"Just now, let me go?" Hearing this, the excitement on Li Shimin's face solidified once again!
He slowly turned his head, looked at Xiao Han with some reluctance and asked, "No more?"
"No more!" Xiao Han spread his hands, indicating that there was nothing he could do about it.
Hey, who told you to be late? If we came earlier, wouldn't we be able to see it together?
"Ahem, don't worry about that thing first..."
Just when Li Shimin and Xiao Han were staring at each other, suddenly, a somewhat resentful voice came from behind.
Liu Hongji asked weakly from behind the two of them: "Can you find me some clothes first?"
"What clothes are you looking for..." Xiao Han rolled his eyes. He was about to say that you have already changed your clothes, so why do you need clothes?
Unexpectedly, when his eyes glanced at Liu Hongji, he was immediately stunned!
Because Liu Hongji, who was fine just now, turned into an unlucky drowned rat again without knowing when!
At this time, there were several long tea stalks attached to his forehead. The dim tea was dripping along these tea stalks and onto the floor of the room drop by drop.
"Old Liu, what are you..." After looking at Liu Hongji blankly for a while, Xiao Han subconsciously spoke, wanting to ask him how he ended up like this.
But soon, he realized something, and immediately closed his mouth tightly, while his eyes stared intently!
But the constant throbbing in his throat seemed to reveal the gloating in his heart at this moment.
Next to Xiao Han, Li Shimin's face was a little red.
Especially when he saw Xiao Han trying his best to suppress his laughter, his handsome face became as red as a cooked crab!
However, even so, he would not admit that he sprayed tea all over Liu Hongji! Otherwise, if those officials find out, they won't know how to accuse themselves of abusing their ministers!
So next, Li Shimin coughed lightly and asked pretending to be surprised: "How did you do this? Why did you drink tea and get it on your forehead?"
"I……"
Looking at this pair of unscrupulous monarchs and ministers, Liu Hongji just wanted to cry without tears!
What do you mean when I drink tea and get it on my forehead?
Why don't you tell me why you drank tea and got it on my forehead?
However, before Liu Hongji could say this, he heard Li Shimin say to Xiao Han: "Xiao Han? Why are you still standing there? Find him another set of clothes quickly! He is not smart to begin with. If he continues Freeze and become more stupid..."
"What? I'm not smart?"
Liu Hongji wanted to jump up now, pinch Xiao Lizi's neck and ask him to reorganize what he just said and say it to him again!
However, when he thought about the consequences of doing this, Lao Liu immediately withered like a deflated rubber ball. He had no choice but to reluctantly agree and go out to find his full-time servant, Li Keng.
By the way, what he is wearing now is Li Keng's clothes, and I don't know if he has a second set.
Of course, Liu Hongji was not worried about this problem, because if he could not deal with the emperor, how could he deal with Li Hang? The worst thing is, just take off that kid's clothes and wear them yourself!
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"General, this is all I have, please save on it..."
Outside the living area of the camp, Like a dead mother, Likeng followed Liu Hongji step by step, fearing that he would ruin his clothes again.
His mother had sewn this for him with her own hands, and Li Keng himself was not willing to wear it. He still hoped that wearing this suit of clothes, he would make great achievements and return home in fine clothes.
"I got it! You're so embarrassed, do you believe I'll kick you to death?" Liu Hongji, who was walking in front, heard Likeng's muttering, stopped, turned back and glared at Likeng angrily: "Besides, what about your suit?" Do you think the tea on your clothes is ordinary tea? That is the tea the emperor sprayed out! Do you know that you are getting a huge advantage?"
"The tea that His Majesty the Emperor sprayed?"
As expected, when he heard this, Li Keng immediately stopped mumbling. Instead, his eyes widened, and he looked at Liu Hongji intently and said, "Then...should I go home and make an offering?"
"Nonsense!" Liu Hongji grinned maliciously, patted his chest and said, "You must pay tribute. What if a relative or friend comes to visit you in the future and sees your clothes?"
"That's right!" After listening to Liu Hongji's words, Li Keng immediately clapped his hands heavily, and his eyes almost glowed!
"This is genuine ambergris! If I take it and go to Li Ergou's house next door, won't he kowtow to me?"
Thinking of this, Li Keng stopped complaining. He grinned and immediately ran back to his dormitory to hide this valuable item.
"Wait!"
However, before he could turn around and run out, he was stopped by Liu Hongji again.
"Um..." After digging into his underwear pocket, Liu Hongji magically took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth, saying vaguely: "I'm addicted to cigarettes. I forgot to take the lighter. Are you hot?" .”
"Fire? There's no such thing!" Li Keng shook his head honestly.
What a joke, this is a place where they make firearms. Apart from the kitchen, no one is allowed to light cigarettes anywhere else. Even sparks are absolutely not allowed to appear. Where can he go to make a fire for Liu Hongji?
"No? What should I do? Do you want to suffocate me to death?" When Liu Hongji heard that there was no fire, his face immediately fell down. Looking at the cigarette on his lips, his face was filled with melancholy for a moment.
If there is anything in this world that can make a smoker collapse instantly.
That must be no smoke and no fire!
And what is even more destructive than this is definitely smoke but no fire!
"No fire, no fire..."
With these three words in his mouth, Liu Hongji sighed deeply.
But one thing is right, in the presence of smoke but no fire, a man’s IQ will immediately increase exponentially!
"There is no fire. If there is no fire, can't I create some fire for him? How can a living person be choked to death by urinating?"
With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Liu Hongji gave his palm a hard blow and looked at Li Keng next to him again.
"What are you going to do?" Li Keng looked at Liu Hongji's malicious eyes and immediately shuddered. He crossed his arms and stepped back and asked.
"Come here!" However, Liu Hongji didn't waste any time talking to Li Keng and grabbed him directly.
"Great...General, what do you want to do?!"
Likeng was grabbed by Liu Hongji's big hand and could not break free. He could only close his eyes as if resigned to his fate, and two lines of clear tears streamed down his cheeks.
"You have to be gentle to others..."
"What about being gentle?"
Liu Hongji rolled his eyes, raised his foot and kicked Li Keng on the butt: "I'm asking you! Can you get a fire starter? It doesn't have to be powerful, just light a fire!"
