Seeing Xu Zian hesitating and speechless, Li Anlan pouted and continued, "You were wrong from the time you grilled me sausage today!"
"What?"
Xu Zian felt that a large number of his brain cells suddenly died.
What does this have to do with sausages? ? ?
"If you don't let me eat sausage secretly, I won't worry about you going out to eat randomly, and I won't let you eat so much at noon."
"If you don't eat so much, you won't fall asleep while watching the movie, and you won't make me angry."
"If you hadn't made me angry, you wouldn't have met other people in the elevator, and I wouldn't have been so angry."
"If I wasn't so angry, why would my stomach hurt so much?"
"Tell me, are you wrong?"
"If you don't admit your mistake, I won't go home. Just let me die of pain here!"
After hearing what Li Anlan said, Xu Zian let out a long sigh.
"I know, wife, I really know I was wrong this time. Let's go home quickly."
"no!"
Li Anlan's eyes widened, "Why are you sighing?"
“You’re not sincere enough when you sigh!”
"I, Xu Zian, sincerely admit my mistake to Li Anlan, the invincible super beauty in the universe! Wife, I am sincere now."
Xu Zian raised three fingers in front of his chest and said helplessly and seriously.
"The tone of your voice doesn't sound like you're sincerely apologizing. You're just trying to deal with me!"
Li Anlan smiled slyly and looked at Xu Zian with her mouth pouted.
Xu Zian was anxious, "Why didn't I sincerely apologize? How could I be perfunctory with you?"
"Anyway, I just can't feel your sincere apology!"
"Oh well!"
Xu Zian finally couldn't help it anymore, put down the backrest of the passenger seat and climbed into the back seat. He hugged Li Anlan and kissed him.
Seeing that Li Anlan was still resisting, Xu Zian stretched out his hand again and grabbed the two guys who were leading the trouble.
Li Anlan exclaimed and instantly collapsed in his arms.
If Li Anlan hadn't come with relatives, Xu Zian would have executed her on the spot no matter what.
Finally the world is quiet.
Only then did Xu Zian spare Li Anlan's life.
Unexpectedly, Li Anlan burst out laughing with her face turning red.
Xu Zian instantly understood that Li Anlan deliberately made him angry.
But what can he do? With the fierce aunt stationed at the last position, Xu Zian has nowhere to use his strength.
I could only deliberately carry Li Anlan into the passenger seat with a sullen face, get out of the car and return to the main driver's seat, and drove home depressed.
And the ignorant Li Anlan, who was protected by his aunt, deliberately reached out and rubbed Xu Zian's thighs and abdominal muscles repeatedly with a smirk on his face.
But Xu Zian was so angry!
It happened to be the evening rush hour, and the car was stuck on the road at walking speed. Even though Xu Zian had ten thousand ideas, he couldn't realize them.
The car finally drove back to the basement downstairs. As soon as Xu Zian parked the car, Li Anlan, who had a guilty conscience, immediately ran out of the car in surprise.
Standing at the elevator door again, looking at Xu Zian with a wicked smile.
Xu Zian was not in a hurry anymore, and slowly got out of the car to get something, still holding a large bag of popcorn in his hand and eating it hard.
"Smelly brother, hurry up and why are you dawdling!"
Li Anlan looked at him from afar and urged.
"Hey, why don't you go up first, and I'll have a few bites before I go up."
"no!"
Li Anlan pouted. Although it was already past dinner time, she and Granny Lin had promised in advance that they would go home for dinner.
If she went up by herself, Xu Zian would definitely disappear in a flash, and he would never come back unless he had a full meal outside.
"Come here quickly and let me have a few bites too!"
Li Anlan said coquettishly again.
"I'm coming."
Xu Zian was holding several big bags in both hands and could only stare at the popcorn bucket with his head as he walked slowly over.
As soon as she walked in front of Li Anlan, she snatched the popcorn bucket away. After taking a big bite, she placed most of the remaining bucket next to the garbage at the door.
Under Xu Zian's depressed and surprised gaze, Li Anlan clapped his hands proudly and said, "Leave the rest for the stray dogs to eat."
"Stray dogs eat better than me..."
Xu Zian sighed helplessly again and went upstairs with Li Anlan.
As soon as he entered the door, Xu Zian smelled the long-lost aroma of meat.
It turned out that Granny Lin learned that Li Anlan had relatives here, so she specially stewed mutton and cooked pork liver.
The little guy had already drank milk. Xu Zian was just about to play with him for a while before getting ready for a big meal, when he was pushed directly to the bathroom by Li Anlan.
"You wash your hands first before eating, and then you can touch the child after eating and taking a shower. It's so dirty!"
"hey-hey."
Xu Zian smiled mischievously, "Let's take a shower together later!"
"You think beautifully!"
Li Anlan rolled her eyes at him, "You can't take a shower when relatives are here, you idiot."
Before Xu Zian could wipe his hands after washing, he was pushed out by Li Anlan again.
He knew what she was doing inside without having to guess, so he waited for her at the door.
Finally, the two of them sat at the dining table together and prepared to have a big meal. The hateful Granny Lin brought another bowl of soup and placed it in front of Xu Zian.
"Lan Lan is inconvenient these days, so just eat more and take good supplements. Xiao Xu, drink the soup by yourself today."
"Hehe, thank you, Sister Lin."
Li Anlan nodded and looked at Xu Zian with a wicked smile, "Be good, drink more soup."
"Why..."
Just like yesterday, if you want to eat well, you must first drink enough water.
After resting for a while after the meal, Li Anlan still refused to let Xu Zian hold the child, saying that he could only touch the child after taking a bath.
Because of Li Anlan, the two of them finally stopped doing the double yoga program.
But other tasks were indispensable. Xu Zian could only tell stories to his son under the supervision of Granny Lin and Li Anlan, then accompany him to listen to music and provide early education, and finally left him 5 minutes to play wildly with his son.
Xu Zian excitedly hugged his son and spun around on the ground.
5 minutes passed quickly.
But it wasn't over yet. Xu Zian was watched by three pairs of eyes again and ran 5 kilometers on the treadmill before the day's task really ended.
I finally managed to eat a few pieces of mutton and pork liver in my stomach, and they were almost digested.
But Xu Zian, who was sweating a lot, was pushed to the bathroom by Li Anlan and took a shower.
Although it didn't even take 5 minutes, my stomach was completely empty.
I looked at the time and saw that it was not yet 9 o'clock. How was I going to survive the night?
Seeing Xu Zian rubbing his belly again, Li Anlan took his hand and chuckled, "Are you hungry so soon? Go to sleep. You won't be hungry when you fall asleep."
He picked up her pillow from the bed and took out a sterile disposable mattress. He blushed and said, "I'll sleep on the floor tonight. Don't make you dirty."
"How can that be done!"
Xu Zian quickly refused.
That's what Li Anlan said, and that's what Xu Zian heard.
The scene just now was still vivid in his mind, how could Xu Zian fall into her trap.
If he really dared to agree, or had even the slightest hesitation, Xu Zian would probably be kicked out of the window by Li Anlan.
"Oh, what if I get you dirty? The floor heating isn't really hot anymore. Your waist still feels uncomfortable."
Li Anlan thought about Xu Zian secretly rubbing his waist again after class today, and said tangledly, "I'll rub it for you, and you can go sleep on the sofa."
"No, no, Sister Lin is here. It's not convenient for her to get up at night. If the child doesn't behave, he will wake you up."
"Go to bed quickly. My waist has already healed without you pressing it."
Xu Zian gently helped Li Anlan lie down on the bed, and just as they were about to get into bed together, Li Anlan suddenly said,
"How about you go back to school? There's still time now. Stay with me and you...I...you can't bear it anymore..."
Li Anlan's voice became lower and lower as he spoke, and his pretty face became redder and redder, but Xu Zian heard it clearly.
After hesitating for a moment, he was a little unsure and asked softly, "Goodbye, I'll stay with you."
"It's okay. Go back quickly. Sister Lin is here. You spent one night with me yesterday. It was enough."
Li Anlan said against his will.
But she didn't expect that Xu Zian actually agreed, "Okay, if you need anything, call me. I'll be on call at any time."
With that said, Xu Zian put on his clothes, kissed Li Anlan and turned away.
The moment the door was closed, Li Anlan recovered from the surprise, picked up the pillow and slammed it on the door.
"Asshole! You just left when you said you would! You're so mad at me!"
Xu Zian went downstairs and went straight to the supermarket at the entrance of the community.
Braised duck legs, fried chicken steak, roasted eggs, boiled duck intestines...and a bottle of iced Coke.
Xu Zian looked like a prisoner who had just been released from prison, and the food was delicious.
Even Li Anlan, who was lying in bed and angry, couldn't help but chuckle when he thought of Xu Zian going out to eat and drink, "Smelly brother, you are like a pig and you only know how to eat in a day."
Before Li Anlan could finish muttering to himself, the door was suddenly pushed open.
Xu Zian clenched his hands into fists above his head, tensed up the muscles in his shoulders and arms, curled his lips and said with a smile, "Have you ever seen such a strong pig?"
Li Anlan was overjoyed when she saw Xu Zian returning.
But he still said stubbornly, "I've seen it before, right in front of me!"
"Okay, okay, how dare you call your husband a pig!"
Xu Zian deliberately imitated Li Anlan's angry look and pouted, then took out a box of steaming octopus balls from his pocket.
He also deliberately sat down on the edge of the bed, picked up a meatball in front of Li Anlan and shook it in front of her eyes.
Li Anlan's eyes were glowing green, staring at the octopus balls in his hand and opening his mouth unconsciously.
But he saw that Xu Zian just shook it slightly and was about to stuff it into his big mouth, "I'm angry! I won't let you eat!"
Anxious Li Anlan grabbed his wrist, lowered his head and swallowed the small meatball into his mouth.
"Thank you husband! It's delicious!"
Li Anlan narrowed his eyes again, pouted his bulging mouth and moved towards Xu Zian's face, but when Xu Zian wasn't paying attention, he snatched a whole box of octopus balls away.
He immediately smiled and hid on the other side of the bed, and kicked the big teddy bear towards Xu Zian, fearing that he would come and snatch it away.
Seeing Li Anlan smirking proudly like a little girl in a movie, Xu Zian held back his smile and stretched his hands to his arms, talking to himself.
"Hey, I'd better drink some milk tea, it's still warm."
Seeing Xu Zian actually taking out a large cup of chocolate milk tea from his pocket, Li Anlan's eyes widened.
He quickly put down the small ball in his hand and crawled over from the bed like a little rabbit.
He pushed his little head hard into Xu Zian's arms, lifted up his clothes, rubbed his chest twice with a blushing face, and said aggrievedly, "Husband, I was wrong, why don't you do it?" I’ll take a sip~”
