The shirtless fourth finally sat back in his seat, blocking his computer behind him with his body weighing more than 200 kilograms.
Like a young daughter-in-law who has just passed away, she covered her chest with her hands and looked aggrieved.
"Be a good boy, don't be nervous, it's nothing shameful."
The third child was making sarcastic remarks.
"Don't worry, this kid probably hasn't showered in several days."
Seeing Xu Zian holding back a smile and carrying the little guy over, the second child quickly stopped him.
"That's right. This guy is as hairy as a pig. Don't dirty my son's mouth."
Xu Zian glanced at the lighter on the table and gave his second son a look.
"Fuck! What are you doing!"
Seeing the second child pick up the lighter, the fourth child suddenly stood up.
But it was too late. The third child picked up the rope and tied the fourth child to the chair with the second child.
"I'm going to fuck you, uncle, #@*& (￥...)!#)$...."
"Have you ever heard of the Big Four being unable to hold themselves back?"
Seeing the fourth child struggling in the chair and cursing endlessly, Xu Zian asked with a smile.
"Never heard of it."
The two shook their heads, and even the fourth child looked at Xu Zian curiously.
"The New Year pig, the frightened donkey, the angry wife, and the freshly caught fish."
"Haha, I'm killing the New Year Pig!"
"I#*￥...￥%!@#&*(...."
"Fuck, Third Brother, this guy has a dirty mouth. Take off his socks and stuff them in his mouth."
"It's done."
"No, no, brothers, I was wrong."
The fourth child begged for mercy again and instantly became an eggplant beaten by frost.
"Don't tell me, the fourth child's skin is quite tender."
The second child obviously hadn't had enough fun, and he gestured in front of the fourth child with a lit lighter.
"Let me do it. I'm a professional at roasting pig hair."
The third child chuckled and took out a lighter.
"Boss, big brother, I have a solution, really!"
Seeing that his chest hair was in danger, the fourth child suddenly had an idea and shouted in excitement and panic.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Let's see if our godson is hungry."
"Wait a minute and let's see what good ideas this pig-brained Fourth Brother can come up with."
"Okay, let him die without regrets."
Seeing the two put away their lighters, the fourth child breathed a long sigh of relief, "Well, let me go, I'll go buy something, and I promise to be back within 10 minutes."
"Want to run? No way!"
"Tell me what you can do first."
"Really, I can't explain it. You will understand it when I come back. I promise it will work!"
The fourth child looked at the three of them with pleading eyes and said anxiously.
"Hmm... okay." Xu Zian hesitated for a moment, "The monk can't run away from the temple, so let him struggle."
"Don't worry, boss, I'll be back within 10 minutes!"
The loosened fourth child quickly put on his clothes and rushed out of the dormitory like crazy.
Even the floorboards trembled.
In just 7 or 8 minutes, the fourth child ran back panting.
There were two steaming big white steamed buns in his hand.
"That's it?"
"Are you kidding me? Can a 3-month-old baby eat steamed buns?"
Facing the three people's questions, the fourth child looked confident and ignored them.
Seeing Lao Si take a deep breath twice, he took out the core of the steamed bun, leaving only the semicircular smooth side.
He also made a small hole in the middle and handed it to Xu Zian proudly.
Xu Zian understood instantly, "You kid, you can always give me some new tricks."
Add the milk to the appropriate temperature again, put the bun on the bottle again, and this time bring it to the little guy's mouth.
It worked!
The little guy finally stopped crying and started sucking heavily.
Lao Si, who was slumped in the chair, patted his chest. His pure body was saved.
The little guy just finished feeding.
When Xu Zian looked up, he saw the three of them stuffing their noses with tissues again, holding changing pads, soft wipes and diapers in preparation.
Obviously knowing that there is still a tough battle to fight soon.
But the little guy caught the four of them off guard.
After putting down the bottle, he started burping and vomiting milk.
Xu Zian quickly pulled out the video tutorial again and burped the little guy.
If the strength was too light, it would have no effect. If the strength was too strong, he was afraid of hurting the child. He was so nervous that he was sweating profusely again.
Finally, the little guy stopped hiccupping, but it also indicated that a tough battle was coming.
Sure enough, before long, all the yellow lines on the diaper turned into green lines.
It’s time to change diapers again!
"Brother, you have to work harder now. Don't change half of it and pull it again."
"Let our son brew it? Is it okay if it's a little later?"
"Then wait a little longer?"
"Then wait another 10 minutes!"
Recalling the previous scene, several people were frightened.
But the little guy didn't give the others a chance to delay, and started crying again.
I quickly changed the little guy's diapers, put the washbasin and the big steamed buns together, but still couldn't coax him.
"What can we do?"
"How about you, Lao Xu, you should call the goddess and ask."
"That's right, this fake steamed bun is okay for fooling you once, but it won't work well when it gets cold."
"This is called seeing things and thinking about people..."
The third child suddenly said something sour, most likely thinking of Jingjing, whom he had been chasing for a year but had yet to succeed.
"Yes!"
The fourth child slapped his thigh again, "Boss, aren't you a goddess on WeChat? Check if there are any photos in your circle of friends."
"Looking at the plum blossoms to quench my thirst, can that be done?"
Xu Zian clicked on Li Anlan's circle of friends, and there was only a selfie taken half a year ago.
"This doesn't work either."
I put the photo in front of the little guy, but he just glanced at it and continued to cry.
The fourth child also scratched his head, not knowing what to do.
"I have an idea!"
The second child snatched the mobile phone from Xu Zian's hand and sent Li Anlan's photo to his mobile phone, "Fourth child, please go out with me."
"What are you doing?"
The fourth child was so fat that he was too lazy to move unless there was an urgent need.
"You go and enlarge a photo, I'll buy a wig, and we'll do a COSpaly."
"I'll go, you're really having fun."
Xu Zian's eyes also lit up, "Stop talking nonsense and go do some more tricks."
"Just three sets."
The second child looked at the fourth child and said, "Look at how dead Zhu Bajie is, don't disgust my goddess."
"Oh, should I go?"
When these words came out, the fourth child was not happy. He put his hands on his hips and puffed up his chest, "You have this thing."
"Made, you're good at it. Let's go quickly."
"Bring back some more dinner by the way!"
Xu Zian shouted with a smile.
The work of raising children is so tiring!
Li Anlan was also very tired on this day, having spent a whole day shopping with her mother.
After all, it had only been three months since I gave birth to the baby, and my body had not fully recovered yet.
After finally walking out of the mall carrying large and small bags, her mother took a call and left. Li Anlan took a deep breath and quickly called Xu Zian.
When he learned that Xu Zian didn't go to the hotel, he became angry on the spot when he thought of a dormitory that was worse than a pig's nest.
