If you want to ask, what spreads the fastest in this world? It is estimated that the first reaction in many people's minds is light!
But now, Xiao Han discovered: It turns out that gossip is the fastest spreading and widest spread in the world. Moreover, it is not limited by terrain and space. As long as there is a hole, it can spread. The story is known to everyone!
As the sky can tell, one night is just one night!
When Xiao Han had packed up and went out again, he immediately felt that the eyes of the people around him had changed!
Even his most loyal butler looked at him with a bit of worry, a bit of annoyance, and a bit of sadness for his misfortune and anger for his inability to fight!
"Did you really get that?"
Zhang Qiang, who came back from nowhere, rushed into the house. After seeing Xiao Han, he didn't ask him how he got out of trouble, let alone how he got out of the Qinling Mountains. Instead, the first sentence he asked him was whether there were rumors outside. true!
Moreover, this bastard can just ask, everyone can come closer and whisper in private! But why do you start questioning loudly even though there is a moon gate?
I didn’t see that the servants around me were no longer interested in doing their work, and all of them had their ears stretched out longer than a donkey!
"Nonsense! Who is talking nonsense! Don't let me catch you!" Xiao Han stared at Zhang Qiang outside the Moon Gate with great sadness and anger!
Didn't he accompany Liu Hongji, an old pervert, to Sun Simiao's place? Why did the owner of the rumors become himself when he woke up? I have been clean and tidy for so long, but who did I offend? !
Also, where did this rumor come from? Xiao Han himself never said it, and Sun Simiao was too lazy to discuss these things! And Daniel? This guy is also an honest person, and it is impossible for his big mouth to be spread all over the world. The origin of this rumor is really intriguing!
"No, no, why is the reaction so big?" Zhang Qiang was a little bit resentful at Xiao Han's denial. He muttered lowly, but his feet did not move at all. It seemed that he would not move until he got Sun Simiao's confirmation. It's within three feet of Xiao Han.
"me……"
It is painful to be regarded as a source of infection, especially such an unspeakable source of infection!
If Xiao Han hadn't gone to Chang'an today to attend a banquet organized by the emperor, so he was wearing a complicated court uniform and had to grab Zhang Qiang and spit on his face!
Night banquet at the palace.
This rule has actually been around since Li Yuan's time. It means that every time before the Chinese New Year, the emperor would always organize a banquet for civil and military officials in the palace to reward the ministers who had been busy for a year and encourage them to serve the court again next year. Work hard.
This point is similar to the popular annual meetings in later generations. I don’t know if the annual meetings in later generations spread from here.
The palace night banquet, since it is a night banquet, means that it is held at night, so the ministers who have just been on vacation naturally do not need to go too early.
And the reason why Xiao Han went out early in the morning was just because he had no choice! The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and he still has many new year gifts to give, so he just happened to go to Chang'an today to do this together.
After spending several years in Datang, Xiao Han now hates the "bad habit" of giving gifts during the New Year the most!
No one else, just because among the people who are familiar with him, Xiao Han himself is the one with the smallest age, seniority, and title!
Therefore, every New Year's Eve, Xiao Han had to go door to door to give gifts. I won't say how much he spent on these New Year's gifts, nor how much thought he put into them!
Just saying that if you are going to someone like Li Jing or Li Ji, it's easy. You can just put down your things, say a few words, and then go to the next home with the gift in return.
But we have to go to Cheng Yaojin, Duan Zhixuan’s house...
Tsk tsk, often when the front-footed person enters, the door behind him will be locked with a bang, and then the wind will blow. The next second, a group of big men will pop out from nowhere, carrying various kinds of wine, and resist him with a fierce smile, and go to Go to the wine table battlefield!
However, the situation this year seems a bit strange. For example, when Cheng Yaojin received Xiao Han, the gangsters of the family were very polite!
Even the three-piece set of bear hugs, shoulder pats, and smiles that were necessary in the past are gone today!
On the contrary, Xiao Han took a step forward, and the bastard took three steps back. On his big bearded face, it was clearly written: "Don't come over here!" Several big words!
Moreover, Xiao Han soon discovered that not only Cheng Yaojin was like this, but Duan Zhixuan and Yuchi Dasha were also like this!
Tang Jian, Fang Xuanling and the others didn't even show their faces. They said, "My master said he was not at home!" Xiao Han's nose almost became angry.
Even if you want to deal with me, you should be more serious about it. My master said he is not at home? How stupid does one have to be to believe this?
However, Qi returned to Qi, and Xiao Han had nothing to do with these people now. After all, last night, he treated Liu Hongji, who had been with him through life and death, like this, let alone these people.
Flower willow disease!
In the Tang Dynasty, this disease was by no means just an internal disease. The bigger reason was that in this era, it was an infectious disease that was extremely difficult to treat. Even the staff of the Imperial Medical Office with superb medical skills were often at a loss. , and had to sit back and watch it develop and grow little by little until the patient died.
This can be learned from those emperors who died of Hualiu disease! Even the emperor who owns the world can't cure this disease, let alone other people!
In addition, the disease comes from an unspeakable place, and the title of Xiao Han's pervert has been popular in Chang'an for a long time. In the eyes of many people, it is normal for him, who has always been a romantic man, to have this disease, but it is strange!
If he had to explain this to everyone one by one, from beginning to end, he would have no choice but to have only one woman! Those people would probably think that Xiao Han was insulting their intelligence.
Even a child knows that the empress of Miyuan County is a lecherous person. If you come here and tell me that he is a gentleman, he will not even go to the brothels that are the favorites of scholar-bureaucrats. Do you think I will believe it?
"Hey, that's it! The more you explain, the more confusing it becomes. This way, no one will be annoyed and it will be peaceful!"
In the end, Xiao Han, who was depressed in his heart, could only silently accept the shit basin placed on his head, and then comforted himself in his heart: After all, he had a mouth on someone else's face, and he really couldn't control it.
There were a lot of broken things in the car. When Xiao Han finished delivering the last things, the palace gate opened!
The ministers who had been waiting at the palace gate for a long time walked into the Tai Chi Palace with happy faces and complimented each other. Among the dense crowd, only Xiao Han and Liu Hongji were left alone. It looked strange.