It is no exaggeration to say that the folk customs of Xiaojiazhuangzi have always been honest, even if they do not pick up things on the road or close their doors at night, it is not an exaggeration! Not to mention encountering thieves, even small things like losing things rarely happen once in a few years.
But this time, what was lost was nothing valuable, just a piece of bacon, so most people present agreed with the old man's words.
Not to mention that the woman just hung the bacon under the eaves. Even if she put it away and hid it, it would still be found by those weasels who were accustomed to wandering around the village and take it back to their dens!
Seeing that things were over, the onlookers who had no more fun to watch were about to disperse.
But unexpectedly, at this moment, another banker ran out of the alley in a panic. When he saw everyone on the street, the banker immediately shouted in a hurry: "Hey! Folks, has anyone seen my pants?"
"Pants?"
Everyone who was about to disperse was stunned when they heard this, and then all looked at the man's lower body!
Through the sparse lanterns on the roadside, it was vaguely visible that the man's pants were on his body properly, and he was not running naked on the street with his legs bare as imagined.
"Is the third child of the Chen family sleepwalking? Is he out looking for pants at night?"
After reading it carefully, everyone was speechless for a while after confirming that they had read it correctly! Among them, a few shrewish women even pointed at the lower body of the third child of the Chen family. The expressions on their faces could not tell whether they were contempt or disappointment.
"Oops. It's not the one I'm wearing!"
At this time, the third child of the Chen family also noticed his slip of the tongue, and his old face turned red with embarrassment. Fortunately, it was already dark at this time, and outsiders could not see clearly. They could only see him stamping his feet fiercely, and then he spoke and gestured. Urgently said:
"It's the pair of trousers I hung to dry in the yard. Those are new trousers I made just for the New Year! Oh, by the way, my riding crop and bridle are also missing!"
On the street, hearing the third son of the Chen family saying that there were other things missing, everyone felt their hearts tightening, and they all thought to themselves: "Is it possible that there is really a thief in this village?"
However, when they heard clearly what he had thrown away, those people were immediately speechless! After a while, I heard a voice talking to himself: "Pants, riding crop? Halter? Tsk, tsk, is this thief really good at stealing?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone around was stunned! There is even more deathly tranquility in the air!
It wasn't until the first person couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed out loud that the others burst into laughter like a flash flood!
"Hahaha... I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore! I can't breathe!"
"I...I can't breathe for a long time! Horse whip? Doesn't that thing hurt? Hahaha..."
For a time, except for some ignorant children, all the dealers in the street were laughing and crying! It's so soft that I can't even straighten my waist!
As for those shrewish women, their faces were red at this time, and they spat at the third child of the Chen family from a distance. The third child of the Chen family looked like a monk two feet tall, completely confused!
What happened? what happened? It was obviously something he had thrown away, but instead of showing sympathy, they actually laughed at him!
And just laugh at it, these shrews even spit on themselves, what the hell is going on?
"Hahaha...ahem..."
After a burst of violent laughter, seeing Chen Laosan standing there at a loss, several dealers who were almost out of breath from laughing now became even more desperate! Pointing at Chen Laosan, he asked out of breath: "Just... you didn't go back to the kang to see if your wife had been stolen?"
"Hahaha……"
As soon as these words were spoken, the laughter that had subsided just a moment ago burst out again. Almost everyone beat their chests and stamped their feet, as if they had encountered the most hilarious thing in the world! And Xiao Han, who was also mixed in the crowd, was gritting his teeth and couldn't help but grinning!
Without him, the phrase "enough fun" just came from his mouth!
At this time, there was also a slender hand on the soft flesh between his ribs, constantly pulling his flesh into thirty-six shapes...
Obviously, compared with the woman who lost her bacon, Chen Laosan's experience was undoubtedly much more unlucky!
Not only did he lose something, no one compensated him, but he was also laughed at by the neighbors. He was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time while trembling. In the end, he had to turn his head and hatefully in the midst of everyone's laughter. Rush home!
However, even his return home seems to be filled with endless fun in the eyes of others! The person who just spoke even "kindly" reminded behind his back: Chen Laosan, you must hold on for a while! Even if your mother-in-law is stolen, don’t worry about it! At least you still have a pair of pants...
"Get the fuck out of here!" In the cold wind, Chen Laosan's angry and angry voice came, followed by a burst of laughter from the people around him.
Xiao Han felt that spending the New Year's Day in his village was a great time. Not only did he watch the shocking "Fire Trees and Silver Flowers", but he also took the opportunity to watch two major dramas. It was definitely a worthwhile trip!
As for the fact that two families in Zhuangzi were robbed one after another in just half a night, it didn't enter his mind at all!
Perhaps in his opinion, what kind of thief would leave valuable things alone instead of stealing them, instead looking for weird things to steal? If he continues to steal like this, won't the thief starve to death?
Chen Laosan ran away and the crowd dispersed again. An An, who was being held by Xiao Han, was also tired at this time. She stared blankly and lay on Xiao Han's shoulder.
When Xiao Han saw this, he didn't dare to stay outside anymore for fear of freezing his daughter. He quickly picked up Xue Pan and walked quickly thinking about his home.
"Oh! Lord Marquis, you are finally back!"
All the way to the entrance of Xiao Mansion, before Xiao Han could climb the steps to enter, Butler Lu, who had already walked around in front of the house countless times like a donkey, immediately hurriedly greeted him and was about to report something.
"Don't be busy yet!" Xiao Han was shocked when he saw Butler Lu's appearance, wondering if anything weird would happen today? However, after thinking that his daughter had fallen asleep, Xiao Han still endured the uneasiness in his heart, said hello to Butler Lu, and hurried back to the room.
"What's going on!" Putting down his sleeping daughter and watching Xue Pan busy arranging her clothes, Xiao Han quietly exited the room, found Butler Lu who looked anxious, and asked: "What happened again?! "
"again?"
Butler Lu was not on the street just now, so he didn't know what happened at all. Now when he saw Xiao Han using the word "again" to ask himself, he was stunned for a moment, then he woke up, clapped his thigh and said, "My Mr. Hou! Something bad has happened! Our house was stolen by a thief!"
