Then Xu Zian was overjoyed again and asked shamelessly, "I don't need to take your classes from now on."
Li Anlan said nothing and glared at him fiercely.
Xu Zian was so frightened that he shrank his neck.
Xu Zian's academic performance can only be considered average. The main reason is that his English is not good and he has failed several exams since he was a child.
All because they are too patriotic.
He always comforted himself like this.
"When the nanny comes later, just say he is my brother. Don't say a word more. Just ask her to wait for me to come back."
"The child won't wake up that quickly. Just keep an eye on him."
"Also! You are not allowed to move around, let alone enter my bedroom!"
...
Before Li Anlan went out, he set rules for Xu Zian one by one.
And Xu Zian was like a little eunuch serving his master in the palace. He could only stand at the door and nod in agreement, not even daring to do the job of handing over coats and bags.
As soon as Li Anlan stepped forward, Xu Zian's fox tail was exposed.
"Buzz~buzz~"
I pushed the stroller around the coffee table and practiced drifting.
The little guy still neither cried nor fussed, and there was still a smile on the corner of his fair and tender face.
"Xu Zian!"
Suddenly a fierce roar came.
"who?"
Xu Zian was startled, thinking that his home was haunted, and looked around quickly.
"Be honest with me!"
Another fierce roar came.
Xu Zian finally discovered that the living room, dining room and even the bedroom were all covered with cameras.
"Hey...hehe, I was wrong."
As a man who can bend and stretch, Xu Zian quickly begged for mercy, picked up the little guy and nestled on the sofa.
But less than two minutes passed.
Seeing the little guy who was still a little excited and refused to sleep, Xu Zian couldn't help but start tossing again.
Playing with the little guy like a Transformer, he saluted and did the splits.
He was still humming a little tune in his mouth.
"Sunshine~rainbow~little white horse~tick~tick-tick~tick-tick~"
But it was already time for class. Li Anlan stood his cell phone in front of the podium and looked at the real-time screen angrily, but it was hard to get angry.
He looked up at the students in the audience, picked up the roster, and started calling names.
"What did Lao Xu do? He skipped class in the first period. He was just seeking death."
"Hehe, the goddess dared to skip her classes, there is a good show to watch,"
"You two are stupid. Lao Xu is probably taking care of the children at the goddess's house."
"Fuck, you bastard, there's smoke coming out of the ancestral grave."
The three roommates sitting in the last row murmured in low voices, getting very angry at the thought of the goddess being fucked by Xu Zian, a pig.
"What the hell? Are you sleeping with Lao Xu to help the goddess take care of the child?!!!"
"Is everything posted on the campus network true?"
"The goddess really gave birth to a child?"
Although the three people spoke not loudly, they were still heard by several classmates sitting next to them.
"No, you heard wrong..."
The second child waved his hand, trying to excuse him.
Last night Xu Zian almost knelt down and begged them not to spread this matter.
Of course, it was mainly for Li Anlan's consideration.
"Stop talking. I heard you clearly. What did you say Lao Xu did?"
"Don't say yes."
"A pack of lotus flowers!"
"make a deal!"
"I'm telling you, don't tell anyone else..."
With a pack of lotus flowers, the three of them sold Xu Zian.
"It's nonsense. I wouldn't believe it even to death."
"If you don't believe me, it's a shame. Everything I say is true."
"Scan the code, scan the code! Don't try to cheat!"
"I'll bet another pack of lotus flowers to see which animal the goddess calls out."
"Count me in."
"Damn it, count me in too."
"Even if you beat me to death, you won't believe that Xu Zian's beast actually captured my goddess."
"OK!"
The three of them said confidently.
A day ago, the three of them had the same idea.
But at this time, everyone felt extremely beautiful. It seemed as if a lot of lotus flowers flew out of other people's pockets and got into their arms.
Soon Li Anlan called on several people's names.
"Wang Pengfei."
"arrive."
"Liu Xiaotian."
"arrive."
The critical moment has come. According to the order of the roster, Xu Zian's name is next.
For a pack of lotus flowers, the dozen or so students in the last two rows pricked their ears nervously.
"Bao Xu."
Li Anlan naturally skipped Xu Zian's name.
Some are happy and some are sad.
As soon as these two words came out, they all looked like eggplants beaten by frost.
But then he reacted.
Could it be that what these three animals said was true?
Is the father of the goddess's child really Xu Zian? ? ?
impossible! Absolutely impossible!
"It's your turn to pack the big basket."
The fourth child was excitedly collecting cigarettes from his classmates. Those who had no cigarettes took out their mobile phones to scan the QR code.
Forget about the roll call in an instant.
When he heard someone calling him a nickname, he immediately replied, "I'll bring you a cigarette, sir!"
quiet.
The entire classroom seemed to hear a pin drop.
Everyone focused their attention on him, and everyone's expressions were surprisingly consistent.
Brave!
At this time, the fourth child finally reacted.
Looking at Li Anlan walking angrily from the stage, her face looked as ugly as if she had eaten shit.
Li Anlan was worried that he had nowhere to get angry.
I haven't been back to teach for such a long time, and on the first day of class, someone who is not afraid of death comes to my door.
Li Anlan didn't say anything. He held the roll call sheet across his chest and stared at the fourth child.
In an instant, the temperature of the entire classroom seemed to drop several degrees.
The fourth child knew that he was doomed.
He quickly stood up and his big pig-like head suddenly burst into sweat.
After digging out of his pocket for a long time, he nervously took out half a box of Xuan He Men.
The distressed ones were put on the roll call.
But Li Anlan remained unmoved and continued to stare at the fourth child.
The fourth child stretched his fat face again and handed over the two boxes of lotus flowers that he had just received and had not yet warmed.
"Teacher Li is really gone."
"cell phone."
Li Anlan said coldly.
"The front...the front is here. I handed it in before class."
The fourth child said something back.
"Don't delay everyone's class time."
Li Anlan spoke coldly again.
"Hey..." The fourth child took out his mobile phone and handed it over again.
She looks even uglier than her dead mother.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the second child gloating about his misfortune, and the fourth child was heartbroken and said, "Teacher Li, I will report..."
It makes you laugh and die together.
The second child was not happy when he heard this and gave the fourth child a hard look.
But there was nothing he could do, so he handed over the cigarette he just got.
He rolled his eyes and said, "Teacher Li, I will also report..."
Good guy, this is called a dog biting a dog.
In a short time, Li Anlan confiscated seven or eight boxes of cigarettes and five mobile phones.
"You guys will be treated as absentee from class this period!"
Li Anlan directly sentenced several people to death.
But that's not all.
Then he asked the two female students in the first row to open their cigarettes in front of the whole class, break them one by one and throw them into the trash can.
This is simply murderous and heartbreaking.
When Li Anlan looked down at her mobile phone, seven or eight murderous glances and seven or eight paper balls hit the second and fourth children at the same time.
