"This is the first delicious dish I learned."
Xu Zian continued to lie, "It's really awesome."
"Hmph~"
Hearing what Xu Zian said, Li Anlan became interested again, "Little cook, I will trust you again."
Xu Zian made an OK gesture.
Under Li Anlan's doubtful gaze, he quickly put the kitchen knife into the knife holder.
"Then let's get started, wife?"
"Did you lie to me again!"
Li Anlan asked suspiciously, "Why did you put the knife away?"
"You'll know in a moment, he must be really awesome."
Xu Zian smiled and took out two eggs, knocked them lightly with each hand, and pressed slightly with his thumbs.
Both eggshells split into two at the same time.
The egg liquid slid into the bowl.
"Husband, you are so amazing, you can actually crack eggs with one hand!"
Li Anlan's eyes lit up, "Let me try too!"
Li Anlan happily imitated Xu Zian's example, holding an egg in one hand and knocking it gently.
Then he started pinching the bowl.
"Open it?"
Xu Zian stared at it for at least 10 seconds. Veins popped out on Li Anlan's little hands, and even his teeth were straining.
But the egg still survived intact in her hands.
"I can't hold it..."
Li Anlan looked at Xu Zian a little aggrievedly.
I really can’t believe that it’s just a small egg. Seeing how relaxed Xu Zian is, how could she not be able to squeeze it open?
In fact, it's not that Li Anlan lacks strength, she is a Sanda master who can kick Xu Zian away with one kick.
The reason is that she doesn't dare to exert her full strength.
It was also because her hands were too small and her strength was scattered.
"how could be?"
Xu Zian quickly took the egg and looked at it.
Boy, no cracks at all.
I really want her to burst.
There will be another scene where Xu Zian wipes the ceiling overnight.
"Silly goose."
Xu Zian couldn't help laughing.
Put the two eggs in Li Anlan's hand again.
Xu Zian held her hands again and gave them a gentle squeeze.
"Click~"
A crack appeared on both eggs at the same time.
"So that's it."
Li Anlan smiled, glanced at Xu Zian shyly, and said that he was so stupid.
"Get up and drive, I'll try it myself!"
Then he gently raised his elbow and pushed back, then pushed Xu Zian away who took the opportunity to take advantage of him.
Xu Zian also chuckled and quickly took several steps back.
really.
Xu Zian, who was hiding far away, guessed right.
Li Anlan frowned slightly, stretched his hands straight forward, but leaned his body and neck back desperately.
Just listen to two clicks.
Li Anlan's two thumbs were inserted directly into the egg.
If it weren't for her weird posture, two streams of yellow and white egg liquid would have splashed onto her face.
"oops!"
Li Anlan exclaimed, motionless like a wooden man.
As if he was about to get an injection, his hands were firmly held down by the nurse, and his body was trying to hide back.
He squinted his eyes depressedly and looked at Xu Zian, who had been hiding several meters away.
"Why are you running so far!"
"No, no, I'll come to the refrigerator to get some side dishes."
Xu Zian explained while suppressing a smile.
He rushed over and took the egg from Li Anlan's hand.
Looking at the small hole in the egg, Xu Zian finally couldn't help laughing.
"Don't laugh!"
Li Anlan pushed Xu Zian depressedly, then took two more eggs and nestled them in his hands, "I will definitely succeed this time!"
"Honey, come on!"
Xu Zian quickly poured out the egg liquid, then changed a small basin to Li Anlan and handed it over.
"Hmph~"
Li Anlan glanced at Xu Zian dissatisfiedly, but didn't say anything.
After all, she didn't have confidence in herself, so it would be safer to change to a larger container.
"Stuck~"
Li Anlan held two eggs and knocked them lightly.
Then he turned to look at Xu Zian.
"What's wrong, wife?"
Xu Zian asked doubtfully.
"Is there any technique for pinching your balls?"
Li Anlan said with a evil smile.
"Skill..."
Xu Zian scratched his head and hesitated for a while.
After looking at the two eggshells with holes, he asked instead, "When you pulled me, did you use one finger or two fingers?"
"Cut~"
Li Anlan smiled proudly, "So that's what it means, I understand!"
He took on the strange posture shown in the scene just now, with both hands holding the eggs placed directly above the small basin.
His hands were about to exert force.
But suddenly he turned his head again.
Looking at Xu Zian who stepped back a few meters away and held up two pot lids as shields, he asked fiercely, "If you still dare to tease me, see if I don't crush your balls!"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
Xu Zian shook his head quickly and took another half step back.
Since having a private space last night, Li Anlan seems to have become a different person. He can't wait to make up all the homework he owed for the previous month in one night.
Xu Zian experienced for the first time what it felt like to have his body hollowed out.
Seeing Xu Zian's slightly panicked look, Li Anlan nodded with satisfaction.
Confidently, he leaned over and stared at the two eggs in his hands.
"Click."
The egg in my right hand was broken.
Although it was not perfect, it did not splash outside the basin, and the egg liquid slid down Li Anlan's palm.
"Isn't that right?"
Li Anlan was not immersed in the joy of half success.
Finally he stood up straight and lowered his head slightly to glance at the egg in his left hand.
I thought it might be caused by the difference in strength between the left and right hands.
Then he turned his head slightly to look at Xu Zian, recalling the feeling of pinching him again.
At the same time, the left hand increased its strength again.
"Crack!"
The egg finally broke.
"I go!"
Xu Zian's balls hurt when he saw her hands.
At the same time, Li Anlan's scream was heard.
The egg in her left hand was crushed to pieces by her, and a huge amount of egg liquid splashed on her face and clothes.
"Ha ha ha ha..."
Xu Zian laughed and quickly put down the pot lid to help Li Anlan wipe his face.
"I'm not playing anymore! It's not fun at all!"
Li Anlan became angry and threw the broken eggshells and egg liquid in his hand at Xu Zian.
Then he rushed to the bathroom depressed.
"Why..."
Xu Zian couldn't help but wiped his apron that was stained with egg liquid, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He guessed that Li Anlan would pop the egg.
It's because when two eggs collide, one has a big crack and the other has a small crack or is not cracked at all.
But after such a trouble.
It is estimated that Li Anlan will not be interested in cooking any time soon.
It's definitely a good thing for him.
Unexpectedly, Li Anlan returned to the kitchen soon.
He pouted and looked at Xu Zian depressedly, "Continue! I still want to learn!"
"ah?"
"What are you doing?"
Li Anlan picked up the green onion leaves that Xu Zian had just taken out of the refrigerator and knocked him on the head, "Next step!"
"All right."
Xu Zian could only nod.
Take a few spoonfuls of freshly cooked rice from the rice cooker, spread it out in a large basin.
Li Anlan asked doubtfully, "What is this for?"
"You'll find out soon."
Xu Zian pretended to be mysterious in his answer.
But he thought to himself, he is really an expert in the frying kitchen, and he can't even tell that he is making egg fried rice.
Xu Zian used a spoon to separate the egg yolk and egg liquid.
Beat the egg yolks and set aside.
Heat a pan with a little oil, then pour in the beaten rice.
Now Li Anlan finally understood, "Okay, you lied to me again!"
"Isn't the dragon and phoenix auspicious? Where's the dragon? Where's the phoenix? Fool me with fried rice with eggs!"
"Didn't the dragon turn into a chicken? Didn't the phoenix turn into a chicken?"
Xu Zian chuckled and said, "The dragon and the phoenix are laying eggs. I'm not lying to you."
"This isn't awesome either!"
Li Anlan didn't bother to listen to Xu Zian's sophistry, "Even children..."
The last word "hui" came to her lips and she swallowed it back.
She really couldn't say this, after all, she couldn't even crack an egg.
"Why aren't you awesome?"
Xu Zian continued to argue, "Don't underestimate the egg fried rice. It's both a vegetable and a meal. It's delicious and filling, and you don't even need a knife. You say it's beef or not!"
Li Anlan was momentarily speechless.
His little face bulged with anger.
Seeing Xu Zian turn off the heat again, pour the egg liquid into the pot, and start stirring quickly clockwise.
Until every grain of rice is coated with egg wash.
Turn the heat back on to low and continue to stir-fry.
"That's almost it, wife."
Xu Zian smiled and said, "You add salt. Salt has been the most important seasoning and strategic material since ancient times. If you add salt, it means that this dish is produced by you. It must be very delicious."
"snort."
Li Anlan rolled her eyes at Xu Zian and picked up the salt shaker happily.
"Just a small spoonful is enough. If it's too bland, you can add more. If it's too salty..."
Xu Zian wiped the sweat from his face, and before he finished speaking, he heard Li Anlan oops again.
"What's wrong, honey? Did I burn you?"
Xu Zian quickly grabbed her wrist and asked nervously.
"No...it's okay."
"Yeah. It's okay."
Xu Zian held Li Anlan's hand and looked carefully. He was relieved when no wounds were found.
"Did you add salt?"
"Added, one spoonful."
Li Anlan bit her lip and said softly.
The condiment bottle was newly bought by Xu Zian.
Li Anlan specially rinsed it with water before putting the salt in.
But I didn't expect that the salt would all form lumps.
She did dig out a spoonful, which was bigger than a quail egg. She wanted to put it back and mash it, but accidentally dropped it into the pot.
Seeing Xu Zian grabbing green onion leaves with his hands and throwing them into the pot, he was muttering something like how awesome this dish was without a knife.
Li Anlan rubbed his belly quietly.
I thought it was a good thing I specially prepared hot pot, otherwise I would have been hungry.
"Eat, wife!"
Xu Zian put the golden egg fried rice covered with egg liquid into a large plate, took two more spoons, and sat at the dining table happily.
"Honey, please taste it first to see how it tastes when you cook it for the first time. I haven't looked at my son for a long time, so I'll go take a look."
"I don't..."
"ah?"
As soon as Xu Zian turned around, he was grabbed by Li Anlan.
"I want to tell you that Sister Zhang has brought Brother Xiaonan back to her old house. After all, the formal formaldehyde test report has not been released yet."
Li Anlan's face was red, she was shy and even nervous.
"Honey, sit down quickly. Since I did it, you have to taste it first."
"Hey, wife, you are so kind!"
"Then you have to eat more, you must finish this plate!"
"Okay! What my wife cooked for me must be eaten!"
Xu Zian sat down next to Li Anlan, not knowing that the pain was about to come.
My mind was filled with the thought that I would be able to spend some time together in my new home today, which was so wonderful.
He opened his mouth happily, looked at the smiling Li Anlan, and stuffed a large spoonful of egg fried rice into his mouth.
