The moment of entrance.
Xu Zian felt something was wrong.
Seeing that Li Anlan couldn't help laughing, she chewed it carefully twice more.
"this..."
Xu Zian instantly put on a mask of happiness, "This is too salty!"
Xu Zian was about to get up and vomit.
Li Anlan smiled evilly and sat on his lap, pressing him firmly on the chair.
Pouting her little mouth, she couldn't help but laugh, "Don't vomit! You promised me to eat it all!"
"Wife, please spare my life!"
Just as Xu Zian was about to reach for the water, Li Anlan pushed the cold cup away in advance.
I could only continue to say with a painful look on my face, "Wife, didn't I just add a spoonful of salt as promised?"
"It's a spoonful~"
Li Anlan stretched out her small hand and covered Xu Zian's mouth again, "It's just that the salt cube is a little too big."
"Hehe, hubby, just eat this bite and I will spare you."
Li Anlan said coquettishly again.
"Uh-huh..."
Xu Zian's mouth was covered and he couldn't make a sound, so he could only nod helplessly.
He gestured with his eyes and asked her to help him pour a glass of water.
"Promise not to vomit, and I will give you water~"
Seeing Xu Zian nod again, Li Anlan pulled back his hand with a smirk.
"Honey, I really can't swallow it. It's too salty. Please let me drink some water and drink it down smoothly."
Xu Zian prayed sincerely, but he had already thought of a way to retaliate against her.
"Okay~"
"Thank you, wife~"
Xu Zian took the water glass and took a big sip.
But the next step was to swallow a big spoonful of salty egg fried rice.
But it was still very salty in my mouth.
Li Anlan also smiled, finally getting over the anger that Xu Zian had just taught her how to cook and crush eggs.
He also thoughtfully poured Xu Zian another large glass of water.
Xu Zian hurriedly picked up the water glass and took a large mouthful of water.
Then he grabbed Li Anlan and pressed it against her little mouth.
"oops..."
Li Anlan struggled desperately, but still couldn't escape.
After breaking free from Xu Zian's clutches, he hurriedly rushed into the kitchen, "You're so disgusting, you stinky brother, you are so disgusting!"
"Hey Hey..."
Xu Zian drank another large glass of water. It still felt very salty, so he took another banana and took a big bite.
The salty taste was finally covered up.
Seeing Li Anlan drinking water and gargling his mouth, Xu Zian leaned over and smiled again, "My wife eats bananas."
Li Anlan also took a big bite of banana.
The taste in my mouth is finally no longer salty.
Seeing the evil smile on Xu Zian's face, he finally reacted.
"Smelly gangster~"
It's just a simple trick to steal a peach from a monkey.
Xu Zian tensed up, and looked at Li Anlan who was running away quickly and couldn't help pouting, "I think you are a female hooligan."
"Look at how I, a righteous young man, accepted a female gangster like you!"
Xu Zian just threw Li Anlan down on the large sofa.
Li Anlan, whose face was red with embarrassment, begged for mercy in Xu Zian's ear, "Honey, please spare my life. I'm so hungry that I have no strength left. Just spare me."
"snort!"
Xu Zian also imitated Li Anlan and pouted, "You can hide from the first grade but not the fifteenth. There are no hungry people on the road to hell. Tell me, what do you want to eat?"
Li Anlan pointed to the refrigerator, "Hubby, I want to eat hot pot~"
"Okay, it seems that my wife is not stupid and knows how to be prepared."
Xu Zian took the opportunity to collect some interest, and then nodded with satisfaction, "We are moving to a new home in full swing. It's not bad for us to eat hot pot. I'll take care of you when we're full."
"Hehe, let's eat hot pot!"
After eating and drinking enough.
Li Anlan said she missed her son and wanted to run away.
But how could Xu Zian give her a chance to escape.
He carried Li Anlan like a sack and walked upstairs.
I saw that the big round bed in the master bedroom had been covered with a bright red quilt featuring dragons and phoenixes.
Xu Zian was even more excited.
Li Anlan also knew that he could not escape, so he shyly shouted, "Xiaoyi Xiaoyi, turn on the whole house sleep mode..."
This night.
From upstairs to downstairs, the two talked all night in every corner.
But in the end, there are only one word in a thousand words.
Happy moments can be said to be long, but can be said to be short.
As soon as Friday arrived, Li Anlan couldn't bear it anymore.
I once suspected that Xu Zian was made of iron.
She hadn't worn high heels in class for the past two days, and she really couldn't stand it.
Once the formaldehyde test report comes out, it is confirmed that the new house is safe.
Li Anlan took advantage of Xu Zian's morning class to take Sister Zhang and Brother Xiaonan to their new home.
Thinking that with a son, Xu Zian can at least feel a little more settled.
There is no class on Friday afternoon.
Xu Zian still ran home immediately.
But before he had gone far, he was stopped by the fourth child.
"Lao Xu, I told you about the barbecue before, and I thought about it again."
"You can't learn skewers in a day or two. We can make barbecue. Chelulu barbecue is the kind we ate at the door of my community last summer."
"Rouler barbecue?"
Xu Zian recalled for a while, "This thing is good. Just marinate the meat. It's simple."
"That's right, let's reorganize the room so that we can put 6 tables."
When the fourth child heard that there was something going on, he said excitedly.
Xu Zian nodded repeatedly, "Let's discuss it with the property manager. Maybe we can put it up at the door."
The rumors of three small barbecues a day are not false. Of course Xu Zian is interested in making money.
He has also been thinking about how to spend this summer.
Brother Xiao Nan is too young to travel, and the couple cannot bear to leave him when they go out alone, and they can really get tired of being in bed every day.
"Okay, let's gather at the inn after dinner and study it carefully."
Xu Zian finished speaking.
While thinking about it, I walked home.
Back to the new house.
Seeing Li Anlan sunbathing in the garden with the little guy, Sister Zhang had already prepared lunch.
Xu Zian's heart suddenly felt cold.
Yesterday, Li Anlan asked someone to drain all the oil from the red Ducati. It had been knocked down in the middle of the basement and used as a decoration.
I still want to experience it there.
She refused yesterday, and now it's even harder.
after lunch.
Li Anlan originally wanted to take Xu Zian to review, but Xu Zian told the fourth child's suggestion.
After getting her support.
Only then did Xu Zian have the opportunity to go out.
Come to the shop.
The fourth child is also discussing with the third child.
"How about it, Third Brother? Let's try it this weekend. If it works, will you come back during the holiday?"
"I promised my mother that I would go back."
The third child said hesitantly.
Although Jingjing's incident completely stimulated his desire to make money, he still wanted to go back and help his family with some farm work during the holidays.
"You haven't bought a ticket yet, let's try it first and then talk."
Xu Zian also spoke.
Then he turned to look at the second child, "You definitely can't go home. If you don't want to die on a woman's belly, don't go out and wander around."
"Depend on."
The second child looked at Xu Zian with disdain, "I will definitely not go back. I plan to rent a house nearby, otherwise it will be too expensive to stay in a hotel every day during this holiday."
"What, a girl from elementary school stayed with you?"
Lao Si asked with a smile.
"That's right, I haven't decided which one to keep yet."
"Old Xu is right, sooner or later you will die on a woman's belly."
"correct."
Xu Zian did not continue the conversation between the two of them, and said hurriedly, "The third child, why don't you go back. When the holiday comes, you and the second child will go live in my old small house. We have agreed with your sister-in-law."
"Third brother, you're going to be miserable."
The fourth child said with a bad smile, "The second child probably makes you listen to the wall every day."
"Fourth brother, don't interrupt. Seriously, if you want to stay, you two can go over. If you don't stay, second child, you should rent a house by yourself."
Xu Zian deliberately looked at the second child seriously, "I'm afraid you'll die in my house."
"Fuck you uncle."
The second child smiled and cursed.
After thinking for a while, he agreed with Xu Zian's statement, "Third brother, please stay. I promise not to take the girl back. Second brother is not that kind of person."
"That's it, the four of us brothers will take advantage of the holidays to have a great time."
"OK!"
The third child finally nodded, "I'll tell my family."
"Okay, let's try the dishes tomorrow!"
"What are you waiting for tomorrow?"
Xu Zian was thinking about making money, so he slapped the table and said, "Fourth brother, ask where the wheel pan is installed. You can buy one now."
"I'll go to the supermarket and buy some beef and mutton to marinate, and we'll start cooking in the evening."
As he said that, Xu Zian was about to walk out.
"Wait a minute, Lao Xu."
The second child grabbed Xu Zian and said, "Did you forget about the senior graduation party tonight? My sister-in-law is going to play the piano on stage."
"Yes, I really forgot if you didn't tell me."
Xu Zian smiled awkwardly.
"I guess, have you really forgotten or are you pretending not to know?"
The fourth child pulled Xu Zian to the chair again and asked suspiciously.
Seeing the surprised expressions on the three people's faces, Xu Zian was a little confused.
"What's wrong? What are your expressions?"
"You really don't know?"
The third child asked again in surprise.
"What's the matter? Just tell me. I really don't know what you want to say."
"Don't you usually watch the group?"
"It's not just a small group of four of us, it's a group of classmates and majors."
The three of them took turns asking.
"What's so interesting about that? I've blocked it a long time ago."
Xu Zian took out his mobile phone. On Monday, the day Li Anlan took him to school on a motorcycle, he blocked several groups and never opened them again.
"Don't waste your time. I'll send you a picture and you'll know after you see it."
"What's so interesting here? I've already thought about it. Just pinch it. After your sister-in-law's performance is over, I'll go up and give you a flower."
Xu Zian looked at the party program that his third son sent him, but didn't even read it carefully.
If Li Anlan hadn't come on stage, he wouldn't have bothered to join in the fun.
"Fuck, if you don't need your eyes, just donate them."
"Isn't there a hole in the wall of our dormitory? It's just a good idea to take it down and plug it up."
After hearing what the three people said, Xu Zian looked at the program list carefully and finally discovered the problem.
"Fuck!"
"What the hell does this mean? Why is this program different from the previous one?"
"Who is this comparison? Male or female? Why haven't you heard of it?"
Xu Zian asked a series of questions, but his mind was still full of question marks.
"The program list just came out."
"That match is extraordinary, it's the bastard father who cuckolded the third child."
"Well, the second-in-command of the education bureau in our province is bald and has a belly twice as big as the fourth child."
Each of the three said one sentence.
Xu Zian was stunned after hearing this.
"Let this old bastard play the piano with Li Anlan???"
"What the fuck, I'll kill him!"
"Hey shit!"
The second child looked at the phone again, "Old Xu, hold on, someone from the music club broke the news again. It turned out that the old bastard and his sister-in-law were playing the piano each."
"It's a bit unlucky now. One of the pianos suddenly suffered a technical failure..."
"What?!!!"
Xu Zian exploded instantly. Li Anlan must have been kept in the dark about this, otherwise she would definitely not be able to agree.
Now at this juncture, something like this happened again.
It was obvious that he was forcing Li Anlan to submit.
"No, absolutely not! Mad, I have to find a way to mess with this matter even if I die!"
Xu Zian clenched his fists and said angrily.
"My son's debt has not yet been settled. His father is out to seek death again. He must be killed."
