"Profiteer! Wait a minute and I will blow up your stall and burn down your shop!"
In the latrine, Liu Hongji, who had two rags stuffed in his nostrils, was gnashing his teeth and cursing the unscrupulous innkeeper. He was completely unaware that two heads were popping up quietly on the wall beside him.
"Bald head! Still bald? What I hate most in my life is bald head!"
The man who had finally regained his composure had already picked up the bricks again, stepped on the cracks in the stones, and climbed up the toilet wall. Then he looked inside through the sparse starlight in the sky and saw Liu Hongji's shiny head. , suddenly felt that old and new hatreds were rushing into my heart!
"Go to hell!" He cursed fiercely, and the man didn't hesitate, raised his hand vigorously, and smashed the brick on the bald head!
"Boom..."
"Ouch! My head!"
The next second, a crisp impact sound came, the sound was very much like the wooden fish knocked by the old monk in the temple! Then, Liu Hongji's screams were heard filling the night sky.
"Why does this voice sound so familiar?"
On the wall, the man who heard the scream was stunned, and then he was stunned on the spot!
He was not shocked because the brick did not knock his bald head unconscious, but because this voice sounded so familiar.
It seems that in the most miserable dreams, I can often relive this voice!
"Who! Who hit me with a brick? Uh..."
In the toilet, Liu Hongji, who was covering his head, looked up angrily. Next, he saw the familiar face on the wall that was filled with surprise, fear, and panic!
"It's you!"
"It's you!"
Two screams sounded almost at the same time! The man on the wall widened his eyes and looked at that extremely familiar face with a distorted expression. His body was like sieving chaff and he was trembling violently!
"Not good! I've been discovered. Feng Jie, pull!"
Next to him, the stupid-looking fat man saw that the situation was not good, and his obese body became extremely flexible in an instant. He yelled and ran towards the wall like a rabbit!
Perhaps because he ran so fast, he couldn't find the dog hole he got in for a while! The fat man was so anxious that he finally jumped over the wall with all his strength, sprinted down the street, and disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye.
"Can't outrun them? Can't outrun you?"
This sentence, which was insidiously mocking the fat man in my mind when I came up with it, now seems really ironic...
He stared blankly at the fat man running away. The man wanted to run away at this time!
But under the evil star's gaze, one of his legs felt as if they were filled with lead. Apart from being beaten, it had no effect. He could only watch Liu Hongji put on his pants with a sinister smile and pull off the two pieces of cloth on his nose. , and then walked towards him step by step.
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Jiangnan!
This is worthy of being a land of outstanding people, richness and splendor!
Even though it is already the cold winter season, the people on the road and the shops along the street are still bustling and lively. Even a clump of wintersweet on the roadside stands proudly in the cold wind, blooming, wanting to be seen by the world. to its beauty.
"On this day last year, in this door, the human face and the peach blossoms reflected each other's red color. I don't know where the human face went, but the peach blossoms still smiled in the spring breeze!"
Rushing all the way back to Jiangnan from Guangzhou, Xiao Han couldn't help but become inspired by poetry when he saw this familiar street, and composed a poem to express his feelings.
After reciting a poem, Xiao Han proudly stood on the shaft of the car as if he was alone and begging for defeat, ready to accept the enthusiastic praise of the loser.
Unexpectedly, before the praise came, another discordant voice came over first.
"Ahem, Xiao Han, even though I'm a rough guy and don't know much about poetry, I still know that it's winter. Where are the peach blossoms and where is the spring breeze?" Liu Hongji rolled his eyes and mumbled with a weird look on his face. With.
"You know nothing!" Xiao Han's cheeks trembled, and he quickly glanced at Liu Hongji pretending to be profound, and snorted as if he was disdainful: "You ordinary people, can you understand the ideological realm of this great poet Xiao? Have you never heard of that? As an old saying goes? As long as you have the sea in your heart, the Maldives is everywhere!”
"oh……"
After listening to Xiao Han's explanation, Liu Hongji suddenly understood, nodded repeatedly, and then asked: "By the way, what is a horse taking me with me? Does that thing have anything to do with the sea?"
"Plop..."
Xiao Han staggered and almost fell out of the car. Fortunately, the driver saw that the situation was not good and quickly dropped his whip and jumped up to support him.
"What are you going to do?" Liu Hongji was also startled by Xiao Han's actions and asked again hurriedly: "You don't want to demonstrate it yourself? Oh, I understand! Maldives, you want to replace Ma Are you dragging me with you? Hehe, that’s so embarrassing..."
"Get out! Get out without stopping!" Xiao Han, who had stabilized his figure, had a face as dark as ink, and pointed angrily at Liu Hongji with one hand! From the looks of it, otherwise he wouldn't be able to beat this tough guy, and he would have rushed up and put a halter on him by now.
"Hangchi, bangchi..."
In the team, there was a man with the same bare head listening to the conversation between the two people. At this time, he finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He lowered his head and gasped!
When Liu Hongji heard the voice, he turned gloomily and slowly turned his head to look at this person. The person probably noticed something was wrong and immediately straightened his face when he saw this, except for the corners of his mouth that could not help but twitch.
Unfortunately, this trick of his may be useful against Ren Qing, who is willing to be reasonable, but against Liu Hongji? Then save it!
"Bang!"
"Ah~"
The next second, following Liu Hongji's big kick, the bald man immediately howled miserably and flew out from the horse with his teeth and claws open. A flash of golden light flashed in mid-air, and the light was dazzling.
This unfortunate man is an old acquaintance, at least to Xiao Han! Because he is the caravan boss of Lingnan Nande Mansion, Boss Chen.
I still remember that when I was in Shi'an City, because I knew Xiao Han's identity, and because I offended Feng An, the King of Lingnan, they were severely punished.
The frightened Boss Chen didn't even dare to return to Nande Mansion. He hid all the way and lived in Lingfeng County, becoming an idle man on the streets.
And because there was no news in the county at that time, when Boss Chen knew that Xiao Han and the others had arrived in Guangzhou and was so frightened that he wanted to run away in a hurry, Xiao Han and others were already approaching the county.
Everyone knows what happened next.
Because Boss Chen was afraid that Xiao Han would send someone to search him, he immediately packed up his things and prepared to run away! It was also at this time that I accidentally learned that a group of wealthy young men had come to the city.
Therefore, Boss Chen, who was worried about the lack of money, had the mentality of not doing anything but not doing anything, so he roped in his pig teammates and prepared to make a deal to collect enough money to escape.
But he didn't want to make a mistake and bumped into the evil star of his life again, Liu Hongji!
