Obviously, it seems that the emperor is the only one in the world who can think of having a barbecue in the palace hall and put it into action!
"Well, no, I'm drunk, I want to go home..."
After being blown by the cold wind, I was shocked to realize this! Xiao Han, who was still pushing the window, his lips trembled a few times, and he just wanted to give himself a big mouth right away!
Of course, if it was not illegal to hit the emperor, he even wanted to give Xiao Lizi a slap in the face!
Brother! If you really want to win people's hearts, you don't have to do this, right? I almost didn't eat the sheep, but the senior executives of Datang were served in one pot!
If you really feel sorry for yourself, you can get some more gold and silver jewelry and send them to your home, especially yellow, orange, and golden gold. Send two more boxes, which is guaranteed to be more effective than roasting ten elephants.
Xiao Han was about to cry but had no tears, but Cheng Yaojin on the side reacted very quickly. While others were still stunned, he rushed forward, hugged Xiao Han, and said with a smile: "Haha Haha, it doesn’t matter if you’re drunk, come on, come on, I, Old Cheng, have a secret recipe passed down from our ancestors, it’s called wine hangover cure!”
"Tsk tsk, that's right! The last time I drank with someone, I tried the hangover effect of this wine. Well, it was unforgettable! I must let him try it for himself today!"
Who can come to this side hall, who is not the best among the best? As soon as Cheng Yaojin finished speaking, Tang Jian, who was sitting by the charcoal fire, was already holding his beard and laughing!
And with these two people's banter, the slightly awkward atmosphere returned to normal instantly.
As for Xiao Lizi, he didn't even hear Xiao Han scolding him. He just smiled and cut off a piece of meat from the roasted golden lamb leg, then gently picked up the salt shaker on the side and sprinkled salt into the meat. !
"Haha, it's rare for Xiao Han to come back! Today there are only brothers here, no monarchs and ministers. Come and try the meat I personally roasted for you!"
A jar of salt was poured on the meat, and the meat was almost buried under the salt. Little Plum nodded with satisfaction, stood up and handed the plate to Xiao Han.
Xiao Han trembled and took the meat, staring blankly at the salt on the meat, no! It was meat in the salt. It took a long time before he said in a trembling voice, "...Thank you, big brother, for giving me the meat!"
Xiao Lizi nodded with satisfaction: "Well, eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold!"
Cheng Yaojin also echoed with a smirk on his face: "Yes, yes! Eat quickly! If you feel it's bland, I still have salt here!"
When he heard that salt was needed, Xiao Han immediately shivered and waved his hands hastily: "No! No need! You should keep it for yourself!"
"Then eat quickly!"
"That's it! Don't waste your time!"
Under the persuasion of a group of malicious animals around him, Xiao Han was "moved" to tears!
He was about to suddenly close his eyes and put the mutton with "seasoning" into his mouth! Unintentionally, I discovered that Yuchi Dasha was so happy that he couldn't even close his mouth!
The already big mouth was now so wide that it could fit a fist directly into it!
So, Xiao Han rolled his eyes and suddenly pointed at him and shouted: "Brother Yuchi, why do you open your mouth so wide? Maybe you are hungry! I don't dare to eat alone, brother, so I'll give it to you first!"
"Gah?"
Yuchi Gong, who was grinning and preparing to see Xiao Han make a fool of himself, was stunned when he heard this. A bad premonition suddenly flashed through his heart, but before he could close his mouth hastily, Xiao Han had already jumped up, using both hands to cut the mutton without a trace. The rest was poured into his mouth! And finally he shook the plate so that the remaining salt grains could roll into his big mouth! Looking at this posture, otherwise the plate would be too big to fit in. He might even be able to throw the plate in too!
"Ah!!! Hold the grass! Bah, bah, bah! Hold the grass!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Accompanied by a scream with a trembling sound, a group of bastards around him who were waiting to watch the excitement immediately laughed until they could not survive! They are here to watch the excitement. As for whether the excitement is Xiao Han or Yuchi Dasha, it really doesn't matter!
Moreover, watching Dasha Yuchi make a fool of himself seems more enjoyable than watching Xiao Han make a fool of himself! Especially Cheng Yaojin and Duan Zhixuan, who had been beaten by Yuchi Dasha before, saw him jumping up and down, their faces changed because of the shame, and they were swaying with laughter, unable to stand firmly. People can't help but worry whether they will fall into the charcoal fire, and like the poor sheep, they will be roasted golden and crispy.
If most of the excitement in the main hall is filled with falsehood and hypocrisy, then today in this side hall, there is only sincere joy!
As Xiao Lizi said at the beginning, there are no kings or ministers here today, only brothers!
Yuchi Dasha, who had suffered a loss, wanted to bring bad luck to Xiao Han, but was stopped by Qin Shubao. With Cheng Yaojin fanning the flames, they quickly started to fight each other with blushing faces!
During the chasing and fighting, everyone seemed to have returned to the original Qin Prince's Mansion, back to the time when their brothers fought on the battlefield together, drank from a large bowl together, and ate meat with large mouthfuls.
At that time, Xiao Lizi was not the emperor, and Cheng Yaojin and the others were not the dukes, but they were very happy, happier than ever!
At this time, they finally relived the brotherly relationship they had before. The only regret is: Liu Hongji is not here!
After being diagnosed, he could only shed tears and stay silently in a corner of the main hall drinking.
After a long time, the charcoal fire extinguished, and the ashes still exuding residual warmth were blown by the wind, and a few sparks lit up from time to time, but they were extinguished in the blink of an eye.
On the bonfire, a large sheep had been eaten and only a skeleton was left. When the dogs saw it, they had to shake their heads in disgust!
But even so, the drunk Yu Chigong still hugged a mutton leg bone and took a bite from time to time, as if the mutton leg was Xiao Han's thigh.
"Go for a walk?"
In the mess, Li Shimin and Xiao Han were the rare people who remained sober. After all, among the two, Xiao Han had a very large capacity for alcohol, and because his mood became more comfortable, drinking was like a whale sucking water. , can’t see the bottom line at all.
And Xiao Lizi, hey... Even though he said that there are no kings and ministers today, who can convince him to die? So in the end, there were only two people in the room who were slightly sober.
"good!"
Shaking his heavy head, Xiao Han forced a smile to Xiao Lizi. He was still conscious now, but so much alcohol still made his body a little sluggish.
After a while.
One monarch and one minister went outside the palace one after the other.
The wind had stopped at this time, but the snow was even heavier than before! In just this moment, the snow on the ground was enough to cover people's feet, but the snow in the sky still fell tirelessly in pieces.
