But Xu Zian is not threatened at all. The child in his arms is his best talisman.
"Ahem!" Xu Zian raised his chin again and said without question, "I have something to announce. From today on, all members of our dormitory will quit smoking and drinking."
"Stop talking nonsense. I won't believe you can quit smoking."
"Really, stop struggling, I'll throw away all the hidden stuff."
Seeing the three of them rummaging through boxes and cabinets, Xu Zian held back his laughter.
"Damn, I'm really out of cigarettes hiding the computer case."
"Everything I hid under my pillow was taken away by this bastard."
"Hey, I have another pack in my pocket."
"Father, give me one right away."
"Fuck, it's hard for me to talk, isn't it?"
Xu Zian's eyes widened when he saw his second brother smoking a pack of lotus flowers, and then changed the subject, "Well, leave one for me later, and the last one will be my last farewell to these years of smoking."
"roll!"
The three of them said in unison.
"Believe it or not, I asked my son to pee on your bed!"
"Look at how awesome you are, why don't I stop smoking?"
"Be patient, wait until the child is gone before you smoke."
"If you don't smoke, don't smoke. Xu Zian, I also officially inform you that if this child is really the child of you and my goddess, I will be friends with you for life."
The fourth child said viciously with a smirk on his face.
"You're such a coward when it comes to packing a big basket. You still want to imitate Cao Cao, and you don't even urinate and take photos."
Xu Zian said disdainfully.
"Brothers, I beg you, please think of a way to see the child first. I'm so upset about crying."
The second brother took out his headphones and put them on his head, with a look of collapse on his face.
"Look at how cowardly you are. Fortunately, you still have four girlfriends. I'm afraid your thing is not easy to use."
The fourth child is completely crazy now, biting anyone he catches.
"I'm a rapper. Do you understand how boring it is to have children?"
The second child retorted.
"Tch, I think you're a rapper. After all, there's only one shot between rapper and rapper. The key is that all your stuff is empty cannon."
"Fuck, the boss is the Raper. Hurry up and call the police to arrest him."
"Yes, you bastard Raper, Marde, if you dare to bully my goddess, you should punish me!"
The fourth child turned his gun again, pointed at Xu Zian and cursed angrily, and the fat on his face trembled.
"Just before the summer vacation in the first semester, didn't my second brother take us to have fun..."
Xu Zian quickly surrendered. The four people in the dormitory had little experience in taking care of children during the fourth child's vacation. For the sake of his precious son, he accepted the defeat.
"Okay you bastard, I...I..."
The three of them clenched their fists and waved helplessly in the air, "Is he really the son of you and Goddess Li?"
"I'm not sure, and I haven't done a paternity test."
Xu Zian said with a silly smile.
"How can there be any fake ones? Otherwise, can Goddess Li leave the child to you with confidence?"
Lao San said sourly.
The little guy still kept crying.
They analyzed it for a while, and suddenly the fourth child slapped his thigh, "Ah, is the child hungry?"
"Well...it seems very possible..."
Xu Zian glanced at the constant temperature heater on the desk and suddenly realized.
"What are you still doing? Breastfeeding."
"Yes, yes, I took a look at my phone again. It's 120ml, cooled to 39 degrees at room temperature, and the bottle is in my schoolbag."
"I really owed you something in my previous life. Let's make an agreement first. When you can talk, you must first call me godfather."
The fourth child said dissatisfied.
"It's hard to say. It doesn't depend on who gets the most red envelopes."
"When I win the lottery, I will accept you as my godson."
The fourth child said fiercely while helping the little guy pour milk.
As soon as the bottle came to his mouth, the little guy stopped crying immediately. He opened his big eyes and looked around curiously, and kept drinking with his little mouth. He looked so cute.
The three roommates also gathered around curiously. Seeing the little guy eating so deliciously, they swallowed unconsciously.
"This breast...can't be..."
"Fuck, what are you thinking about? You've never drank before. If you're greedy, go home to your mother."
Xu Zian suddenly thought of something and stared at several people angrily.
"You grew up drinking dog's milk, right? Dogs can't spit out ivory."
"Hehe, who hasn't tried it before? I'm just curious. Can you still remember what it tastes like?"
"Okay, brothers, let's talk about something serious." The second child is usually casual and always claims to be a rapper, but he has been influenced by his family environment since he was a child, so he can be considered relatively well-known.
"Boss, have you told your family about this? Although your parents are both working, the wages in this small county are not high. What are your plans?"
"No, I only found out today."
Xu Zian pondered for a moment, "Let's not talk about it for now. I just thought about it and planned to find a way to make some money for milk powder."
"We are only sophomores. How much money can we make when we go out to work? Goddess Li saw that the conditions at home are extraordinary, so you can become a door-to-door son-in-law."
"That's right, after all, our boss is also capable of eating soft food. Besides, you won't suffer any loss."
The third and fourth sons also followed suit and came up with blind ideas.
"..."
Xu Zian glared at the two of them and said nothing.
It's impossible to eat soft rice.
I became a father in my second year of college. If my father knew about this, he would be beaten to death.
If he really ate a soft meal, dad could revive him and then beat him to death again.
"I have an idea!"
The fourth child slapped his thigh again.
"Can you please stop being so startled? Don't scare my son."
"Hey, Lao Xu, come sit in the middle and cross your legs."
The fourth child dragged Xu Zian to the middle of the dormitory with a chair, washed his hands in a serious manner, and then circled around him.
Putting his hands together on his chest, he kept mumbling, "As a virgin, I petition, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Supreme Laojun, Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong... Listen to your orders and give Xu Zian the invincible super parenting system, Om Mani Padme Hum!"
"System! Come on!"
"System! Come on!"
"System! Come on!"
After repeating it three times in a row, the fourth child came over excitedly, "Lao Xu, how are you?"
"Fuck you uncle."
Xu Zian said helplessly.
"Damn, you must have done too many things to your heart's content. It has nothing to do with me."
The fourth child is still tough-talking.
"It's up to you if your spell doesn't work."
The third child also followed suit, imitating the fourth child and spinning around in a circle.
"ALL mOney baCk my hOme!"
"ALL mOney baCk my hOme!"
"ALL mOney baCk my hOme!"
"Buddha bless Lao Xu and win the first prize when he buys a lottery ticket!"
"You are not reliable either. You have to pay a price for petitioning. Let's see my second brother give you a trick on the parenting system!"
The second child smiled and pushed the third child aside, got into the bathroom, and began to wash his hands and face.
And I washed very hard. If the fourth brother hadn't said hello, my hands would have smoked from rubbing them.
