These days, no one would be willing to stay in the same military camp with a guy suffering from Hualiu disease!
Because there, not to mention eating and drinking, everyone is together. Even when sleeping at night, they just lie down on the mat casually and start snoring one after another.
Fortunately, this winter, everyone can wear some clothes to keep warm. If it is hot in summer, it goes without saying that you will definitely strip naked!
Think about a group of naked men lying together and sleeping soundly. If anyone is not careful at night, the consequences will be...
This scene, let alone seeing it, is enough to make people shudder just thinking about it!
Perhaps, precisely because of this, when Cheng Yaojin and others left overnight, they did not even inform Liu Hongji. This completely treated him like a god of plague and avoided him!
Seeing that the brother who used to be so good that he only wore a pair of trousers now regards him as an outcast, Liu Hong's basically fragile heart was even more shocked! Whenever I think about it, I can't help but curse a few words:
Didn’t we say at the beginning that we would share the blessings and suffer the hardships together? You don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but you want to die in the same year and the same month? !
Good guy, I shouted the slogan loudly, but now I am sick, and no one even visits me!
Even the New Year gifts were thrown into the concierge, and then ran away immediately, as if if you stayed for a while longer, you would be infected with a disease. What kind of beast brothers are you surrounded by?
"Xiao Han is still a brother. Although he didn't come to see me, he didn't run away either. Well, in two days, he must visit me again!" Gudong Gudong drank the jar of medicine into his stomach. Liu Hongji felt that at this time Hiccups are bound to smell like medicine. He muttered dissatisfiedly, and once again thought of his good brother, Xiao Han.
However, he didn't know that at this moment, his good brother had completely forgotten the existence of his old Liu! Every day, I was either thinking about making something good to eat at home, or running around wildly with my daughter, grabbing some New Year's money along the way, and living a life of ease and ease.
As the saying goes, when you are happy, things always fly by.
As if in the blink of an eye, the sixth day of the Lunar New Year has passed and the court meeting has resumed.
However, compared with the past, many courtiers took sick leave this time, and their reasons for taking leave were varied and different.
It has been said that even though I was struggling with food during the New Year, I still can’t get up even now.
Some people fell down when they were drunk and injured their waists. It is estimated that they will not be able to recover in three to five months.
And the most outrageous one is Lao Cheng. It is said that this gangster had a drunken fight with Xian Laiwu and Niu Jinda. As a result, both of them were injured. Up to now, both of them are bedridden. He is afraid of wind, water, and light, and he cannot see guests. His symptoms are exactly the same as the legendary rabid dog disease. It is not known who bit whom of the two in the first place.
When all kinds of reasons were mentioned, some courtiers who didn't know the inside story thought that the emperor would be furious, and then issued a decree to let these bastards come to work immediately!
As a result, what surprised them was that for such a bizarre reason, the emperor actually believed it, and with a stroke of his pen, he approved it directly for them!
Looking at the approved leave note, some greedy officials who had not had enough time during the New Year also drooled over each other, secretly wondering if they should also have a sprained foot, and they would also be recuperating at home for ten days and a half.
However, this is just a thought! If we really want them to rest, these people will probably cry and jump in opposition again! After all, suspending one's job and retaining salary is a trivial matter. If the emperor accidentally discovers that the yamen can operate normally, or even run more smoothly, with or without itself, wouldn't it be like shooting oneself in the foot?
Furthermore, having so many people asking for leave in the court does not seem to be a bad thing for others. After all, the people asking for leave are all as good as Cheng Yaojin, Duan Zhixuan, and Yuchi are as stupid as a fool!
These guys are all troublemakers in the court, and they have done a lot to fight against each other even if they disagree with each other! Now that these troublemakers in the court have disappeared, both the order and the atmosphere in the Golden Palace have suddenly changed! Even the voice of the Censor Yanguan was a bit louder.
Without those bastards, they no longer have to worry about whether they will be suddenly put in a sack on the way home after making a report and then given a sound beating!
On the first day of the court meeting, Xiao Han also came to court.
However, since he doesn't have a permanent job now, he doesn't need to come every day. He just needs to come here on the first day of work and wish the emperor a happy New Year.
Going to work is boring at any time, and Xiao Han is no exception.
As usual, after entering the hall, he first chose a steaming pillar. Next, Xiao Han stuffed a cushion under his butt, leaned against one behind his back, and finally held one in his arms, and began to yawn. Listen to other ministers fawning over the emperor.
This time, for some unknown reason, the elders of the three dynasties did not come. After asking several officials around, they all said they did not know, which made Xiao Han somewhat worried.
However, worry is worry, and you still have to sleep and fish.
Leaning against the pillar, he spent the morning in a daze. After the court was over, Xiao Han struggled to get up. While walking out with the minister, he considered what to eat in the evening.
"Master Xiao, His Majesty asked you to wait."
Just when Xiao Han arrived at the door of the main hall, before his front foot stepped out of the door, a high-pitched voice came from behind. Xiao Han was stunned when he heard it, and the foot he took out also hung in the air. among.
"Your Majesty is looking for me?" Turning his head in surprise, Xiao Han retracted his feet, looked at the eunuch in a red robe and asked: "Eunuch Hong, what does your Majesty want to see me for?"
It turned out that the person who stopped him was Eunuch Hong, the chief eunuch in the palace!
"Haha, Lord Marquis is joking." When Eunuch Hong heard Xiao Han ask him, he quickly smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Your Majesty's Sacred Heart is dictatorial, how can this old slave know? But..."
At this point, Eunuch Hong suddenly lowered his voice, looked around closely at all the civil and military officials who were almost gone, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Your Majesty doesn't look good."
"Oh!" Xiao Han's heart moved, and he immediately turned away countless thoughts, but there was no trace of it on his face.
"Okay, I understand. Eunuch, go and get busy. I'll just wait here!" He smiled and cupped his hands to Eunuch Hong. As they cupped their hands, three golden leaves silently slid down the sleeves and onto Hong Eunuch's sleeves. In the hands of the father-in-law, the wrinkles on the old eunuch's face seemed to melt away with joy.
