Of course, just like being a human being, you may be able to make everyone hate you! But you can never make everyone like you!
On the Golden Palace, countless envoys congratulated each other, and the emperors and ministers of the Tang Dynasty burst into laughter. Some ministers even suggested that the former lord of the grassland, Jieli, be brought out and let him sing and dance for the envoys to cheer them up. hour.
A middle-aged man wearing a large black broad-brimmed hat like a hat and a white double-breasted robe, with a big, beardless face, as if his whole face had been patted with bricks, and had no sense of three-dimensionality, suddenly jumped out of the crowd of envoys. out.
"Dare you ask the emperor of the Celestial Dynasty! Why did you cut off the food and cloth trade with our country, Korea, for no reason?"
After hearing a cold shout from the middle-aged man, the court that was bustling just now seemed as if someone had pressed the mute button, and it instantly became silent!
Next, all the officials and guards in the hall, including Xiao Han, stretched their necks and looked at the person who spoke!
"Shua..."
Now, there was no need for anyone to give orders. The envoys from various countries who were already worried because they heard about the miserable life of the Lord of the Grassland: Jieli, immediately trembled when they found that everyone was looking towards them, like Like the God of Plague, he hurriedly moved aside!
The crowd parted like a tide, and in just a moment, the middle-aged man's surroundings were clean, and no one dared to get close to him!
"Who are you?" Looking at the middle-aged man standing alone under His Majesty Jin, Xiao Lizi's eyes flickered a few times and he asked slowly.
"The foreign minister is the envoy of Goguryeo, Yeon Gaesumun..." When the man saw Li Shimin asking the question, he was not frightened. He still held his head high and replied in a high-pitched voice!
"What? Is he Yeon Gaesumun?" Behind the crowd, Xiao Han, who was standing on tiptoe and looking forward, almost had his eyes popping out when he heard the name!
What the hell? Is this zombie-faced Goryeo god of war, Yeon Gae So-moon, the god of war who was blown away by a stick? Didn't he say that he was eight feet tall, had an eight-foot waist, was handsome, and was good at using five swords, making him an unparalleled hero in the world?
Why, in Bangzi’s world, is this just called good looks? Or have they started using racial skills and cosmetic surgery since then? Or is it the kind of surgery you do directly in your mind?
However, Xiao Han, who was full of random thoughts, never thought: according to them, if he is eight feet tall and has an eight-foot waist, then he is a damn ball! They're all already in a ball, and there's still a Toshiro with a ball?
Here, Xiao Han was still in shock, but he heard the man pause and continue: "The foreign minister is the younger brother of General Yuan Gaisuwen, Yuanren Liping! I am here on an envoy under the order of Brother Nai!"
"Uh..." Xiao Han immediately woke up from the shock after hearing the second half of the sentence. The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he suddenly had the urge to hit someone! This stick man is indeed worthy of being called an enemy. When we talk, can't we finish it all at once? Do we have to breathe so loudly?
"Yeongae Sumoon?"
On the dragon chair, Li Shimin, who also heard the name, frowned slightly, and the displeasure on his face flashed away. He glanced at his enemy lightly and asked, "Are you sent by Yeon Gaesumun? Then why don’t your kings of Goguryeo and King Yeongliu send envoys here?”
"Our king is ill!" Speaking of his own king, a sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he casually cupped his hands and said, "My eldest brother Yuengai Suwen can make the decision on these matters!"
"presumptuous"
After hearing this, one of the ministers finally couldn't sit still. A censor who was only in the sixth or seventh grade became furious, jumped up, pointed at the enemy and wanted to scold him. However, before the scolding words could be uttered, he was killed on the dragon throne. Xiao Lizi waved his hand and stopped him again.
"Yeongae Suwen? I've heard of him!" After stopping the angry censor who was shaking all over, Xiao Lizi not only didn't take it seriously, but also put on a kind face and said to the enemy: "Since It's him who sent you to ask about this matter, so I can't refute his reputation. To tell you the truth, I have never issued an imperial edict to cut off trade in the land of Liaodong and Hebei. It's just that the weather is cold this year, and the food and cloth are... How can I trade with you if things are in short supply and I don’t even have enough for myself?”
"Oh?" Seeing that Li Shimin seemed to have great respect for his brother, the enemy's face immediately showed a look of pride. He nodded and continued: "I see! However, this year is not going well, and I, Korea, We need those grains and cloths very much! In my opinion, it’s better to let your people save a province and endure hardship, and then give us these things first..."
As soon as these words came out, not only the censor suddenly changed his color, but even Xiao Han's face was as black as ink!
Good guy, it turns out that this shameless tradition of Bangzi has been passed down from their ancestors! As expected, he is full of despicableness from the very core!
"No, New Year's Eve, I can't let him piss me off to death! Do you have any weapons? A long sword or a broadsword will do. It's best to have a three-pointed two-edged Fangtian painted halberd!" He took a deep breath. , Xiao Han gritted his teeth and asked several officials around him!
And when those officials heard his words, they were stunned. Long sword? Big knife? And Fang Tian Hua Ji? What kind of tiger and wolf words did this Lord Xiao say? In the palace, can I bring that thing with me? Aren't you afraid of being regarded as an assassin, chopped into 108 pieces and thrown out to feed the dogs?
"What nonsense are you talking about? Sit down!" At the critical moment, Qiu Fu spoke. He snorted coldly and scolded Xiao Han angrily: "How old are you? Can't you change your temper? Look? It’s rare to see yourself doing it yourself!”
"Watching a show?" After hearing these two words, Xiao Han, who was furious, finally calmed down a little.
"Old man, are you saying that this is just a play?" Xiao Han slowly sat down next to the Panlong Pillar and asked Qiu Fu suspiciously.
"It's not a play, but is it still real?" Qiu Fu snorted and continued: "Didn't you notice that the court was extraordinarily quiet today?"
"Quiet?" Xiao Han looked around in surprise, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart!
Yes, the court today is indeed a little too quiet! In the past, if anyone dared to show the slightest disrespect to Xiao Lizi, the generals would have exploded. But now, except for a little censor, no one else has spoken out!
During the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the Goguryeo regime changed the name of the country to Goryeo, omitting the "sentence" in the middle, which was indeed more beautiful. Judging from the inscriptions unearthed from archeology, Goguryeo had been renamed "Goryeo" at least during the period of King Wenjinmyeong (492-519), who called himself "King Goryeo", but many people in the Central Plains still call him Goguryeo. , briefly explained here.