"Could this be the legendary Meng Po soup?"
My eyes widened, no matter how I looked at this pot, it didn't look like a so-called "medicinal soup" that was good enough! Xiao Han immediately took a cautious step back and looked at Old Man Hua in horror.
When Old Man Hua saw Xiao Han's appearance, he didn't bother to explain. He directly stuffed a wooden spoon into Xiao Han's hand and scolded: "Stop talking nonsense! If I really want to poison you, I can just find a glass of poisonous wine." , I told you it was a tonic, but you rushed to drink it yourself, why bother so much?!"
"That may be because you don't want to bother with poisoned wine and think it would be easier to just let me drink poison!" Xiao Han rolled his eyes and said with a groan.
"Stop talking nonsense! Drink it quickly! It took me so much effort to gather enough materials!"
"Don't drink! I won't even drink until I die!"
"you……"
Seeing Xiao Han resisting and refusing to accept his kindness, Old Man Hua finally became a little impatient. He immediately lowered his face, stared at him and asked: "I want to ask you one last time, do you want to drink or not? If not, I will take it." Went out to feed the dogs!”
"Don't, don't, don't!"
Sure enough, this Xiao Han is still a stubborn donkey. He won't be led away and will back away, but if he wants to take out the knife, he will be faster than anyone else!
Seeing that the old man was already turning against him, Xiao Han immediately softened. Although there was still some reluctance on his face, he still held the spoon obediently and walked to the medicine pot: "Drink, can't I drink it?" ?”
"If you want to drink it, drink it quickly!" Old Man Hua snorted coldly: "No one else can even ask for such a good thing! You don't know how to cherish it!"
"Okay, okay, I know... Hum, don't bring me a bowl, just a spoon, just like feeding a pig..."
Xiao Han was helpless at being urged, so he had to carefully scoop out half a spoonful of the dark concoction. He first tentatively brought it to his nose and smelled it. He didn't smell any peculiar smell, just an ordinary smell of Chinese herbal medicine, which couldn't be said to be pleasant. But it's not offensive either.
"Huh?"
After confirming that the soup had no peculiar smell, Xiao Han closed his eyes and put the soup into his mouth with the expression of a strong man who would never return.
Strangely enough, when the medicinal soup was taken into the mouth, the unbearable bitterness that I imagined did not appear. Instead, there was a fragrance flowing along the melted medicinal soup, refreshing the heart and spleen directly from the mouth! Immediately afterwards, the feeling of peace all over his body made Xiao Han, who thought he was well-informed, couldn't help but let out a sigh, subconsciously scooped up another spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hmph! Didn't you say you wouldn't even drink it until you die?"
Next to him, seeing Xiao Han put spoonful after spoonful into his mouth, Old Man Hua raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing an imperceptible smile of relief, but his tone did not spare Xiao Han at all.
"Gululu...yes, you won't drink even if you beat me to death! Aren't you killing me? Why don't you drink!"
"You...shameless!"
"No! My teeth are very good, but Master, your teeth are almost falling out!"
Surrounded by a pot of medicinal soup, this pair of strange masters began their routine exchange of words.
However, with Old Man Hua's eloquence, he is no match for Xiao Han. He is often silenced by his apprentice, but he cannot directly kick him like before!
After all, he is still a marquis, right? If you don't give him face, you have to give some face to the emperor who canonized him. He finally promoted a prince, but he is not just going to let you play around!
"Hululu..."
As he spoke, the pot of soup reached the bottom. Not to mention, the pot of soup looked like a lot of medicine, but in fact, it was just a big pot with a flat bottom! It seemed that he was pretending to be a lot, but in fact, Xiao Han drank it to the bottom in just a few sips.
After greedily putting the last bit of the medicinal soup into his mouth, Xiao Han dropped the spoon, sat down on the chair, and asked with a long sigh of satisfaction: "Master, will this soup be available tomorrow?"
"There will be no soup tomorrow!" Unfortunately, what Old Man Hua dislikes the most is Xiao Han's lazy look. Every time he sees it, a burst of unknown fire will rise in his heart. This time is no exception, and he directly replied: "I don't have the soup. Do you want the poison?"
"Hehe, forget about the poison." Xiao Han laughed and replied proudly: "You old man, keep it for yourself and enjoy it!"
"Bah! You little brat!"
"Hey, don't say that. You are my master. If I were a little brat, wouldn't you be the old one... Ouch!"
"Little bastard, I've tolerated you for a long time today!"
"Hiss... didn't I just say, don't scold yourself! I am a little bastard, so what are you? A big bastard? An old bastard? Or a hatched bastard?"
"......Don't move, wait until I beat you to death, you bastard!!!"
"Not moving? Impossible! Not moving is a bastard..."
"Ah!!! Look at the pot!"
"Master! Are you serious?"
In the room, there was a lot of tinkling movement, and Xiao Han's screams were mixed in from time to time.
Xiaodong, who was standing guard at the door, rubbed his butt that was still aching slightly, looked at the night sky outside, and sighed faintly, but he couldn't hide the schadenfreude at the corner of his mouth!
"I asked you to kick me! That's good now, are you getting kicked?"
Just like that, I don't know how long it took. When the moon reached the zenith, the two people who were beating in the room and the two who were beaten were too tired to run away. They slumped down on the chairs one after another, breathing heavily. gas.
"Master!" Xiao Han sat on the chair with his back facing the sky and muttered while exhaling.
"What are you doing!" Old Man Hua didn't even bother to turn his head when he heard this, he just gasped and asked.
Xiao Han's eyes were still looking at the roof without blinking. After a while, he heard him ask quietly: "Tell me, if a person sees a huge disaster coming, what should he do?" right?"
"What should we do? Isn't this nonsense? Hurry up and think of a way to stop it. If you can't stop it, inform others to evacuate!" Old Man Hua didn't expect Xiao Han to ask this question for a while, so he closed his eyes and hummed indifferently. .
"What if there is an extremely noble person above this person's head who wants this disaster to happen?"
"What kind of bullshit is noble status! How noble can it be worth more than human life?"
"But what if the person above him is the most powerful person in the world?!"
After Xiao Han said these words, the entire room immediately fell into deathly silence!
Xiao Han, who didn't hear the reply, slowly opened his eyes and looked at Old Man Hua aside, only to find that the old man was leaning on the chair with his eyes slightly closed. He seemed to be asleep, and even his breathing became dull. Be subtle.
"It's difficult for me to answer this question for you."
Finally, as if a whole night had passed, and as if only a moment had passed, Old Man Hua's voice sounded again, breaking the deathly silence in the room.
