After coming out of the bathroom, the second child changed his clothes seriously, and then looked at the third and fourth children proudly.
"This is called bathing and changing clothes. Learn how to do it."
"Can you still burn incense?"
"Well, let's just light him up."
The two of them fought back together.
"cut."
After glancing at the two people who wanted to watch the joke, the second child took a step forward, grabbed the third child's Xiaoli Fat Knife and the fourth child's water glass in his hands, and rushed into the balcony.
Seeing the second brother blocking the door again, he took out a bunch of tissues from his pocket and stuffed it into the water glass. Then he took out three cigarettes, lit them and put them in the water glass.
Finally, he respectfully placed the Xiao Li Fat Knife in front of the homemade incense burner.
everything's ready.
The second child clasped his hands together, turned around and bowed three times to the third and fourth children, and then bowed three times to the incense burner.
The two of them were stunned for a moment and felt something bad.
This guy definitely didn't hold his shit in well.
Just as he was about to push the door hard and rush in to stop him, the second child opened the balcony door by himself.
He suppressed a smile and yelled, "I would like to use the ten years of my life as a sacrifice to get the super invincible parenting system in the universe for my boss!"
"The system is coming!"
"I'll fuck you, uncle!"
"Why don't you die!"
The third and fourth boys were angry. Each of them held the second boy's thigh and pushed him to the balcony.
"I'll throw this bastard away now, sacrifice the life of the second child, and change the system for the boss."
"okay."
"Brother, I was wrong! Spare your life, brother."
The second child held the two of them tightly, laughing and begging for mercy.
"Now I know I was wrong, it's too late! Let's take off all his clothes first and then throw them away, so that the eyes of the senior students at Jiang University can be opened."
"Yes, let me show you what a hairy earthworm is."
The fourth child was still angry, so he started to pull off the second child's pants.
"Third Master, Fourth Master, you are wrong. I really know that I am wrong."
The second child quickly begged for mercy again.
"Hey, if we forget about it, it will be bad if it causes needle holes among the senior students."
"Yeah, it's not good to hit flowers and plants."
With the words "third master and fourth master" out of his mouth, the two of them finally got off the ground and spared the second brother's life.
Maybe it was because he was full and happy, or maybe the little guy was attracted by the three of them playing around.
A baby's laughter, which is extremely healing for the soul, suddenly came, "Quack."
The four of them looked at the little guy in Xu Zian's arms.
"Is it our godson who is laughing?"
The second child was still clutching the waistband of his pants and looked at the third and fourth children with a blank look on his face.
"Yes...right?"
"Damn it, it couldn't be that my petition has taken effect."
Xu Zian smiled evilly and shook his head, "You are not sincere enough. If you leave your dick behind, you will definitely succeed!"
"impossible!"
The second child exclaimed, "They must be causing trouble. My spell failed and the parenting system was transferred to our godson."
"Eh? It's really possible!"
"That's also my credit. My ALL mOney baCk my hOme spell is awesome."
"Go, go, go, it's all thanks to me. The Bodhisattva here can't understand your bird singing."
"Okay, don't worry about whose credit it is, we'll find out after we try it."
"Yes, yes, let's try this parenting system... No, the parenting system is not working."
The second brother fastened his belt again and pulled the two of them in front of Xu Zian.
"Godson, what are the numbers for the Shuangseqiu lottery next week?"
"Silly ball, your three-month-old child can talk!"
The three of them shook their heads at the same time, looking at the second child like a pen.
"Then let me ask a simpler question in another way." The second child smiled awkwardly, "If you like eating lollipops, just blink once, and if you like online shopping, blink twice."
The little guy still looked curious. He blinked at the second child who was talking, blinked again at the third and fourth children, and finally looked sideways at Xu Zian and blinked as well.
"Look, he understood and blinked."
"Mao Yao, what does blinking three times mean?"
"There's something wrong with what you asked."
"That's right." The third child pushed the fourth child away and came closer, "Let me ask."
"Godson, I'm going to watch a movie this weekend with Jingjing. I'll blink once if it's successful and twice if it's not."
"Plop~"
The little guy didn't blink this time, but farted.
"Hahaha, you bastard, what our godson means is that you are a stinky daddy and will be single for the rest of your life."
"go to hell."
The third child retorted, "Our godson is setting off fireworks to celebrate my brother's successful divorce in advance."
"Dream, you..."
"Did you smell it? It stinks so bad. Did he poop?"
The fourth child rubbed his nose and asked doubtfully.
"Haha, let me tell you that our godson told you that you are a stinky daddy!"
Xu Zian raised the little guy to his butt and smelled it, "I'll go! It stinks like hell, he seems to have really pooped."
"I go!"
Seeing this, the three people hurriedly took several steps back.
"Fuck, you guys are so heartless, you're just fooling around."
The three of you look at me, and I look at you, "Well, boss, it's time to go to class. I'll see you later."
"There's no class on this stupid day!"
Seeing that the three brothers had failed to escape, they hid far away and stuffed paper towels into balls and stuffed them in their noses.
Xu Zian could only take out a basin from the bathroom, put the little guy in the basin, and then placed the basin on a small table made of beer bottles.
"Well, Lao Xu, you are busy with your business, let's learn."
"That's right, let's learn from it."
Seeing Xu Zian looking at a few people with a confused expression, they took a step back.
"You're welcome, let's learn together."
Xu Zian took out his mobile phone and clicked on the teaching link Li Anlan sent him.
"Hey friends, today I will teach you new dads how to change diapers for your newborn baby..."
"Ah, I understand. It's not just like this first and then that. It's simple."
"Yes, simple and simple."
After watching the teaching, the three of them stood around the little guy, one holding a diaper, one holding a soft wipe, and one holding a diaper pad.
He kept talking, but no one took action.
"Uh...brothers, let me start."
Xu Zian glanced at everyone, and could only helplessly raise his hands and take the little guy out of the basin.
"Well, come on, Old Xu."
"Old Xu, you can do it. I'm optimistic about you."
"come on."
"I've really started!"
But Xu Zian thought for a moment and put the little guy back into the basin, "Uh... then... wait for me a little longer."
As he said that, Xu Zian followed the example of others and took out a tissue to plug his nostrils.
"This time I really started!"
Xu Zian looked up at the three of them again, not forgetting to cheer himself up, "Come on, let's just change a diaper."
"Brother, let's give some strength and cooperate."
Xu Zian said something to the little guy again, and then followed the video tutorial to take off his clothes and pants, and then carefully took off his diaper.
But right now.
Xu Zian was about to put Xiaojia into the basin.
Hearing another pop, the little guy pooped again!
