut your hair."
Xu Zian also specially took a little yellow duck and stuffed it into Brother Xiaonan's hand and let him chew it. It should make him honest.
The small steel basin was pressed against his head again, and it just stuck a little above his ears.
I picked up the electric clipper I used to shave Brother Xiaonan's fetal hair before and made a gesture.
There should be no problem.
But in order not to hurt Brother Xiaonan, I still installed a limit comb on the blade head.
"Buzz buzz..."
As soon as the hair clippers beeped, Brother Xiao Nan's attention was attracted.
He turned around to see what Xu Zian was doing.
Xu Zian didn't have time to hold down the steel basin.
There was a bang.
The small steel basin fell into the small bathtub.
so far so good.
Xu Zian secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
If Sister Zhang heard this, she would definitely not let him harm Brother Xiao Nan like this.
"Son, be good, and daddy will let you have a barking team to see if you are okay."
He took out his cell phone and stuck it on the edge of the small tub.
As soon as Ryder made a move, Xiao Nan immediately became quiet.
Xu Zian pressed the small steel basin on Brother Xiaonan's head with one hand and held the electric clipper in the other.
He gestured several more times.
After making sure that Brother Xiaonan had been watching the Paw Patrol team and not moving, he finally took the murderous step.
Start from the back of the neck and push upward.
It only took three or four strokes, and all the black hair fell down.
Close to the edge of the small steel basin.
Although Xu Zian's hands were shaking a little, it didn't have much impact.
Open the small steel basin and take a look.
Not bad.
Although there is no slope, it still looks like that.
As a child, your hair grows quickly, so there is no need to have an elaborate hairstyle.
Reattach the small steel basin.
Find the previous position according to the hair edge at the back.
Xu Zian went around to both sides of Brother Xiao Nan and trimmed the hair around his ears.
If you don't look at the front.
A perfect little mushroom head has been successful.
Seeing Brother Xiaonan still chewing on the little yellow duck, he looked at the barking team in recognition.
Xu Zian is full of confidence.
Use your hands to push the hair on the front.
But I didn't expect it to be.
Xu Zian may have blocked Brother Xiao Nan from watching the Paw Paw Team.
Maybe it's because I've been carrying the steel basin for a long time and it's a bit stuffy in the bathroom.
His fleshy little hand suddenly pulled the steel basin, and Xu Zian followed the clipper on his forehead and slid it directly to the top of his head.
"Holy shit..."
Xu Zian couldn't help but exclaimed.
Looking at Brother Xiaonan's shaved head, he instantly looked like the Mediterranean Sea.
"Son, this hairstyle is not perfect!"
Xu Zixin felt something was wrong and said he couldn't laugh or cry.
"You haven't seen Bear Big Bear II, why do you still want to be a bald guy?"
"Why..."
If you don't do one thing, you won't stop.
Xu Zian had no choice but to shave it all off.
It's easy without having to press the basin. Xu Zian gently held Brother Xiao Nan's head and brushed the pusher a few times.
A braised egg with small stubble is ready.
"It's not bad, it's cool!"
Xu Zian looked at Brother Xiaonan and stretched out his little hand to touch his head. He felt pretty good.
He glanced at the time.
It is estimated that Li Anlan will be back soon.
Xu Zian quickly adjusted the water temperature and helped Xiao Nan put on a shampoo cap to rinse the little braised eggs.
As soon as the warm water poured on Brother Xiao Nan's head, Brother Xiao Nan couldn't help but sway his little head and shiver.
Only then did Xu Zian react.
After struggling for so long, the bare-chested Xiao Nan is probably already cold.
I had to quickly rinse the stubble from his hair and put him back into the small tub.
Take a bath.
If his son catches a cold, Li Anlan won't kill him when he comes back.
"Quack quack..."
The small bathtub was quickly filled with water, and Brother Xiao Nan stopped watching the Paw Paw Team and had a great time holding the little duck.
Go for the little belly, go for the little feet.
Then rush the calf.
Xu Zian smiled evilly and pinched it gently.
This pinch is enough to cause trouble.
Brother Xiao Nan, who was sitting in the small bathtub, seemed to have a switch turned on, and a small fountain began to rise.
He slapped Xu Zian directly.
If he hadn't used the little duck to block it, he might have hit Brother Xiaonan's own face.
"You can't do it either, it won't even last a second."
Xu Zian was talking nonsense again.
If Li Anlan heard this, his ears would be ripped off.
"You've finished peeing, you brat!"
Xu Zian dropped the little duck and was about to take Brother Xiao Nan out of the small tub and change the water to rinse him.
Another puff was heard.
Good guy.
The water in the small tub suddenly changed color.
"You pooped right after you peed..."
Xu Zian sighed helplessly, "How many times have I pooped in the basin as soon as I took a bath? You can change your name to Mr. Basin."
"Huh? Is that okay? My little Mr. Basin, why are you doing it in the basin?"
"The braised eggs are pretty good too, I might as well just have a bald one!"
Xu Zian hurriedly took Xiao Nan out and placed him on the Spongebob-shaped baby toilet.
Since taking complementary foods.
The smell of the little daddy is so exciting.
But Brother Xiao Nan didn't care at all. While watching Xu Zian clean the small tub, he continued to hold the little yellow duck and nibble it in his mouth.
"I go!"
Seeing this scene, Xu Zian quickly snatched the little yellow duck away.
And at the moment when Brother Xiaonan slapped his face and was about to cry, he took a clean little yellow duck and stuffed it into his hand.
Both Xu Zian and Li Anlan have experience with this.
Every time I give my son a bath, I have to keep a few extra clean little yellow ducks aside.
Finished pooping.
I took a shower again.
Xu Zian was also sweating profusely due to the heat.
He just picked up Brother Xiaonan, who was wrapped in a small bath towel and turned into a rice dumpling, and came out of the bathroom.
Get ready to wear a diaper for him.
Li Anlan's figure walked in from the balcony.
Li Anlan's eyes widened as soon as he saw Brother Xiaonan's stewed egg with a small stubble, "Husband! Did you cut your son's hair? It's so ugly!"
He quickly came over and took a closer look.
He came up in anger and grabbed Xu Zian's ears, "You are too courageous! What if you hurt your son!"
