"Congratulations to Your Majesty!"
This morning's meeting has finally come to an end.
The already hungry ministers watched eagerly as Xiao Lizi moved to the back cabinet, and immediately hurriedly walked out of the hall, not even bothering to take a look at the Japanese envoy who was still dumbfounded.
The emperor's view of the Japanese country basically determines their view of the Japanese people! Not to mention that these Japanese people had just offended Xiao Han. At this time, they would only be afraid of avoiding the Japanese people, so they would not show any mercy to them at this moment.
Of course, not everyone is like this.
Some of the ministers stopped and looked at them with complicated expressions before slowly walking outside.
"This son got into such a violent fight just after he came back, but His Majesty still defends him like this! How can he be so angry? He is clearly using these people from the Japanese country to declare to all those who have evil thoughts about him: He Xiao Han , still the same Xiao Han as before!"
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Tai Chi Palace, Liang Yi Palace.
After taking off his cumbersome dragon robe, Li Shimin only wore a bright yellow round-collared toga and sat in the hall. In the hall, the earth dragon burning was in full swing, and the faint rising heat made people feel like they were in Jiangnan in May, rather than Chang'an in the middle of winter.
"Your Majesty, you don't know! This idiot Liu Hongji was so hungry that he thought like last time and went to find a black bear to kill for meat! But the bear was not found and was almost killed by a wild boar. If we hadn't rescued him in time, , the wild boar rushed into the depths of the forest with him!"
Xiao Han, who was still slovenly, sat cross-legged on the expensive cashmere carpet and was vividly telling Li Shimin the story of their avalanche. Liu Hongji, who was listening to the side, rolled his eyes and couldn't help but interrupt: "Fart." ! I remember you were the fastest runner at that time, right? Besides, just tell His Majesty, did you eat that pork?"
"I ate it! How about it!" Xiao Han put his hands on his hips and glared at Liu Hongji confidently: "I did my part, why not eat a piece of meat! If it weren't for me, how could the wild boar be caught so easily?"
"Wait!" Hearing this, Li Shimin also became interested, and regardless of the etiquette of monarchs and ministers, he also came to Xiao Han and sat down cross-legged, and asked him: "How did you catch the wild boar? "
"Ahem..." Xiao Han suddenly blushed when he heard Xiao Lizi's question. He pursed his lips for a long time but did not say anything. Instead, Liu Hongji laughed and beat his chest and feet, almost out of breath. Come!
"He...he..." Liu Hongji pointed at Xiao Han and said intermittently.
"Liu! If you dare to tell me, I will break off our relationship with you!" Upon seeing this, Xiao Han blushed and stared at Liu Hongji fiercely, staring at Liu Hongji until he dared not speak.
And just when Xiao Han breathed a sigh of relief and thought that the matter was over, Ren Qing, who was standing behind him, suddenly said quietly: "To answer your Majesty's question, General Liu thought there was a bear in the cave, so he kept on guard, but he was caught off guard. A wild boar rushed out from below, and he couldn't dodge on the spot, so he rode on the back of the wild boar. The wild boar was enraged and saw Xiao Hou running in front, so he chased after him regardless!"
"Well……"
Hearing this, Li Shimin's eyes widened! Through Ren Qing's simple description, an image of a pig-riding warrior chasing Xiao Han howling all the way appeared in his mind! It's just such a tragic thing, but why does it sound so funny to him? !
"Hmph...hum..."
Using great perseverance to control himself not to laugh out loud, Li Shimin asked with slightly trembling lips: "What happened next?"
"Then?" Ren Qing took a breath, and a smile appeared on his stiff face: "Then Xiao Hou panicked and hit a big tree that only four or five people could hug, and fell to the side. , and the wild boar was unable to brake in time, and also hit it, knocking him unconscious..."
"The man hit the tree, and the pig also hit the tree?"
This time, Li Shimin was stunned for a while, and finally couldn't hold it back any longer, and burst into laughter. He was laughing so hard that he couldn't sit still, and fell softly to the ground!
Moreover, the laughter was so loud that even the servants waiting outside the palace didn't realize it and thought secretly, what's wrong with your majesty? How long has it been since he laughed so happily?
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Seeing that the emperor was laughing so hard that he almost died, Liu Hongji couldn't help but laughed forward and backward.
Xiao Han was angry, his face darkened, he pointed at him and said angrily: "You are still laughing! You forgot that you were also on the pig's back and hit the tree with him!"
"Gah..." Liu Hongji's laughter stopped abruptly!
When Li Shimin heard this, he laughed so hard that he couldn't help but lie on the ground and hammered the floor tiles hard, with tears streaming down his face!
He is now full of curiosity about how many people traveled to the Qinling Mountains! If he hadn't heard from the beginning that Xiao Han and the others had killed the wild boar for meat, he would have really wanted to see with his own eyes what this wild boar that overturned two great generals looked like.
At noon that day, hearty laughter could be heard from time to time in the Liangyi Palace, and Liu Hongji once again liked to mention his nickname, General Riding a Pig! As for Xiao Han, he no longer has the nickname "Zhu Chai General".
Perhaps this is how it should be between friends. Some things that may seem embarrassing to outsiders, among brothers and friends, become an interesting story that can make people smack their lips.
Talking and laughing, it was past noon.
Xiao Han and the others had lunch in the palace, because they had already had a solid meal in Lantian. This time they had a much more elegant meal, not like they were in Lantian, where they were like hungry ghosts trying to grab food. eat.
Picking up a piece of venison with chopsticks, Xiao Han suddenly remembered the strange behavior of others when he went to court. He couldn't help but put down his chopsticks and asked Li Shimin at the other table: "By the way, Your Majesty, we are waiting for an avalanche." , who delivered it to Chang'an?"
"Oh, it's your loyal servant, the stupid one, yes, it seems to be called a stupid person!" Li Shimin's cheeks were sore from laughing in the morning. At this time, he felt a little uncomfortable while eating, and he put down his chopsticks after hearing this. , took a sip of tea and replied.
"Who? A fool?" When Xiao Han heard what Li Shimin said, he was stunned for a moment, and then a surge of ecstasy filled his chest! He stood up hurriedly and asked: "It's really him?! Is he okay? Where is he now?"
"At the Imperial Medical Office!" Li Shimin pointed outside, and then seeing Xiao Han's expression changed drastically, he added: "There is nothing serious about him. He is just overworked and has some frostbite on his body. I have asked someone from the Imperial Medical Office to replace him." After diagnosis and treatment, you can go see him later!"
