"Hey, no! No!"
Just when the fat county magistrate was flooded with all kinds of worries, and even thought about his wandering route for the rest of his life, suddenly, Sun Ergou yelled nervously!
"Still moving, he's still moving!"
"What!"
The fat county magistrate, who was just a few steps away from fainting, suddenly became excited when he heard the cry, and his blurry vision regained a trace of clarity!
In front of him, Sun Ergou carefully stretched out his foot, kicked Xiao Han on the ground, and then quickly retracted it with a "swish", as if he was afraid of being bitten.
"Not dead, it's okay! Still breathing, still breathing!"
Staring carefully at Xiao Han, who had been kicked by him, until he found that his chest was still heaving, the surprised Sun Ergou immediately opened his mouth, laughed twice, and then stretched out his foot involuntarily...
"Get out of here, motherfucker!"
But this time, before his smelly foot could get close to Xiao Han, a powerful and heavy flying kick had already landed firmly on his waist. The huge force kicked Sun Ergou, who was as thin as a bean sprout, into the air. If there were no walls blocking him, he would have flown out of the city wall and fallen outside the city.
"County... County Honor?"
The people around me were stunned when they saw this scene!
Because even though they were beaten to death, they didn't expect that the magistrate, who usually seemed fat and obese, could actually be so agile!
Just before their eyes were dazzled, the fat county magistrate appeared beside Xiao Han five steps away, and kicked the annoying Sun Ergou away!
"Master Hou! Master Hou!"
But now that it's time, how can the fat county magistrate care about the shocked looks of others?
When he rushed forward, he only had to lift up Xiao Han who was on the ground, and then began to shout desperately in his ear: "Are you okay! Are you okay?"
"Ahem, you, if you don't let me go, something will happen to you!" After a while, Xiao Han, who turned pale, finally opened his eyes, coughed twice, and said in an extremely weak voice.
"Are you okay? Are you really okay?!" When the fat county magistrate saw that Xiao Han actually woke up, he was so excited that he burst into tears and couldn't even speak clearly!
No wonder he was so excited!
Just a little bit away, just a little bit away, he was about to take off his official uniform and travel around the world with his whole family!
With the little money he had saved and losing his status as an official, those roast chickens, roast ducks, and pork knuckles would probably be gone for the rest of his life.
"you……"
The excited fat county magistrate was trembling all over, and even Xiao Han's body was shaking. Xiao Han, who was already weak, felt another burning pain in his chest. The pain was so painful that he could hardly breathe. He could only grit his teeth and shout: "Let me go!"
"Huh? Oh!!"
Hearing this low roar, the fat county magistrate, who was crying with joy, finally reacted!
His body froze first, and then he quickly laid Xiao Han flat on the ground, then turned around and shouted at the others: "Mr. Zhong! Where is the doctor! Where did he die!"
"In the……"
As soon as the fat county magistrate finished speaking, a little old man carrying excrement juice hurriedly ran over. The stench that followed almost made Xiao Han faint again when he just woke up.
"Throw it away, throw it away!" The fat county magistrate, who also smelled the stench, was almost angered to death by the little old man. He didn't care about anything else and jumped up from the ground while shouting.
"Uh, okay! Okay!"
When the little old man saw this, he finally reacted and quickly threw the dung bucket in his hand to the city. Regardless of the screams coming from the city, he wiped his hands on his clothes and trotted to Xiao Han. forward.
"you you!"
However, although the excrement bucket was lost, the disgusting smell did not dissipate. Xiao Han rolled his eyes and wanted to tell this bastard to get away.
But at this time, he was really weak! In addition, he didn't dare to breathe heavily for fear of fainting from the smell, so in the end he had to close his eyes and let the little old man explore his body bit by bit.
"Huh? Weird! Weird!"
Stretching out his thin fingers, the little old man groped Xiao Han's chest for a while, and then saw his brows suddenly knit together!
"What's weird!"
The fat county magistrate was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot at this time, but he didn't dare to ask loudly, so he could only follow behind anxiously and whispered: "What's weird?"
"Oh? The county magistrate is so polite!"
Hearing the fat county magistrate's question, the little old man squatting on the ground quickly gave a flattering smile and stood up to salute.
"Don't worry about these lies!"
The fat county magistrate was almost going crazy with anxiety at this time. Why did he care about those false courtesy? Seeing that the little old man was about to get up, he immediately reached out and pushed him down, and asked anxiously next to him: "Just tell me, does it matter if the Marquis wants him?"
"Master Hou..." The little old man was interrupted by the fat county magistrate in his salute. He was flattered and replied at a loss: "Master Hou, he seems to be fine! Because the arrow didn't seem to hurt Hou. Lord!"
"What do you mean, the Marquis is not injured?" When the fat county magistrate heard this, he almost took off his beard!
His first reaction was that Xiao Han was pretending to be dead! But the next second, he shook this ridiculous thought out of his mind.
Not to mention that there is no need for Xiao Han to pretend to be dead. Even if he is mentally ill and wants to fool himself by pretending to be dead, such a long arrow can't fool anyone, can it?
In addition, looking at his half-dead state now, and the fact that he was unconscious for so long just now!
Can you tell me he's not hurt?
If you tell me this damn thing, you won’t even believe it!
"Ahem, it's not that I wasn't injured, it's that I wasn't shot!"
Seeing that the county magistrate's eyes were as big as copper bells, the little old man quickly waved his hands and explained in a low voice: "Just now, the little old man touched Master Hou's chest and found that there was no bleeding at all. It means that the arrow did not penetrate into the Marquis’ body at all!”
"No blood?"
It wasn't until he heard these words that the fat county magistrate, who was a little confused, suddenly reacted!
Although he didn't see many arrow wounds, even if he had never eaten pork, he should have seen pigs running away?
On weekdays, even if you are pricked by a needle, you should bleed some, right?
But now there is such a bright long arrow stuck in Xiao Han's chest, but the clothes on his chest are clean! Not to mention bleeding, there wasn't even a trace of blood! No matter how you look at it, it doesn’t conform to common sense!
"Could it be that, as the legend says, Xiao Hou is a god from heaven who descended to earth, so he is invulnerable?"
Staring at the arrow, a ridiculous idea suddenly came to the fat county magistrate's mind.
