Fortunately, Xu Zian reacted quickly enough.
Quickly turning sideways, the little guy who transformed into Splatoon sprayed a stream of golden soup onto the back of the third child's chair.
"me..."
The third child was confused on the spot, and I didn’t say anything for a long time.
But Xu Zian and the second and fourth children who had escaped could not help but laugh, "You are so lucky, third child. Our godson likes you. This is leaving a mark."
But Xu Zian was unhappy when he heard this. Isn't this a curse? Only dogs can leave marks.
"Fuck you uncle, your son is the dog."
"Haha, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue."
"Damn, for our sake, I won't let you buy me a new chair. You can just lick the chair clean with your tongue later."
The third child tilted his nose and looked at Xu Zian, saying fiercely.
And Xu Zian said he was not willing to suffer at all, "Don't bother, I can just make the hot pot for you as a dipping sauce later. Most people can't eat it if they want to."
"Stop pulling it off and fix it quickly. Don't freeze the child."
At the critical moment, Lao Si relied on his skills and quickly called Xu Zian.
Xu Zian had no choice but to take out the soft wet wipes, and after gesticulating for a long time, he finally gritted his teeth and wiped the little guy's butt clean.
Following the video tutorial, I hurriedly changed the little guy into a new diaper.
"Done!"
Xu Zian let out a sigh of relief, and the second and fourth sons also relaxed.
Only the third child sat on Xu Zian's chair with a stern face, glanced at the little guy aggrievedly, and then stared at Xu Zian.
Xu Zian waved his hand, "The New Year's money will be reduced by 200, and I'll treat it as a new chair for you."
The third child's face changed instantly, "Brother An is awesome!"
Now he didn't mind it anymore. He took a wet tissue and rubbed it carefully on the chair a few times before sitting back down.
"How can a godfather despise his godson? It's okay. You can still use the wipe."
The third child was happy to save 200 yuan.
The 3-month-old little guy ate and pooped quickly and fell asleep quickly. After a while, he fell asleep again.
It was rare for the four brothers not to play games, so they got together to give Xu Zian advice on how to make money to support the children.
"If you ask me, let's buy a few more copper pots and rent them out."
"It's unreliable. Copper pots are not expensive and anyone can buy them. I won't feel bad if they are confiscated."
"Then just keep doing what you're doing, playing games and buying equipment."
"No, this thing is too shameless. Besides, I won't have time to take care of my children in the future."
"Then just ask Lao Xu to sign up for a men's ethics training class and become your son-in-law."
"Pull them down, you are all so unreliable."
Xu Zi'an was lying on the bed, looking at his son who had just fallen asleep, his mind was still confused.
I thought that I was born in a small northern county. Although I wasn't doing well in studies, I knew that no matter how bad I was, I should at least get a diploma. After graduation, I could go to work in the oil fields like my father and still be able to have enough food and clothing.
But the situation is different now. Even if you don't expect Li Anlan's approval, you can't just think about smoking, drinking and playing games.
After all, when you become a father, you have to take responsibility.
Xu Zian never thought about getting rich overnight by buying lottery tickets, but after all, his monthly living expenses were limited, so he had to find a pragmatic way to make money.
The little guy slept for more than two hours, and Xu Zian was also in a daze for more than two hours.
Fortunately, the other three animals were quite peaceful and played games without making any noise.
Before the little guy even opened his eyes, violent cries came out.
Xu Zian also had experience this time and quickly warmed the little guy's milk.
The milk Li Anlan brought was only enough for two meals, but it was almost dark now and Xu Zian couldn't help but feel a little panicked when he still didn't come to pick up the baby.
But what was even more unpredictable was that Xu Zian put the bottle to the little guy's mouth but refused to drink at all, crying so heartbreakingly.
"Baby, let's drink from grandma~"
"Look at how good your second brother is at playing games."
"Dad, you are my dad, okay? Please stop crying."
"Last chance, if you don't drink it, I will!"
Xu Zian was holding the little one and running around on the ground, while the three animals were barking like dogs and donkeys to tease her.
But the little guy still kept crying and refused to drink milk.
"Hey, dear baby, come and let me make you a yoyo car."
The third child punched a few holes in the edge of the plastic basin, put it on a hemp rope and hung it under the bed, "Lao Xu, put it in and try it."
Xu Zian spread his cushion in the basin, carefully placed the little guy inside, and pushed it gently.
Unexpectedly, the little guy stopped crying and looked around curiously with his big eyes blinking.
"Awesome, third brother."
Xu Zian said in surprise.
He remembered that his grandma told him that there was a wooden trolley hung on the beam of his old rural house, where several generations of people slept.
I didn't expect that the little guy would do the same thing. He is indeed the son of our old Xu family!
But after a while, the little guy got excited and started crying again.
Even though he knew he was hungry, he put the bottle to his mouth, but the little guy still refused to eat, which made Xu Zian feel distressed as he cried.
"Well, our son probably misses his mother."
After all, the fourth child is a person who has been a close uncle for two months, and can always tell the problem at critical moments.
"I guess our son wants to drink milk. It's really milky."
The third child said with a smile.
"It seems to make sense."
Xu Zian also suddenly realized.
But he still remembered Li Anlan's instructions, picked up the phone and hesitated for a long time, but did not dare to make a call.
But a good idea soon came to mind.
Xu Zian glanced at the second child, who was as thin as a monkey, and the third child was not much better than him.
Look at the fourth child again. He is 170cm tall and weighs 210 kilograms. His belly is so big that it looks like he swallowed 20 kilograms of watermelon whole.
Especially the pair of fleshy balls on the chest, women are envious when they see it.
"Damn it, Lao Xu, don't look at me like that."
The fourth child suddenly had an ominous premonition. He quickly put his hands on his chest and took several steps back.
Xu Zian looked at the second and third children with a sly smile, then looked at the fourth child who was hiding at the door and ready to escape at any moment, "What's wrong, bro, are you going to do it yourself or are you going to do it?"
"no way!"
Seeing the three people gathering around, the fourth child still refused to give in, turned around and ran away.
"stop!"
The second and third brothers chased after him, but Xu Zian sat down on the fourth child's chair, "I heard that you just made a top-notch piece of equipment, why don't we dismantle it."
"I'll fuck you, uncle!"
The fourth child suddenly became obedient, and was pinned by the second and third children at the door of the bathroom, staring at Xu Zian angrily.
"Why bother? Just pull him out."
Xu Zian looked like a villain, "My son is interested in you to give you face, don't cherish it."
"Turn off my computer first! I...I'll take it off myself!"
The fourth child knew that he was doomed this time.
He could only use the toughest tone and say the most cowardly words.
