"What the hell……"
Behind a makeshift bunker on the city wall, Liu Hongji poked half of his head out from the sandbag and was staring blankly at the barrel still emitting white smoke in front of him, his jaw wide open and almost dropped to the ground!
Just now, he saw Gouzi stuffing a few round pancake-like things into it, and pulled the rope hard!
Then...then he didn't know anything anymore...
Because with a deafening roar, he was shaken and confused on the spot. He couldn't even stand still, and his eyes turned into a vast white! Nothing can be seen.
When he finally regained his composure and looked outside the city through the choking smoke, he saw that the siege engines and battering rams that had been showing off just now had been reduced to pieces, and they were still unable to fight. The kind that gets up!
"Houhouhou..."
If Liu Hongji had a little bit of psychological defense against the things Gouzi got, he knew that this thing was definitely not a good thing!
Well, the fat county magistrate next to him was really shocked at this moment, and he began to doubt his life!
At first, like Liu Hongji, he was so shocked that he fell to the ground on the spot.
However, from the moment he climbed up tremblingly and saw the rebel position outside the city!
The fat county magistrate completely transformed into a repeater. He held the word "Hou" in his mouth for a long time, but he didn't say the next word!
Xiao Han was next to the fat magistrate. Hearing his "monkey, monkey, monkey" words, he was about to scold him and tell him to shut up.
Unexpectedly, before the words came out of his mouth, he made an unexpected discovery: The fat county magistrate’s small eyes were so wide open!
Looking at this, this is definitely the biggest time the fat county magistrate has opened his eyes in his life! That is to say, his eye sockets are a little small. If they were even a little bigger, these eyes would jump all over the place!
"Houhouhou...ye!"
Finally, after having the secret stuck in his mouth for a long time, the fat county magistrate finally stomped his foot hard and spat out the last word!
"You...what do you want?"
Suddenly being stared at by the fat county magistrate's extremely hot eyes, Xiao Han suddenly felt uncomfortable as if needles were pricking his whole body. He subconsciously took a step back and stared at him with a wary face: "Stay away from me, I don't like fat people." ...Ahem! I can’t bear to be so proud!"
"Well……"
One sentence was like a bucket of cold water poured over the head, and the fat county magistrate's reverent eyes quickly faded away as if he were seeing a god! His face finally returned to some normality.
He smiled awkwardly at first, then looked at the mess in the distance and the big barrel on the city wall that was still smoking. The last bit of unwillingness in his heart supported him and asked Xiao Han: "Are you really Is it a god? This is the legendary thunder in the palm of your hand?"
"Bullshit thunder in the palm of your hand! Try putting this thing in the palm of your hand! It won't blow up your dog's paws!" Xiao Han couldn't help but cursed in his heart when he heard this! ! ! ! !
I think back then, what he drew for the firearms workshop was the drawing of a mortar! But those bastards disliked the thinness and shortness of that thing... Ahem, don't think wrongly, you will automatically face the wall if you think wrongly.
He felt that such a small pipe was too petty, could not hold much gunpowder, and was not very powerful, so he took the initiative and changed it into a large barrel that was thicker than the gasoline barrel of later generations!
Good guy, there is enough medicine now. A medicine bag weighing more than ten kilograms can fly several miles away! But if it is fired once, it can be regarded as killing one's own life!
Not to mention other things, just to pile up sandbags, you have to pile up so many! Also because they were worried about exploding the barrel, everyone had to hide far away. There was no way that mortars in later generations could fire one after another for an intensive bombing.
After this kind of waste was made that was inconvenient to carry, too slow to launch, and easy to accidentally injure oneself, it was often disliked by Xiao Han in the past.
But I didn't expect that in Ningcheng, a crooked attack would come in handy.
Of course, even if it is used this time, it will not prevent Xiao Han from continuing to dislike it!
There's nothing you can do about it, who told it to look ugly? In the hero movies of later generations, none of the protagonists rush forward holding a gasoline can!
"It's not thunder in the palm, then this is..." Seeing Xiao Han's face turned dark, the fat county magistrate immediately knew that he had guessed wrong. Not only was he not annoyed at all, but he breathed a sigh of relief and pointed at the Yuantong continued to ask: "Then this is the legendary magic weapon of the Immortal Family?"
"It's the dog's magic weapon!" Xiao Han snorted and placed it on Gouzi without even thinking! Then he saw that the fat county magistrate had a surprised look on his face and wanted to ask again, so he quickly waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay! Don't study it now. In my opinion, the enemy has suffered such a big loss again this time. He must be mad! It’s important to guard against them jumping over the wall in a hurry!"
"Huh? Oh!"
When the fat county magistrate heard this, he immediately reacted, nodded quickly, and went to inform the people to prepare to defend the city.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a few steps, he suddenly turned back, with uncontrollable excitement on his round face:
"Mr. Marquis, with this dog...dog family's magic weapon here, are we still afraid of those chickens and dogs across the street? How about you sacrifice the magic weapon again and we directly raid the rebels' lair?"
"Robbing someone else's lair? I'm going to raid your uncle!"
Seeing the excited look on the fat county magistrate's face, Xiao Han suddenly felt his head throb and hurt!
This damn fat man really doesn’t use bean buns as solid food! Let’s not talk about whether he has ammunition that can kill 100,000 people.
Even if there is so much ammunition, it can't blow up with only five barrels on hand!
Otherwise, let this damn fat man hold the explosive bag and die together with the enemy?
That doesn't seem to be enough. There are nearly 100,000 people. How many fat county magistrates are needed to accomplish such a feat? ?
"No?" Seeing Xiao Han's face turned dark and silent again, the fat county magistrate's face immediately fell.
But think about it, it’s a magic weapon! Which one can be easily used? If you pull it out for a walk every now and then, it will become a piece of trash on the street.
Thinking of this, the fat county magistrate took a deep breath and tried to force out a smile: "Then let the people defend the city first. Lord Marquis, please rest first, wait a while, and then use the magic weapon to blast his mother..."
After that, without waiting for Xiao Han to give any more instructions, the fat county magistrate had already run away in a hurry.
No wonder the Marquis from Chang'an insists on defending the city and confronting an army of 100,000 people! It turns out that it’s not that there’s something wrong with my brain, but that I’m confident!
With such a powerful weapon, let alone guarding a mere Ningzhou City, even chasing an army of 100,000 across the world wouldn't be a problem, right?
The little test of skills by the dog on the city wall immediately made countless people, including the fat county magistrate, more confident! Looking at the dark enemy camp in the distance outside the city, I was no longer as frightened as before!
"Come on! Fight! Who is afraid of whom?"
