If in his previous life, Xiao Han, who claimed to live in a civilized society and a technological society, would have scorned such weird things as Gu insects.
However, as he came to the world of Datang without warning, Xiao Han's worldview that he had believed in for more than 20 years completely collapsed overnight!
Because whether it was Newton or Einstein, even if they pulled Lao Tzu and Mo Tzu out of the coffin, they probably would not be able to explain how they could cross a thousand years in one step and come to this world inexplicably.
"Ahem, I'm not afraid, I just think those things are not to my liking!"
Blushing, how could Xiao Han have the nerve to admit that he was afraid of bugs hiding in the unfamiliar dishes, so he didn't dare to move his chopsticks from beginning to end? So he had to forcefully find a reason to excuse himself, but even he didn't seem to believe the reason he gave.
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Han said this, not only did Liu Hongji sneer at him, but even the corners of Ren Qing's mouth, which had always been calm, twitched slightly, as if to say: I want to believe you, I am the one!
"Pfft..."
Just when several people in the room were staring at each other and the atmosphere fell into silence, someone suddenly made a "poof" sound at the door and laughed.
"who!"
In the room, Ren Qing and Liu Hongji were startled when they heard laughter and immediately looked towards the door.
"Kekeke..."
With a string of laughter as clear as silver bells, the door of the room where Xiao Han and the others were located was slowly opened, and Xun'er, dressed in a Miao girl's costume, laughed so hard that she was out of breath and entered the room.
"Is it you?! Just when I heard the sound, I thought someone's hen was laying eggs!"
Xiao Han, who sat up from the hammock, knew that this little girl must be laughing at his timidity, but with many years of shameless experience, he just blushed slightly and immediately retorted.
"you……"
really! Hearing Xiao Han open his mouth and describe her as a hen laying eggs, Xun'er, who had been laughing so hard just now, immediately widened her eyes, opened and closed her small mouth, pointed at Xiao Han and was speechless for a long time.
"What am I?" Xiao Han confidently rolled down from the hammock and said with his hands on his hips: "Also! Where are your adults? How come the guests come to visit and the master doesn't even show his face? Just you, a yellow-haired girl. Reception? Are there any other courtesy?"
"You, you are the yellow-haired girl!"
Xun'er was already gnashing his teeth at Xiao Han's anger. He just wanted to go out and call the tribesmen immediately, tie up the bastard in front of him, hang it on the big tree outside, and dry him for a hundred days just like they usually make bacon. Hundred days!
"Hmph, I will never be a yellow-haired girl in this life!"
When it comes to quarrels, Xiao Han has never convinced anyone in his life! If you don’t believe it, just look at those censors in the court who relied on their words. Several of them fainted from his anger, let alone this little girl who was not very experienced in the world!
Therefore, he deliberately looked Xun'er up and down in a mean-spirited manner, pinched his chin and said, "But you, tsk tsk..."
"me…"
Xun'er was almost furious at Xiao Han's action, and her pair of small white hands kept changing various shapes around her waist! At this time, she really regretted that she was so playful and didn't learn more Gu skills from the elders of her clan! Otherwise, if I have Gu now, I will definitely use it all on Xiao Han!
Wait, Gu insect?
Thinking of these two words, Xun'er was almost fainted. At this moment, the spiritual platform suddenly lit up, and an idea suddenly appeared in her mind.
"Xiao! Don't be arrogant!"
Xun'er, who had a suspicion in his mind, tried his best to calm down, then looked at Xiao Han who was overwhelmed with sarcasm and said: "One thing I forgot to tell you is that you don't really think that our Gu worms have to be eaten before they can..." Does it work? If that’s the case, why do we have to work so hard to raise poison? It would be so much fun to directly poison the enemy!”
"Haha...ga..."
As soon as Xun'er said these words, Xiao Han, who was laughing proudly just now, froze! The whole person is like a duck that has been strangled by the neck! I almost couldn't take a breath and choked myself to death.
When Xun'er saw Xiao Han's reaction, she felt even more proud!
She glanced sideways at Ren Qing, who had a solemn expression, and then looked at Liu Hongji and Xiao Han, who had their mouths wide open. She continued to cross her arms and said, "Hey, I'm not afraid to tell you that the poisonous insects in our village are worse than those mosquitoes." A hundred times smaller, it’s impossible to see it with just the human eye! What’s even more amazing is that they can not only crawl, but also fly! Do you think you are angry? And maybe, as soon as you take a breath, you will suck it into your mouth. Yo~"
"ah???"
Liu Hongji and Xiao Han were completely stunned when they heard this. Then the two hippos looked at each other and quickly covered their mouths. If they weren't afraid that they would be suffocated if they covered their noses together, they would definitely make holes together. Block it!
"Hey, you only know now? Isn't it too late? Believe it or not, I will go out later and tell the people in the village that you guys are bullying me! Tsk tsk..."
Xun'er felt even more proud at this time, especially when he saw Xiao Han and Liu Hongji's frightened expressions. He felt that the bad breath in his heart had finally dissipated, and he felt a sense of satisfaction that a great revenge had been avenged!
If you bully me again, I won’t scare you to death!
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that some of those voodoo bugs will not directly harm people's lives. They will only use your body as a nest, and then continue to give birth to little voodoo bugs inside, and then the little voodoo bugs will regenerate into little voodoo bugs. Bugs, until in the end, your bodies are all full of bugs, and finally "bang"..."
Speaking of this, Xun'er suddenly opened his hands and made an explosive gesture. Xiao Han and others were shocked when they saw it, and the expressions on their faces were even more ugly!
After all, if these words of Xun'er were listened to by another person, such as Ma Laoliu or Xue Wanche, there would be no effect at all, because they could not imagine that their whole body was covered by those invisible little things. A scene occupied by life.
But Liu Hongji, Ren Qing, and Xiao Han have all seen a microscope, and they have even seen with their own eyes the picture of countless small insects struggling and twisting in a drop of water!
At this moment, when compared with what Xun'er said, a chill suddenly rose up on the bodies of several people, as if their bodies had been infected by a poisonous insect, and their whole bodies were itching unbearably!
"How are you? Do you feel something is wrong?"
Staring closely at the expressions of several people, Xun'er showed a mischievous smile on her face! He was mumbling and rolling his eyes, thinking about how to scare a few people.
Unexpectedly, the collar around her neck tightened, and immediately after, her entire body fell into the air, and she was lifted aside as if she were flying through the clouds.
"Who! Who dares to touch this lady, who is not afraid of my lady's poison... ah... daddy?"
