"ah!!!"
"Asshole, get out of here!"
A dark shadow came along with a piercing scream.
Xu Zian felt his eyes go dark, and there was another sharp pain in his chest, and his body flew up.
Bang, bang, bang.
The back of Xu Zian's head hit the wall first, and then pressed against the wall again, sliding to the ground.
Li Anlan possesses ninth-level Sanda martial arts skills, and this kick required at least 80% of his strength.
After a while.
Xu Zian shook his head, touched the snot, tears and sweat beads around his mouth, and finally chased back the three scattered souls and seven souls.
Li Anlan opened the black cloth on his head and was standing in front of him.
In Xu Zian's eyes, she had already changed into long sleeves and trousers, and she still looked as naked as before.
But Li Anlan's eyes were on fire, his fists clenched loudly, and his toes were stretched together.
As long as Xu Zian makes the slightest move, he won't be able to see the sun tomorrow.
When Xu Zian realized this, his sweat dropped even more.
Subconsciously grabbing the black cloth in his hand to wipe the sweat, a scent of fragrance hit his face.
It turned out to be Li Anlan's body fragrance.
Xu Zian looked down and saw what kind of black cloth this was.
Instead, it was a translucent black lace suspender skirt.
Xu Zian sniffed unconsciously again, and his painful expression instantly turned into one of intoxication.
fragrant.
It smells really good.
"asshole!"
"Give me back my clothes!"
Li Anlan's shout sounded again.
He snatched away the lace suspender skirt, then raised his leg and pressed Xu Zian's head against the wall.
"explain!"
"What did you just see?"
Li Anlan asked through gritted teeth.
"Ah, it hurts!"
One side is a cold wall, and the other side is warm feet.
At this time, the nose was crooked and the eyes could not be opened.
But the scent of water hibiscus penetrated my nose uncontrollably.
I felt with my face what the two worlds of ice and fire are.
"No, I didn't see anything!"
"You're talking nonsense!"
Li Anlan didn't believe his nonsense, "Believe it or not, I'll dig out your eyes!"
"I didn't see anything, really."
Xu Zian had no choice but to speak harshly.
It's important to save your life, so you can't really say you've seen everything.
"You...you bastard, you'd better not see anything. Even if you see it, you must forget it completely."
The more Li Anlan thought about it, the angrier he became, regretting that he had forgotten the secret of changing the entrance door, "Didn't I ask you to say hello before you come?"
"I really didn't see anything, ancestor, just spare me."
Xu Zian begged for mercy again.
I felt sweat flowing down my forehead and nose to my mouth, and it was extremely itchy.
But he didn't dare to reach out to wipe the sweat, so Xu Zian subconsciously licked his lips.
But he touched a place he shouldn't have touched.
"you!"
"Shameless!"
Li Anlan felt itchy on the soles of her feet and suddenly became angry.
Retract your legs, accumulate strength, and exert force in one go.
Go straight to Xu Zian's forehead.
Xu Zian had no time to dodge.
His head twitched and he stuck out his tongue again!
"ah!!!"
"You shameless bastard! I will kill you!"
"go to hell!"
Li Anlan quickly retracted his legs, grabbed the pillow on the bed, and smashed Xu Zian's head and face.
Xu Zian didn't resist, he could only cover his head with his uninjured hand and sit on the ground to bear it silently.
I don’t know how much time passed.
Maybe it was because Li Anlan was tired, so the frequency of pillow-shaking dropped sharply.
Xu Zian finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Feeling the severe pain in my chest, buttocks and back of my head, I didn't know where to rub it.
Just as he was about to struggle up, Li Anlan was angered again.
The pillow in his hand was swung again.
"I was wrong about my ancestors. I was really wrong. I really didn't mean it."
Xu Zian felt aggrieved.
The first time he stuck out his tongue was definitely unintentional. He wouldn't have dared to tease Li Anlan like this even if he had only eight courages.
But the second time was just to save my life.
If this kick is really taken off, it will probably be like the little snowman in the refrigerator, and the head will be moved directly.
There was a burning smell.
Only then did Xu Zian remember that there was still fish stewed in the pot.
"Fish! It's mushy." Xu Zian quickly grabbed the flying pillow and held it tightly in his arms.
But Li Anlan, who was so angry, didn't even hear what he said.
Seeing that this bastard still dared to resist, he raised his white and tender feet again.
"Grandpa, please rest for a while before fighting again. There is fish stewed in the pot. It's really mushy!"
Seeing this, Xu Zian quickly raised his pillow to block it, and then rolled out of the bedroom.
The soup in the pot had long since boiled dry, and the fish was as black as charcoal.
"well..."
Xu Zian sighed.
After recalling the blood-soaked scene just now, I helplessly dumped the fish into the trash can.
The main course is gone.
I was thinking about whether to go out and buy something else. I was afraid that just cooking would not satisfy Li Anlan's stomach.
Li Anlan finally remembered that her baby son was still swimming in the bathtub.
Fortunately, the bathtub is at a constant temperature, otherwise I would have caught a cold due to the cold.
Walk into the bathroom of the master suite.
Li Anlan was immediately dumbfounded.
It took several seconds to come to his senses.
Then Xu Zian heard Li Anlan's angry scream.
"Xu Zian!"
"What...what's going on."
Xu Zian rubbed the back of his head and stood at the door of the master bedroom, not daring to take a step forward and asked fearfully.
"Hurry up and die for me!"
"oh."
When Li Anlan spoke, Xu Zian did not dare to disobey and could only take heavy steps.
Entering the master bedroom bathroom.
Xu Zian saw small clothes hanging on the electric heated clothes drying rack.
Although it is a conservative maternity dress, it also has sexy lace edges.
I couldn't help but slander her again, "Sure enough, what is written in the novel is correct. No matter how cold a woman looks on the outside, she is fanatical on the inside."
"What are you looking at!"
Li Anlan followed Xu Zian's eyes and saw that private things were exposed.
He put it away and hid it behind his back, "I'm going to pick your eyeballs out blindly!"
"No, it's nothing."
Xu Zian quickly changed his gaze and cursed again, "Who are they? They are an old married couple, but they still want to touch each other at every turn."
But as his eyes shifted, Xu Zian also saw a scene that shocked him.
The little guy was still happily splashing around in the big bathtub with his swimming goggles and lifebuoy. He was still holding the little yellow duck in his hand and was about to stuff it into his mouth.
Xu Zian quickly stepped forward and snatched the little yellow duck from the little guy's hand.
He didn't bother to roll up his sleeves, gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, almost closed his eyes, and took the little guy out of the big bathtub.
At this time, the water in the large bathtub was still warm.
But the color is yellow.
You don't need to think about it to know that the little guy is inside.
Turning to look at Li Anlan, he had a look of disgust on his face and wanted to hide downstairs.
"What are you still staring at? Bath towel!"
Xu Zian finally got tough and shouted at Li Anlan.
certainly.
The confidence comes from the son who took a bath in shit soup in his arms.
