"Come on, you loser!"
"R Him R Him, fuck, you lost again."
"Where can you find support? A stone man can be as good as you."
"As awesome as you are, why don't you let your four partners give you a son together? You can form your own team."
"You fat bastard, if you lose, don't be so harsh. You'll take care of all the smelly socks this week."
In Dormitory Building No. 1 of Jiangnan University, four brothers squirted at each other on a daily basis.
"Look at our fourth son being diligent and willing to admit defeat."
A figure that looked like a gas tank flashed past his eyes and rushed directly to the balcony. Xu Zian thought that the fourth man had gone to collect smelly socks.
I saw the fourth child leaning out of the window again, with a pig-like look on his face, and his mouth was about to drool.
The remaining three people looked at each other, as if a starting gun sounded in their ears at the same time, and rushed towards the balcony.
For these four animals to have such a tacit understanding, there must be a beautiful woman.
She also has to be a school belle-level super beauty.
Red Ducati, black leather pants and leather jacket, waist and hips, long legs, and iconic blond shawl hair.
Isn't this the most beautiful girl in Jiangnan University, the 25-year-old genius Ph.D. English teacher Li Anlan.
"Goddess! I love you!"
"Goddess! I will repair motorcycles to support you!"
"I can sell my blood for it!"
"Don't stop me! I'm going to jump off the building! If I can't marry the goddess, I'm going to smash her to death. Just let me be buried with the goddess!"
Heads popped out of all the dormitory windows, and even the girls were crazy about it.
But Li Anlan showed no reaction. With a twist of his wrist, the motorcycle accelerated again and roared past.
Just like the bright moon hanging in the night sky, as soon as she appears, all the school stars will have to step aside.
What a joke, this fairy sister who lives in Guanghan Palace is not called for nothing.
Moreover, the president of Jiangnan University made an exception, and only Li Anlan could ride a motorcycle or drive into the campus.
The euphemistic name is to prevent stampedes.
He would only secretly enjoy such a beautiful thing as improving the English scores of all the boys in the school by 20%.
"Your pig ears are smarter than a dog's."
It wasn't until the goddess was out of sight that Xu Zian said something dissatisfied to the fourth child.
"That's right, you unfilial son deserves to lose. Can you shout next time so that I can stop looking at the goddess for 2 seconds?"
The person who spoke was the second child, whose name was Wang Pengfei.
He has four girlfriends who are thin and horny, and some of them call him Pheasant.
"As impotent as you are, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on even if I look at you for two more seconds."
Bao Xu, the fourth child, shot back.
He is short in stature, has a big belly and a big head, so he is nicknamed "Bao Big Basket".
This person cannot be named by ordinary people, but because he wears glasses, he has a more appropriate name.
foreskin.
It echoes the pheasant.
"She has such long legs. As long as we can spend a good night together, I would be willing to put her waist in a big basket and make soup for her."
The third child, Liu Xiaotian, also started cheering.
"I agree. There is no need for this product anyway. It can be kept for breeding in pig farms."
The second child raised his hands in agreement.
"Fuck, you are such a slut. Believe it or not, I will record it and send it to your home quietly."
The fourth child fought back again.
The term "dog licking" is the perfect way to describe the third child. This guy has been chasing girls for a year. He can't help but greet her every day, but he can't even touch the girl's hand.
"Let's go, let's continue playing a few games. Whoever loses will be treated to dinner tonight."
"Fuck, you robbed me of Yasuo again."
"Unfilial son, watch out. Dad will teach you another game."
...
After kneeling for five consecutive times.
"Something's not right today, boss. There's something wrong with you, TheSky."
"What, did you win the lottery? Did you want to treat me to a treat today?"
"I think this guy is just holding it back. He is still thinking about the beautiful figure of the goddess. Haven't you heard that the goddess suddenly went on leave last semester to give birth to a child?"
"It seems like this is true. I saw the goddess in the obstetrics department of the hospital during the winter vacation. She probably had a big belly and was about to give birth."
"Stop talking nonsense, isn't the goddess's family from Beijing?"
"Really, it's spread all over the campus Internet. Of course you wouldn't know it unless you read it."
"Damn it, boss, don't look at me like that, it seems like the kid is yours."
The fourth child saw Xu Zian looking at him with wide eyes, shaking his big fat head and exclaimed.
"Don't talk nonsense." Xu Zian'an waved his hands humbly, "If this gets out, I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."
"Yes, if you dare to nod, I will kill you right now."
The third child picked up a carpenter's knife and said viciously.
"Stop talking nonsense, boss, if you are willing to admit defeat, go buy groceries quickly."
The third child smiled evilly and took out the suitcase from under his feet.
"Dang Dang Dang."
"I rely on you as the third child."
The fourth child's eyes shone, he lifted a pure copper charcoal hotpot like a Hercules Cup, and kissed it.
"The third child is awesome!"
Xu Zian was also stunned. Electricity in the dormitory is easy to trip, but this thing burns charcoal, so it won't cause carbon monoxide poisoning.
I was even more surprised when I saw the third child taking out two rolls of range hood exhaust hoses from the suitcase.
"You are such a genius!"
"Stop beeping."
The third child looked like a restaurant owner and pointed at Xu Zian and the fourth child, "While the market is still open, hurry up and buy some fresh mutton. Fourth child, put the kettle on your back and come back with craft beer."
"It's done!"
The fourth child nodded quickly, pulled Xu Zian, who was like a wooden man, and rushed out.
Now Xu Zian's mind is filled with the words of the fourth child, "It seems like the child you messed up is yours!"
In the first semester of college, the second child lost a bet and took the three of them to the largest and most popular local bar.
Under the temptation of seeing big white legs and various high-end foreign wines, Xu Zian didn't know how many times he vomited.
When he crawled out of the bathroom, the three brothers were gone, but he met the goddess teacher Li Anlan drinking alone.
When he regained consciousness again, he was lying naked in the hotel alone.
There was also a note left on the bedside table. Although it was only a short line of text, it was quite shocking.
"If you dare to tell me, I will kill you with my car."
Xu Zian shuddered at that time.
In the first semester of my freshman year, I didn't know that that coward wrote a love letter to Li Anlan but didn't dare to admit it. As a result, all the boys in her class failed the class, and the principal didn't solve the problem.
Moreover, Li Anlan went to work and had classes as usual when the next semester started, but he took a long vacation not long after.
At that time, there were rumors that Li Anlan was pregnant and had a baby.
Now that the second semester of sophomore year is starting, Li Anlan appears again, and the time is really right.
Isn't Xu Zian confused?
The hot pot meal in the dormitory was so popular in the evening that even the dormitories next door made reservations to borrow the charcoal hot pot.
Xu Zian, who usually couldn't drink enough beer from this warm pot of beer, was drunk today after drinking half a pot of beer.
Holding the remaining half bottle of beer, he leaned on the bed blankly, his eyes dull, as if someone was digging into his ancestral grave.
I am only 20 years old and still a college student. There is still a lot of good life to enjoy in the future.
Why did he suddenly become a father?
The child's mother is still his teacher, and more importantly, they still don't recognize him as the child's father.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Xu Zian took a big gulp of beer and shouted loudly.
He fell down and fell asleep again.
The remaining half a bottle of beer was not wasted, it was all spilled on the bed.
"Hey, another poor person who was knocked down by the news that the goddess gave birth to a baby..."
The other three laughed, showing no intention of taking care of Xu Zian. They continued to drink from the big kettle like animals.
