"Do you know Mr. Hou?"
Waiting until Xiaodong left here and disappeared from the dark street corner, the fat man struggled to close his mouth as big as a hippopotamus, and then began to look at the boy nervously.
"I……"
"No, no, if you knew Mr. Hou before, you wouldn't be able to recognize him even after meeting him!"
Seeing this, the confused little boy was about to speak, but the fat man shook his head again, denying what he had just asked.
"Could he be related to your family?"
"That's not right! I have been with Mr. Marquis for so long, and I have never heard that he has any relatives. In the past, when people came to see their relatives, he didn't even ask, so he ordered someone to break one of his legs and throw them out... "
"Could it be..."
After standing in the cold and dark street talking to himself for a long time, Fatty suddenly thought of something and slapped him hard!
"Is the Marquis just a drunkard and not interested in drinking? Otherwise, why did he insist on letting your mother come to the city?"
Thinking of this, an indescribable ambiguous smile quickly flashed across the fat man's face!
Of course, it’s no wonder that fat people think so!
After all, he had met the little boy’s mother!
Although the woman deliberately made herself look ugly because of her wandering, and her face was smeared with dust, she still couldn't hide the beauty of a mature woman.
In addition, there happened to be a rumor among the army in the past two days: During this time, the Marquis imitated Cao Cao and had a special habit of liking other people's wives!
There was even someone who swore and swore, patting his chest and guaranteeing: He once saw the Marquis looking at the Ningcheng County Magistrate's wife, and he lost his mind!
For all these reasons, it would be weird if the fat man didn't want to be crooked!
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing the fat man holding his chin with a mean smile, King Luo Bin next to him couldn't help but shudder. He thought he was possessed by an evil spirit and quickly and carefully pulled the corner of the fat man's clothes.
However, even though King Luo Bin was smart since he was a child and was known as a child prodigy, he was still too young after all and could not even imagine the nasty things in Fatty's mind at this time.
"Ah, it's okay, it's okay!"
The fat man who was suddenly awakened was shocked at first, then his eyes rolled around a few times, and then as if his face changed, he suddenly showed an extremely "kind" smile to King Luo Bin, startling the poor little boy, and subconsciously He took several steps back.
"Um, Xiao Luo! Do you think it's okay for me, my eldest brother, to become a brother to you?"
When Fatty asked this question with a smile, he felt like a big bad wolf who was deceiving Little Red Riding Hood! There is shamelessness all over him.
However, this is not important!
The important thing is: if the Marquis becomes the little boy's father and he betroths the little boy, wouldn't it be...
Huh? Why does something feel wrong? How come my good seniority has dropped one level? And somehow got an extra father? !
The fat man was stunned after suddenly calculating the score.
What's going on? It turns out that I am of the same generation as Mr. Hou!
If there is an inexplicable loss of a generation, then in the future, wouldn't all the brothers in the other camps be called "uncle"?
Think about it, when you go out in the camp, you will see scenes of uncles and uncles everywhere!
The fat man couldn't help but tremble all over.
If there ever comes a day, he thinks he might as well die in the camp. At least that would be better than being laughed at to death!
"No! I made a mistake just now. I'm not a brother. I want to be your godfather!"
Thinking of this, the fat man waved his hands hurriedly, wanting to correct his previous mistakes!
However, before he could say these words of explanation, King Luo Bin over there had already reacted and made a decisive decision. He directly bowed his head and bowed: "Brother! Thanks to eldest brother for not giving up, I am willing to marry eldest brother Jinlan! We will share the blessings in the future. It’s hard to agree! If he violates this oath, let the sky strike him with five thunderbolts and smash him to pieces!”
"Gah..."
The fat man, who was still waving his hands, looked at the little boy who prostrated on the ground and raised his right hand to swear, and was immediately petrified on the spot! At this time, he really felt that his whole body was not well!
"I don't……"
After being stunned for a long time, the fat man opened his mouth, unwilling to accept it. He thought about trying harder to see if he could raise his seniority, even if he couldn't be a godfather, he could be a godfather...
Ahem, let’s forget about being a grandpa!
If only the Marquis knew that he had already taken a step ahead and became his father! The fat man felt that because of his fat body, Xiao Han would probably take it apart and use it to light a lamp...
"I mean……"
"Click..."
Halfway through the words, by chance, a bolt of lightning lit up in the sky like a ghost, illuminating the surrounding area as if it were daylight in an instant! The fat man's next words were all blocked in his throat.
"Rumble..."
Next, dull spring thunder rolled over from the horizon. The deep sound not only made the tiles of the houses around him rustle, but also made the fat man's heart stop for a moment!
"I……"
The poor fat man was completely confused by the scene in front of him. He raised his head with difficulty and looked at the various lightning bolts on the horizon that suddenly seemed like a wild demon dancing wildly. Then he looked at the boy's face that was illuminated by the electric light. He opened his mouth. If he regretted it, he couldn't say it out loud.
"God, I haven't regretted it yet. Don't hit the wrong good guy! If you want to hit the bad guy, just hit the bad guy...Forget it, don't hit the bad guy either. Don't accidentally hit him crookedly and then hit me again!"
Finally, the fat man twitched the corners of his mouth and murmured, before the spring rain fell, he pulled his new brother and ran away!
That's all, that's all!
Anyway, the horoscopes haven’t been mentioned yet! Besides, in Manchang'an, who doesn't know that Mr. Hou is afraid of his wife, so it's okay to play outside, but if he really takes him home, Mistress Xue will be able to kill him without anyone else taking action...
With this thought in his mind, the running fat man finally felt a little better.
Hey, I originally wanted to take advantage, but now I didn’t take advantage, and I almost lost the fat man’s lifelong reputation!
By the way, there's this little brat. I don't see much of his other abilities, but he's not lacking in the ability to beat snakes with a stick. Seeing that he's getting an advantage, he doesn't even bother to be polite, he just kneels down and swears!
And what was the vow he just made?
Sharing the blessings and sharing the hardships?
Isn't this fucking Chi Guoguo taking advantage of the fat man?
He is already so poor, how can he be blessed by the fat man? Aren't you just taking advantage of the fat man?
Why didn't he say that he didn't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but he wanted to die in the same year, the same month and the same day?
Oh, is this because he is afraid that the fat man, who is more than ten years older than him, will carry him to the grave together? This little bastard! Deserve punishment!
