"This is my first pregnancy, not a super birth. Besides, the third pregnancy has been open for so long. It will be good for you to watch more news."
Xu Zian used a move called White Crane to appear, and he didn't give in.
"You dare to resist, old boy?"
The three losers directly surrounded Xu Zian, "I'll give you one last chance. If you have any last words, hurry up and say them."
"Thank you, Master Dao, for not killing me."
When he got off the steps, Xu Zian quickly clasped his hands in his fists, took out two leave notes from his pocket, and handed them over obediently.
"Thank you for your hard work, I'll take my leave."
Looking at the leave note in his hand, Sanshouyou was stunned.
"Holy crap, this guy's brain has been kicked by a donkey. How dare he write a fake note for two and a half years?"
"Since when did this guy imitate Master Miejie's signature so well?"
"You two have just been kicked in the head by a donkey, haven't you? Have you forgotten that Lao Xu was just called away by Jue? Besides, can't you two see that this is an autograph from Jue?"
"Yeah, holy shit! This guy can't be the bastard of extermination..."
"God is unfair, why do all the good things happen to this strong alkali rice!"
Soon, Xu Zian's three leave notes returned to the hands of Master Jue.
Master Miejie, who couldn't laugh or cry, went to the department head personally to explain the situation.
Fortunately, the third leave note was only written for a week. For a college student who became a father at the age of 20, it is understandable that he does not go to self-study at night and stays up at night.
Let this matter be over.
But the campus network has been turned upside down.
Rumors that Xu Zian is the father of Li Anlan's child are getting more and more intense.
They even formed the Anti-Xu Zian Alliance and the Goddess Rescue Alliance, calling for a thorough investigation into the matter and sending Xu Zian to prison.
Even the slogan is ready.
"Defeat the criminal Xu Zian, rescue the goddess Li Anlan, and restore peace to the Jiangnan University campus."
There are also some rumors that Xu Zian is a hidden second-generation rich man who came to Jiangnan University because of Li Anlan.
There are also many love-minded seniors who are addicted to sugar and think that Xu Zian is handsome and interesting, and Li Anlan is beautiful and cool. What's wrong with them being together.
He also shouted that sisters must unite and defend the love between sister and brother, teacher and student with the purpose of "as long as the sister looks cool and the husband wears crotchless pants".
But Xu Zian, one of the parties involved, was currently in the snack street outside the campus.
Holding roasted sweet potatoes in one hand and fried skewers in the other, I was examining entrepreneurial projects.
Xu Zian knew very well that he had no money and no one. The only talent he had was talent, which was the cooking skills he had been forced to develop in the past few years.
But now he can't even afford to rent a garage, let alone the shops inside and outside the campus that have been priced at sky-high prices.
I am thinking about finding a snack that can be processed in the dormitory and sold when I go to bed at night.
After all, after the dormitory is closed, there are only a few vending machines that sell very expensive things. Even a bowl of instant noodles is considered a luxury when there is no food storage.
Moreover, some students bought ropes and transported takeaways up from the windows.
But later, a man who wanted to die escaped from bed along the rope and broke his leg. The rope became the number one contraband. Even the campus walls were raised a lot, so the delivery boys and vendors could no longer get in.
Xu Zian felt that as long as he built a good project, he would definitely be able to make a lot of money in the dormitory.
It's almost time for lunch break.
Xu Zian didn't forget about business even after he was full. He went to the supermarket to order fresh vegetables and went straight to Li Anlan's house.
Because I secretly copied Li Anlan’s access card in the morning.
Just take out your mobile phone and swipe it, and the unit door of the community door will open, unimpeded.
Arriving at the door of the house, Xu Zian entered the password and entered successfully.
What greeted him was still Li Anlan's iceberg face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years.
Even if she didn't speak, Xu Zian could read on her face that you are not welcome here.
"Haha, there's nothing else to do. Just cook. I'll leave after cooking."
Xu Zian could only grin and raised the ingredients in his hands to signal.
"Why do you want to get rid of the nanny I found?"
Li Anlan was so angry this morning that she looked for several agencies, but either there was no one or the quality was so poor that she couldn't find a suitable aunt to take care of the baby.
"It's unfair." Xu Ziyi was dumbfounded, "Which aunt turns around and leaves without saying a word when she hears you are a female doctor or a teacher? No matter how much I discuss it, it won't work."
"What happened to the female doctor???"
Li Anlan's face changed obviously, and her tone suddenly turned gloomy, "Female doctors can't have babies and ask for aunties???"
When she was studying for a Ph.D. with those senior students in their thirties, she could always hear some nonsense about female Ph.D.s.
What's even more annoying is that these senior students still refuse to refute.
He even persuaded her to get married and have children as soon as possible, otherwise it would be too difficult to find a satisfactory one after her age.
Now that these words came out of Xu Zian's mouth, she was of course even more angry.
Xu Zian also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly gave up, "No, female doctors are so awesome. I can't even pass the exam. I'm not angry. I'll look for it slowly, and I can always find the right one."
"How about we have chicken for lunch? How about stir-fried lettuce and cold sweet potato leaves?"
Xu Zian quickly changed the topic, "I asked my classmates at Agricultural University. Lettuce and sweet potato leaves have very low pesticide residues and are very nutritious."
Without waiting for Li Anlan to answer, Xu Zian squeezed in sideways.
Seeing that Li Anlan was about to have another attack, Xu Zian quickly closed the kitchen door, bared a row of white teeth and said softly, "Good boy, come in and rest. Be careful of the oil smoke choking you."
? ? ?
Li Anlan was suddenly a little confused, thinking that she heard wrongly, this bastard Erha actually told her to be good! ? ?
She hadn't heard this word in more than ten years.
I feel like my soul has been tainted.
He was about to rush into the kitchen, then grab Xu Zian's ears and kick him out.
But he saw Xu Zian grab a live old hen from the cloth bag, and also found a plastic bag to put on the old hen's head.
"Snapped!"
The old hen's head fell off before he could struggle.
Because of the plastic bag protection, the imagined scene of blood splattering did not happen.
But it also shocked Li Anlan.
She was not afraid of killing the chicken, but rather curious.
After all, in her opinion, a college student killing chickens is simply a fantasy.
Suddenly, I felt that it would be a good choice to spare Xu Zian's life for the time being and teach him a lesson after dinner.
After bleeding, plucking and chopping, Xu Zian began washing rice and simmering rice again. He then cut the tenderloin that had been melted in the morning and prepared to make a pot of pork.
Just arrived at 12 o'clock.
When the pot of pork came out of the pot smoothly, Xu Zian called to Li Anlan, "You eat first. The pot of pork won't taste good when it gets cold."
Not forgetting to serve her a bowl of rice and garnish it with black sesame seeds again.
A few minutes later, the garlic lettuce was also ready.
I took a sip of the old hen soup and it tasted just right.
Including cold sweet potato leaves and fruit salad, it can barely be regarded as four dishes and one soup.
Xu Zian didn't dare to ask how it tasted. He took off his apron and said hello before running away.
