"Hey! Everyone else is so busy that their pants are about to fall off, but you still have time to be lazy here!"
Just when Xiao Han was muttering alone, a bold voice suddenly sounded from behind him. Immediately afterwards, the half-bitten persimmon in his hand was also snatched away, and then he opened his mouth without hesitation. , took a solid bite.
"Hey! I mean Zhang Qiang? It's not like there's nothing on the plate over there, why are you taking this from me?"
Hearing this voice, Xiao Han knew that the person coming must be Zhang Qiang without turning around, and he immediately rolled his eyes in displeasure and asked.
Zhang Qiang pinched a piece of persimmon the size of a copper coin, laughed, and didn't rush to answer. He just sat down on the chair next to Xiao Han, leaned over and asked Xiao Han in a low voice: "You are hiding here, aren't you?" Afraid of seeing Xue Pan?"
"Nonsense!" As soon as Zhang Qiang finished speaking, Xiao Han's face suddenly turned red! He turned his head and looked around with a guilty conscience, and found that there was no one else around except the two of them. Then he glared at Zhang Qiang angrily and said, "Isn't it unusual for a man to have three wives and four concubines? Do you think I am the housewife?" Prime Minister? Besides, Xue Pan is taking care of this matter from the front, how can I be afraid of seeing him? "
"Tsk tsk..."
It was okay if Xiao Han didn't explain, but as soon as he explained, Zhang Qiang immediately became even more contemptuous! He looked Xiao Han up and down, and then said sarcastically: "Okay, don't act like a big-tailed wolf in front of me! How can you and I not understand each other? Apart from a tough mouth, there is nothing in the whole body." Not tough! Three wives and four concubines? You still have to look at me for this kind of thing! Your two sisters-in-law are respectful and devoted to me..."
"Yes!" Xiao Han believed Zhang Qiang's words and nodded repeatedly: "I can be sure of this! I am absolutely determined! With just one kick, I can kick you from the bedroom to the ground in the outer courtyard! Eh? It seems that that night, someone People climbed over the wall to sleep in our house, right? "
"Cough cough cough..."
In one sentence, Zhang Qiang almost choked to death on the spot! After coughing for a long time, he finally regained his composure. He looked at Xiao Han with a resentful look on his face and said, "Then... isn't that accidental? Besides, didn't they come and invite me back the next day?"
"Please, isn't this word used inappropriately?"
Xiao Han made up his mind today, not to save any face for Zhang Qiang, and continued with a sneer: "I have seen people greeting each other in eight-carriage sedans, but I have never seen people greeting each other with their ears twisted, how about it? Washboard The taste of…”
Well, when Xiao Han said this, he couldn't say any more!
Because his mouth had been covered tightly by Zhang Qiang who rushed forward, and he couldn't even breathe!
"Woooooooo..."
Zhang Qiang's bear paw was so big that it not only covered Xiao Han's mouth, but also his nose! Xiao Han, who was so bored that he almost rolled his eyes, scratched his hands and feet, and then pulled Zhang Qiang's palm away! While he was busy breathing heavily, he glared at Zhang Qiang: "You are trying so hard to choke me to death? Bah! Why are your hands still so smelly!"
"Hey, there was no paper when we went to the toilet." Zhang Qiang wiped his palms stained with Xiao Han's spit on his clothes and said a little embarrassedly.
"Wha... what?" Xiao Han, who was still wiping his mouth with his sleeves, his eyes widened when he heard this, and his mouth opened like a hippopotamus, with slight signs of rumination: "Then you..."
Zhang Qiang knew that Xiao Han had a mysophobia. When he saw this, he rolled his eyes, smiled evilly, and replied deliberately and slowly: "Since there is no paper, there is no other way, so I have to use my hands..."
"With your hands? Ugh..." Seeing Zhang Qiang moving the claw covering his mouth, Xiao Han couldn't bear it anymore. He felt a wave of nausea in his throat and ran to the corner of the living room, facing there. A vase that was more than half the height of a person began to retching.
Seeing Xiao Han's appearance, Zhang Qiang knew that the joke was almost over, so he laughed proudly and continued: "I just... called a servant in the house with my hand and asked him to bring the paper. "
"Ugh...are you sure?" Xiao Han's face turned green at this moment, and he turned around and asked with lingering fear.
"Sure!" Zhang Qiang glanced at Xiao Han and said with a smile: "Don't worry, after I finished, I washed my hands with soap. It must be because of the smell of lard soap!"
"Okay! If you're wise, I'll take note of this account first!"
After confirming that there was nothing disgusting on Zhang Qiang's hands, Xiao Han felt relieved, let go of the gorgeous vase, returned to his seat and sat down viciously.
"Why did you come here? You didn't just come to disgust me, did you?"
"Hey, look, look, a dog bites Lu Dongbin, doesn't he know a good heart? I'm your best man at the wedding? If I didn't come, would you still be able to marry a wife?"
"Humph, I want to marry you as my best friend? Do you believe that as long as I go out on the street and hook my fingers, those beauties will line up to pounce on me?"
"Tsk, tsk, I don't know if the beauties are queuing up, but I know if you really dare to hook your fingers, your uncle will definitely break your fingers off before the beauties come!"
"..."
After joking with Zhang Qiang for a while, Xiao Han felt that his anxious and guilty heart finally calmed down a little.
Zhang Qiang is indeed the person he has known the earliest. What he said just now hit the spot!
Xiao Han was really afraid of seeing Xue Pan, so he hid here.
Although, in today's Tang Dynasty, three wives and four concubines are indeed nothing. Even a beast like Liu Hongji not only married wives and concubines at home, but also kept many wives outside! I really managed to keep the red flag at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside. !
But the problem is that for Xiao Han, a good young man from later generations, marrying two wives completely subverts his original values!
Even if he really wanted to marry Zi Yi, he always felt ashamed of Xue Pan in his heart. This feeling is very similar to that of those old men next door who are caught by their wives when they cheat on someone, full of shame and guilt.
"It seems that I am still a pure person, and I have not been dyed black by the big dye vat of feudal society!" Xiao Han exhaled a long breath, shook his head, and thought quite happily!
"Huh? That girl's ass and breasts are so big?"
Unexpectedly, just when Xiao Han was feeling proud of himself, Zhang Qiang on the side looked out of the hall with gleaming eyes as if he had discovered a new world!
When Xiao Han, who was very proud of his noble sentiments just now, heard this, he jumped up from his seat, his eyes widened: "Ah? Where where? Where?! Why didn't I see it!"
