In an instant, Xu Zian felt that all the bones in his body were numb.
But he was still deliberately surprised and said, "Ah, I was so anxious to come back that I forgot to pick up a straw. What should I do?"
"Yes, yes!"
Li Anlan nodded quickly and was about to get out of bed with his bare feet, "There is it in the kitchen, I'll get it!"
"oops!"
Li Anlan screamed again and was hugged by Xu Zian as soon as he got out of bed.
"I think it's better to forget it. Drinking milk tea at night will make you gain weight."
"Besides, no matter how sweet the milk tea is, it's not as sweet as your mouth."
Then Xu Zian put his big mouth on Li Anlan's small mouth.
Li Anlan guessed that Xu Zian was teasing her, and fumbled around with her restless little hands. Finally she found the straw that Xu Zian had hidden in his pocket, and pushed him away. "Brother, get out of here." Back to school, the dormitory is closed.”
Xu Zian, who was feeling hot all over, made a comeback, but had no intention of going back.
Li Anlan had been tossing him to death this afternoon. Even with his aunt protecting him, he still had to vent this evil fire.
But he was still pushed out of the room by Li Anlan with threats.
There was another click and the door was locked.
Xu Zian had no choice but to tidy up his clothes and went out dejectedly.
Back in the dormitory, the three losers had just put out the cassette stove. Xu Zian locked the door of the dormitory, put aside the distracting thoughts in his mind, and started working to make money.
The next few days.
Xu Zian could only go to Li Anlan's house three times a day to order boiled vegetables and leaves as usual, and then be kicked back to the dormitory by Li Anlan in the evening.
Every time he looked in the mirror, Xu Zian felt like his face was turning green.
It’s just that the oden business has obviously dropped a lot in the past few days.
Firstly, Feng's mother became more and more strict, and she almost got stolen several times. Secondly, the students in the dormitory building were also a little tired of it. Some of them even heard that someone used the same method to steal business from them.
Xu Zian counted the days with his fingers and finally made it to the weekend, thinking that it was time for Li Anlan's relatives to leave.
I went to the supermarket early in the morning to buy chicken feet and ribs, and planned to go back to the dormitory to stew them in a cassette stove. At noon, I took them directly to Li Anlan's house and officially declared war on Grandma Lin.
But as soon as the fragrant chicken feet and pork ribs were stewed, they received a call from Master Jue, asking the four of them to go to her office immediately.
The four of them looked at me and I looked at you. After discussing for a while, they finally realized that it was probably a fight and they couldn't hide. They could only rush over.
But what few people never expected was this.
As soon as they entered the door, they found that all four of their parents were there, standing in front of Master Miejie's desk with their heads down, like children who had made a mistake.
Including Master Miejie and Aunt Zhao, 10 pairs of eyes were all focused on the four people.
Instantly, the four people were so shocked that their hair stood on end.
"You bastard, you cause trouble for me every day!"
The fourth child's father was a self-employed man who was shorter and fatter than him. He cursed loudly when they met him. He even took out a custom-made extended belt and tried to swing it at the fourth child.
The fourth child was so frightened that he hurriedly took a step back, grabbed the third child and blocked him in front of him.
The third child was so shocked that he was even more confused and didn't even have time to hide.
Fortunately, the belt in the hands of the fourth child's father did not fall on the third child, but the third child's mother was not good at it either. She rushed over and grabbed the third child's ear.
Xu Zian's mother didn't want to take action, and wanted to save some face for Xu Zian in front of so many people.
But when she saw the two parents moving their hands, knowing that they were all acting, she couldn't help it anymore. She also thought that Xu Zian would be dismissed or even expelled if he had another demerit, so she walked up quickly and said, He grabbed Xu Zian's ear.
Only the middle child's parents are the most calm.
My father was wearing a brand-name suit and tie, but he couldn't help but point at his dick and curse.
But the beautiful young woman next to him, who was only in her early thirties, quickly protected her dick behind her.
But the second child pushed her away, "This is my business, what does it have to do with you!"
No need to think about it, this young woman must be the second child's baby mother.
"Snapped!"
A crisp slap sounded, and the noisy office fell silent for an instant.
"You unfilial son, why did I give birth to an unworthy son like you? Don't you know your little mother is pregnant!"
The second child recovered from the shock when he heard his father's yelling. He covered his red cheeks and glanced at his mother, who was still sitting on the ground holding her stomach.
Without saying anything, he turned around and rushed out of the office.
Xu Zian reacted the fastest, covering his ears and chasing after his mother when she wasn't paying attention.
It was just that the third and fourth children were suffering. Just as they were about to take the opportunity to run away, their parents grabbed them again.
Xu Zian chased the second child out of the school. When he saw him entering a barbecue restaurant that he often went to before, he followed him in.
The second child was sitting in the box sulking, and Xu Zian didn't say anything.
It was almost lunch time, so I ordered some skewers and moved a box of beer.
Hearing the second child's cell phone ringing non-stop but he turned it off directly, Xu Zian had no choice but to hang up the call from the third child, but still sent a text message telling the third child that he and the second child were together to reassure them. He threw his phone aside.
Xu Zian knew clearly.
It's useless to say anything at this time.
Drink.
But he also complained secretly in his heart, wondering how his mother would teach him a lesson later.
Before the skewers were served, I drank two bottles of beer.
The second child wiped away her tears and told the story of her mother's life in a lonely voice.
Xu Zian still kept his mouth shut and listened quietly.
After downing a few bottles of beer, Er Er, who barely ate anything, became drunk.
He slammed the wine glass on the table and said, "Made, no man is good. He swore to me at that time that he would never marry me again."
"But in just a few years, the women around me have changed several times, and now they even have children!"
Xu Zian, who was also in a daze, couldn't help but laugh when he heard these words coming from the second child's mouth.
Counting the elementary school girl I saw in the supermarket before, this guy has five girlfriends, and he still has the nerve to talk about his father.
Moreover, his father is only in his 40s, and the family is not short of money, so it is human nature to find another one.
"I don't even bother to say anything about you, why do you still have the nerve to say something about my father?"
Xu Zian couldn't help but speak.
"Can I be like him? How old am I? I'm just having fun, and it's not like you have kids. If you dare to go out and do mischief, don't say I don't treat you as a brother!"
After saying that, the second child fell down on the table with a bang. At this time, he could still get it on Xu Zian's head.
Xu Zian didn't bother to pay attention to him.
I took out my phone and took a look at it, and I woke up instantly.
His parents and Li Anlan called him several times but didn't listen. They already knew about him having a child with Li Anlan and had already gone to Li Anlan's house.
Xu Zian glanced at the second child who had fallen asleep, hurriedly called out to the dormitory group, dialed Li Anlan's number and ran out.
It was impossible to pay the bill. Xu Zian had to keep the small amount of money he had worked hard to earn for his wife and children.
What happened between the two of them was accidentally revealed by the fourth child in front of a whole room of people.
At that time, he whispered to the second child's little mother's unpregnant belly and the third child, "I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. If a girl can make a baby kiss with Lao Xu's son, then we can follow the elders." Well."
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was stunned.
After hesitating for almost a week, Master Miejie finally made up his mind and told Xu Zian's parents about the matter.
The expressions of the two of them at that time were wonderful.
My son is just a sophomore in college, and his son is more than three months old? ? ?
The child's mother or the son's teacher? ? ?
Counting the days, maybe Xu Zian would hook up with his teacher not long after he entered college? ? ?
The fourth child, who was not afraid of trouble when watching the excitement, also found a photo of Li Anlan and the little guy and showed it to Xu Zian's parents.
The second elder couldn't believe it when he saw such a beautiful Li Anlan, who looked like a little girl who had just entered college.
I'm afraid I'm not blind enough to fall in love with his gangster.
I'm afraid this cheap grandson is not a bastard from outside, right? ? ?
But when I saw the photo of the fat and white little guy, his cute appearance seemed to be exactly the same as Xu Zian's when he was a child.
The two elders looked at Master Jue again with doubts.
After Master Miejie's repeated affirmation, the two elders were confused, but their hearts were filled with joy.
After calling Xu Zian several times without answering, he hurriedly asked for the address of Li Anlan's home and hurried out.
I'm anxious to see my fat grandson.
As soon as the second child walked away, the parents of the third and fourth children, who had recovered from the shock, looked at their sons and became even more angry.
People can find such a beautiful wife when they go to college, and even have a son. Look at the two of them, one is a boring gourd and the other is a dead fat pig.
The difference between my ears was not ripped out by them alive.
Fortunately, there was a message from Xu Zian, so the two of them escaped.
When he learned that Xu Zian's parents were coming, Li Anlan was nervously hiding in the cloakroom to choose clothes.
Xu Zian made three calls in a row before she heard it.
The moment the call was connected, Li Anlan's anxious voice came.
"Honey, what should I do? Why didn't you tell me in advance that your parents were coming! You're so annoying, and I'm not prepared at all!"
"Uh...I...I just found out, forget it, I'll talk to you later...I'll be downstairs soon."
Xu Zian's mind was also in chaos and his words were incoherent.
"What should I do? Oh, please tell me what your parents like to eat. I'll ask Sister Lin to prepare it. What clothes should I wear..."
Hearing Li Anlan's nervous voice on the phone again, Xu Zian felt warm in his heart. After thinking for a while, he pretended to be calm and said, "Don't be nervous, an ugly daughter-in-law always has to meet her parents-in-law!"
Besides, my wife is so beautiful and looks good in anything she wears. My parents are very easy to get along with, really. "
After saying this, Xu Zian unconsciously rubbed the red ear that his mother had just pinched.
"You're the ugly one! You just know how to trick me with your sweet words. Forget it, your stinky brother can't be trusted either."
Hearing what Xu Zian said, Li Anlan became even more nervous.
"Ask them where they are and wait for them downstairs to come up together!"
After Li Anlan finished speaking, she hung up the phone. After thinking about it, she realized something was wrong, so she hurriedly called Sister Lin to help her give her some advice on what clothes to wear, and prepared to go downstairs to greet the second elder in person.
Xu Zian rubbed his ears again and looked at the hung up phone, "Why am I so unreliable..."
I was just about to call my parents.
Xu Zian saw his father driving his mother in his old Jetta, but was stopped at the gate by the community security guard.
Mother was leaning most of her body out of the window, arguing with the security guard angrily.
"I'm in a hurry to see my grandson. What nonsense are you talking about? Let us in quickly!"
