Xu Zian just woke up now.
He was also shocked to find that he was actually sleeping on Li Anlan's bed.
Only then did he remember what he had done to feed the little one at night, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he was sure that he had simply fallen asleep.
Otherwise, I am afraid that he would not survive now, and Li Anlan would have exploded long ago.
With a dry mouth, he was hesitating to drink water so that he could quickly apologize to Li Anlan.
Then I saw the little guy's bottle in his hand.
Evil thoughts suddenly came from all directions.
He vaguely remembered that Li Anlan had told him more than once that milk that had been heated once should never be reheated for the little one to drink a second time.
Thinking that throwing it away would be a waste, Xu Zian lost control of his hands, unscrewed the lid and poured it into his mouth.
But before I had time to taste anything, I heard a noise outside the door, and then the door was pushed open.
He Xiuxiu froze at the door with her eyes widened, her jaw almost dropped in shock, and Li Anlan also had a look of panic on her face.
Then he saw that Xu Zian was still holding a milk bottle in his hand and there were milk stains on the corners of his mouth, and he instantly became angry from embarrassment.
"You...you...who asked you to drink it, you...put it down quickly!"
But by chance, Xu Zian suddenly burped.
Li Anlan was so angry that she blushed like a big red apple. She stepped forward and snatched the bottle from his hand. She stared at Xu Zian for some time, unable to say anything because of embarrassment.
"Okay, you heartless little slut!"
Such a big melon was bumped into by He Xiuxiu, how could she miss this good opportunity.
He immediately joked, "It's a shame that my sister came over to celebrate her godson's 100th anniversary without even having breakfast. It's a good thing you two have been fooling around together for a long time, right?"
He Xiuxiu also looked at Xu Zian's exposed muscles unscrupulously, "Tell me! When did you two start, how dare you lie to me!"
"You're talking nonsense! That's... not true!"
Li Anlan immediately retorted. Feeling He Xiuxiu's gaze, she pulled up the quilt and covered Xu Zian like a baby, "He...he just...came here to help his son breastfeed at night!"
But the more he talks about it, the less confidence he has. On the contrary, he seems to have a guilty conscience.
"Breastfeeding?"
He Xiuxiu was amused when she saw Li Anlan looking like this, "I think it's more like breastfeeding."
Seeing Li Anlan's shy look and hearing He Xiuxiu's words, Xu Zian couldn't help but laugh out loud in embarrassment.
But Li Anlan was completely angered and grabbed his ears, "How dare you laugh! Get out of my room right now."
"Ah, please be gentle, it hurts..."
Xu Zian quickly begged for mercy. He held Li Anlan's wrist with one hand and hugged the quilt tightly with the other. He looked aggrieved and said, "You... can you two go out first? I... I will get dressed."
"Pfft."
He Xiuxiu was also amused by the scene in front of her and laughed out loud, but she still stared at Xu Zian with wide eyes and no intention of leaving at all.
"Get out of here!"
Li Anlan glanced at He Xiuxiu and could only continue to be angry at Xu Zian.
"Don't...don't be angry, don't scare the child."
Xu Zian quickly picked up the little guy who had just been woken up.
But after all, he had slept half-sitting on the bedside for half the night. As soon as Xu Zian was about to get up, he didn't dare to exert himself because of his sore waist and back.
He had no choice but to put the little guy in Li Anlan's arms, and then he reluctantly limped out with the quilt on his back and the wall.
"Ha ha ha ha..."
He Xiuxiu laughed so hard on the spot that she was out of breath. She glanced at Li Anlan meaningfully and couldn't help but joke, "You can't do that either, brother..."
"Strong on the outside and capable on the inside, but useless in appearance!"
These words instantly angered both Xu Zian and Li Anlan.
Just as Xu Zian was about to straighten up despite the pain, he was kicked hard in the back by Li Anlan. He said angrily, "Asshole, stop acting and get out of my room!"
This kick almost knocked Xu Zian down. He reluctantly held the wall with both hands and turned to look at Li Anlan in aggrieved manner.
"I didn't act, my waist... really hurts!"
Li Anlan angrily pulled He Xiuxiu out of the door, wanting to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
Watching Xu Zian limping towards the second bedroom.
He Xiuxiu sat down on the sofa, teasing the little guy who was sucking milk while continuing to joke, "You are still pretending, little slut, you don't even avoid him when breastfeeding."
He came to Li Anlan's ear mysteriously, but deliberately said with a bad smile that Xu Zian could hear, "Your stinky brother is not good enough. Do you want my sister to help you train him and teach him a few tricks tonight?"
"He Xiuxiu, get out of here!"
Li Anlan was completely crazy, "If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will fight with you!"
"Haha, just kidding."
He Xiuxiu knew that Li Anlan was completely angry, so she quickly smiled and pointed at the big bag at the door, "Why are you so heartless? Today is my son's 100th anniversary. Look at the many gifts I bought him."
As he said that, he took out a big red envelope from the small bag. The thickness was at least 50,000 yuan. "Don't be angry. You know what my sister is like. I only dare to joke with you."
But Li Anlan didn't even look at the red envelope. She pointed at the picture album with the little guy's hand and footprints on the coffee table and couldn't help shouting again, "Yesterday, yesterday was the 100th anniversary!"
Suddenly thinking of the little one sucking milk in my arms, I was instantly discouraged, "Break it off, break it off, take your things and get out, I'm so angry..."
"Hahaha, sorry, sorry, I remembered the wrong date."
He Xiuxiu smiled awkwardly and didn't take Li Anlan's words to heart at all, "One hundred and one, one hundred and one is also a day worth remembering. It means you are the only one for me, right?"
He hugged Li Anlan again and said, "It's okay if my sister is wrong. Don't be angry. Let your little Xuzi cook more delicious food. I will leave immediately after eating and I will never disturb your two-person world." .”
As soon as these words came out, Li Anlan suddenly thought of something.
He turned to look at the kitchen.
It happened that Xu Zian also changed his clothes and walked out holding on to the wall.
A click was heard from the kitchen, and a puff of black smoke came out instantly.
"Yeah! My balls!"
Li Anlan screamed, stood up and walked to the kitchen.
Xu Zian endured the severe pain in his waist and stopped in front of Li Anlan, "Don't be anxious, be careful not to choke the child."
As she said that, Xu Zian glanced at the nursing child in her arms, turned around and limped into the kitchen filled with black smoke, holding her nose.
Li Anlan followed Xu Zian's gaze and looked down at her half-exposed breasts. Then she looked at the kitchen suddenly surrounded by black mist, as well as the casserole fragments and egg residues all over the floor. She felt ashamed and angry.
He glared hard at He Xiuxiu, who was still smiling evilly.
What should have been such a warm and loving breakfast time was ruined by this bastard bestie!
