"ah!!!"
Xiao Han didn't even expect that he just made a joke and made Li Shentong go crazy all of a sudden!
I saw him tearing his hair frantically a few times, tearing his fine hair like a beggar! Later, I probably felt that this was not enough, so I punched and kicked the wall next to me, sending the dust flying into the air on the poor wall!
Not to mention, in the end, Li Shentong bumped his head against the wall under Xiao Han's dumbfounded gaze! Hearing a loud "bang", he collapsed softly to the ground.
"Hello? Hello?"
Looking at Li Shentong who was paralyzed on the ground, Xiao Han still couldn't react from his confused state. He wanted to step forward to check, but he hesitated.
Not for anything else, just because what this kid did just now is exactly the same as the legendary rabies! Xiao Han thought that if he went up and was bitten by him again, wouldn't it be great fun?
"Are you...are you okay?"
Hesitantly looking around, Xiao Han wanted to find someone to step forward to check the situation for him.
But because today is the Lantern Festival, the noise on the street is too loud! Even though Li Shentong was making so much noise just now, no one noticed their alley! Even Xue Pan and Xiaodong, who came out together, were busy running to look after An An, and no one listened to his orders at all.
"Big brother, big brother, big brother...can you stop mentioning my big brother all the time?!"
Just when Xiao Han couldn't find anyone after searching for a while, and was frowning, thinking about whether to bring Xiao Qi over so that he could identify his brother, Li Shentong, whose forehead was green and red, sat up from the ground again. , leaning on the wall, murmuring with distracted eyes: "I am Li Shentong, I have been known as a child prodigy since I was a child! But why does everyone mention my brother when they see me! All of you are looking at me Brother, instead of looking at me?"
"Well……"
When Xiao Han heard Li Shentong's murmur, his cheeks twitched twice. He felt that he really couldn't guess what was going on in the minds of these rich second-generation people!
Who is Li Shentong's brother?
That's Li Jing! The first military god of the Tang Dynasty! Beat the arrogant Turks to pieces! He even captured the Great Khan and sent him to Chang'an. If nothing happened, he would let the Great Khan sing and dance for the people of the world. He was such a great person!
Such a legendary figure who has left a strong mark on history books! Even though he has now retired and no longer holds any substantive positions, he has even lived a miserable life in order to protect himself in the past two years.
But in this Tang Dynasty, who dares to despise him? Even the emperor probably wouldn’t dare!
For such an awesome person, if he could be his big brother, let alone someone else, even Xiao Han himself would probably be able to wake up laughing from his dreams at night!
How can this damn thing be worth less than thirty years of hard work? This is simply thirty lifetimes less struggle!
With such a biological brother, even if from now on he just lies down and waits for death, or even changes his ways to become a prodigal, that will be enough to ruin him for ten lifetimes!
But now, Xiao Han unexpectedly made a miraculous discovery: How come such a big brother, whom others can't even dream of, when he comes to Li Shentong, feels as if he has been wronged so much?
Could it be that this kid didn't have rabies, but rabid donkey disease?
In this case, Xiaoqi may be useless, and Xiaoqi must be taken out and identified!
Xiao Han's eyes were murmuring, and his thoughts had already flown to an unknown place!
Li Shentong, who was sitting on the ground looking miserable, could only helplessly shake his head and smile bitterly when he saw it.
He didn't need to guess, he knew what Xiao Han was thinking!
But the problem is that I am really not crazy!
He also really wants to rely on himself and go out to make a breakthrough. Even if he is not a general, just a small captain or a centurion, it is better than staying in Chang'an and being the military god in the eyes of others. younger brother!
Of course, young Li Shentong may have never thought that his so-called little captain might be a height that others could not reach in their entire lives!
"I also want to say goodbye to you when I come here this time! When you see me next time, I will teach you to stay apart for three days and treat me with admiration!"
Having just vented to the wall, the pent-up energy in Li Shentong's chest also dissipated a lot. After saying this, he stood up with difficulty holding on to the wall, and walked deeper into the alley without looking back. Walk everywhere.
"Man, why don't you bring Wu Gou? Take the fifty states of Guanshan! Please go to Qilin Pavilion for a while, like a scholar with ten thousand households?"
As Li Shentong left step by step, his childish and sad chanting sounded in the alley!
And the poem he recited was very familiar to Xiao Han! Because he relied on this poem to win the title of King of Lanterns at the Chang'an Shangyuan Festival a few years ago.
Now, Li Shentong also recited it on the Lantern Festival a few years later. I don’t know if it was a coincidence or deliberate?
"Ahem, even though I really don't want to say it..."
His eyes flickered for a few times, Xiao Han watched Li Shentong walking away in the alley, and when his back almost merged into the darkness, he coughed twice and finally said: "But you said The Guanshan Fifty States have been taken back by your brother long ago!"
"Bang..."
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, the shadow walking in the alley staggered. Li Shentong fell heavily to the ground. From behind, Xiao Han's teeth were sore. The fall must have been very painful. !
"After that place is taken back, I will go to Goryeo, Tubo, and the Western Regions! I, Li Shentong, don't believe it. The world is so big, how can there be no place for my generation to make contributions!"
With a cry of grief and anger, Li Shentong got up from the ground and left here in a state of embarrassment.
Behind him, Xiao Han looked at the shadow that left in a panic, but a smile gradually appeared at the corner of his mouth.
What a passionate young man? What a middle school ideal? This is exactly the same as myself back then! I just don’t know if he will remember these original vows after being slapped hard by reality, and whether he will be ashamed of his youth and frivolity!
"Tsk tsk, forget it, I'm too lazy to worry about it. I'm not his father, so I have no obligation to teach him to be smart. Let's just give Li Jing a headache with these bullshit things!"
After scratching his head, Xiao Han quickly put the matter behind him and strolled to the street to find Xue Pan and others.
Because in his mind, as soon as Li Shentong showed up in the army, his military god brother would definitely get the news as soon as possible!
When the time comes, it will be Li Jing's business whether to take him back to Chang'an or to act with the prince, and there is no need for him to worry about it.
