Facts have proved that, apart from being still in the age of suckling, creatures like men, when they grow up, can only become truly honest after being put into a box!
In the meantime, no matter all the heroic words and oaths he said, you can think of them as releasing some kind of flammable, explosive and smelly gas on a regular basis.
It cannot be said that there are no such characters as Liu Xiahui, who is still in his arms.
But if you think about it carefully, from ancient times to the present, among the billions of men, aren’t there only one or two like this? Therefore, such talents are regarded as rare treasures and quickly written into history books to prove to the world: Look! There are also good things among us men...
As for our Xiao Han, strictly speaking, when it comes to sex with women, he is better than most men in the world.
Those rumors about him in the outside world are basically slander and slander without any reason! At least, so far, Xiao Han has really not done anything to feel sorry for Xue Pan.
But even so, if he really met a beautiful woman on weekdays, he would still feel itchy and look at her mischievously!
Perhaps, the reason why he was able to hold on to the final bottom line was, firstly, the strong education of future generations, and secondly, he was afraid that like Liu Hongji, he would get the disease again and risk his own life.
After all, between sex and life, life is more important! The sex is gone, there are other opportunities. But if my life is gone, then there is really nothing.
"There! Did you see it?"
"I saw it, I saw it, ahem, it's really not that small..."
In the living room, Xiao Han drooled and looked at the graceful woman outside with suspicion. As mentioned just now, the guilt he originally felt towards Xue Pan was immediately forgotten after seeing the beauty! A pair of eyes were staring at him. From the looks of it, it meant that his eye sockets were not big enough. If they were bigger, his eyeballs would probably pop out.
"Tsk, who is this? Your maid?" Zhang Qiang's appearance at this time was no better than Xiao Han! The big copper bell eyes followed the woman until she turned around the garden and couldn't see her anymore. Then she smacked her mouth with regret and turned to ask Xiao Han beside her.
"Isn't it?" Xiao Han thought hard for a while, but he was still a little unsure, because he had never seen this beautiful woman at home before.
Moreover, according to Xue Pan's usual style, even when looking for a maid, she always looks for the ugliest and most unsightly one. He wishes he had a bunch of old ladies to serve as maids. How could he find such a beautiful woman with a curvy front and back to enter the house? Doesn't that make it clear that you are making yourself unhappy?
"No? Then maybe they are the female relatives of today's guests!" Upon hearing this, Zhang Qiang glanced at the direction where the woman disappeared without regret, then stood up and patted his butt and said: "Forget it, it's almost time, let's change clothes. I’m going to pick up the bride later.”
Seeing this, Xiao Han also looked at the sky outside the hall and realized that it was almost noon, so he got up and went to the room to change into the groom's official uniform for today.
Wedding, dusk ceremony! This ceremony is naturally held at dusk, so apart from the long journey, the groom will only set off after noon to marry the bride, and Xiao Han is no exception.
But speaking of it, Xiao Han married Ziyi this time, although it was also in the name of marrying a wife, but compared with when he married Xue Pan, this time, both in terms of process and scale, it was more than one level smaller.
Not to mention anything else, when Xiao Han first married Xue Pan, his position was not as stable as it is today, and most of the officials in Chang'an came to congratulate him in person!
But when I married Zi Yi today, except for Liu Hongji and a few of my best friends, the others basically just sent their family members to bring gifts and politely come over to express their congratulations.
Fortunately, Xiao Han doesn't care too much about these.
Or maybe, even if he cares, it’s useless!
After all, in this era, the only thing the world values is the first wife and the first wife! The master is not at home, and the only one who can go out to meet guests is his wife!
As for the other wives and concubines, their status cannot be compared with that of the head wife.
After leaving the living room, before Xiao Han returned to his room, he was caught by Mrs. Xi who was running towards him!
Seeing that Xiao Han was still dressed in a green shirt, Mrs. Xi immediately felt as if she had seen a monster. She waved her handkerchief and stamped her feet and said: "Oh, my Lord Marquis! What time has it been, why don't you still?" Get dressed! What should I do if I miss the auspicious time set by Yuan Shenxian?"
"It's an auspicious time? If it's an auspicious time, let him change it to another auspicious time! If he says it's unlucky, I'll make him anxious!" Xiao Han rolled his eyes and muttered in his heart, but he still didn't say the words after all. Instead, he let Mrs. Xi pull her towards the backyard room.
Returning to the bedroom, he took off his gown and put on the groom's official uniform that had been prepared a long time ago. The wife couldn't help but put a huge flower on Xiao Han's head. The huge petals almost covered half of his head. Zhang Lian didn’t know where he got such a big flower in the middle of winter.
Originally, Xiao Han thought that was enough and was ready to go, but he didn't expect that putting on flowers was only the first step.
Immediately afterwards, the happy woman walked around to Xiao Han, and looked at his head carefully as if she were looking at a work. Then she took the blush and powder and applied it to Xiao Han's face!
Seeing Mrs. Xi's action, Xiao Han suddenly panicked.
A grown man paints his eyebrows and puts on blush and powder? Isn't this a proper sissy? How could a passionate young man like him accept such treatment? !
After sternly rejecting Mrs. Xi's move to powder herself, Xiao Han immediately rushed out as if he was running away!
Unexpectedly, as soon as he left the room, he was faced with a pale-faced head with flowers on his head and a big blood-red mouth!
"I'll wipe..." This sudden blow scared Xiao Han to the point where he almost couldn't breathe, and he suffocated to death on the spot.
"Xiao Han? What's wrong with you?"
Just when Xiao Han felt cold all over and thought he had encountered Plants vs. Zombies, the zombie... ahem, it was the head that spoke, and as soon as he spoke, it was a voice that Xiao Han was extremely familiar with.
"Zhang Qiang?" When Xiao Han heard the voice, the corners of his mouth immediately twitched twice, and his eyes stared blankly at the inhuman, ghost or ghost thing in front of him. It took him a long time to compare him with the thick eyebrows and big eyes, looking like a standard Guanzhong man. Contact Zhang Qiang.
"It's me! Haha, bro, you're so handsome!"
Zhang Qiang, who was wearing heavy makeup, grinned immediately when he saw Xiao Han recognizing him. However, his smile brought white powder on his face like snow, which he washed down. Xiao Han couldn't help but worry secretly, for fear of him If you are not careful, you may get pneumoconiosis.
