City wall?
That kind of boxy thing that looks like a turtle shell can only be a burden that restricts its own development for Guangzhou, which has no foreign troubles!
So I have forgotten which dynasty started. These high walls, which were not even strong in the first place, were spontaneously demolished, leaving only a city center extending in all directions.
However, compared to Liu Hongji and Ren Qing, who subconsciously put military use first no matter where they look, Xiao Han prefers such a city.
Without that circle of cages, there is naturally no curfew, and there are not so many rules. Not to mention that in the evening, like chasing a dog, you have to rush out of the city or into the city.
Imagine that in such a city, every cool night, you take your family and children for a walk on the brightly lit streets, buy some snacks sold by street vendors, or go directly to the pier outside the city to catch the sea and pick up a few snacks. A crab and clam are served as a late-night snack. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a normal city.
Rather than like Chang'an and Luoyang, every night, the city immediately becomes quiet like a ghost town. If a restless person goes out to wander around, the big and round Wuhou will immediately rush over with a sinister smile and lift a chicken. Ti slipped into the prison.
"Without a city wall, it would be difficult to catch anyone who commits a crime..."
"Okay, okay, the city wall is not that old, and there is nothing wrong with it, so don't worry about it."
He forcibly dragged away Liu Hongji, who was muttering about the benefits of the city wall, and bought a few kilograms of longan from a man setting up a street stall. He saw that the bananas hanging on the stall were not bad, so he picked up another banana on the way. Xiao Han urged him Let everyone continue shopping.
Walking on the street, the idiot following Xiao Han was obviously very interested in the bunch of bananas in Xiaodong's hand. After learning from Awen that this stuff was delicious, he couldn't wait to break one off. No need to peel off the skin, just pop it into your mouth in one bite.
Can bananas be eaten with the skin on?
Xiao Han said that he had never seen such a way of eating in his whole life, and in order to encourage Lunzi to show up for the truth, he did not stop him. He just stared at Lunzi's big face with wide eyes.
The result was obvious. As soon as the banana entered his mouth, the poor fool was so astringent that he turned into a bitter melon face! After holding on for less than a second, he began to extend his tongue and spit out the saliva crazily.
"What the hell is this? Why does it taste so bad! It's like poison!" He grinned and took out the banana in his mouth, then raised the kettle and drank several sips of water. Only then did the greedy fool regain his composure. He looked at the half banana in his hand in horror.
"Hahaha, idiot! This thing needs to be peeled off and eaten!"
Xiao Han, who came to the scientific conclusion that bananas cannot be eaten with their skins on, pointed at the fool and laughed! And when the idiot looked over with a bitter look on his face, he also deliberately performed how to peel a banana, and finally bit one in front of the idiot proudly!
"Crack..."
A slight sound came from his mouth, and the proud expression just now solidified on Xiao Han's face!
At this moment, he felt that what he was biting was not the soft and sweet banana he had imagined, but a ball of batter mixed with countless pebbles! My teeth happened to hit the hard stone!
"Bah, bah, bah! What kind of banana is this? Why are there so many seeds! Hiss, my teeth!"
"Master Hou! Don't worry about it! Is it that bastard profiteer who is cheating us? Let's settle the score with him!"
"Let's go! Tear down his stall!"
Seeing that the master and servant were about to roll up their sleeves and rush back in anger, Awen, who couldn't laugh or cry, quickly stopped them.
"Master Hou, what are you going to do? Aren't these bananas good? Why are you trying to destroy their stall!"
"What? Are you okay?" It's okay if Awen didn't say anything. When he said that, Xiao Han became even more angry. He pointed at the gapped teeth in his mouth and said angrily: "Whose banana has so many big and hard seeds in it! That one The bastard must be thinking that I am a foreigner and deliberately trying to deceive me."
"Oh my Lord! Whose bananas don't have seeds? If there are really no seeds, what bananas will we get next year?"
"Nonsense, I didn't eat bananas before..."
Xiao Han's voice stopped abruptly here, because he suddenly remembered: This was in the Tang Dynasty 1,500 years ago, when there was no directional breeding technology, it was not unusual to have seeds in bananas.
Remember the watermelon he stole from the palace before? Wasn't it that the rind was so thick that it was so despairingly rich in seeds? As for the pulp, it was only as small as a child's fist? Even if he later asked people from the Agriculture Department to cultivate a few crops, it would not reach the point of being thin-skinned and big-filled in future generations.
"Hmph, I'm in a good mood today. Give him a break. Next time I see him selling such low-quality bananas, I will definitely blow up his stall!"
He cursed fiercely with a black face, and the stubborn Xiao Han had no choice but to turn back angrily and continue walking forward, but he would never touch the bunch of bananas again. I would rather eat longan with a big core and less meat than eat a banana that takes a long time to spit out the core after one bite.
However, just because Xiao Han doesn't eat it doesn't mean that others don't eat it. For example, Liu Hongji eats very happily now.
After asking Awen the correct way to eat bananas, Liu Hongji immediately opened a banana, threw away the skin, and threw all the remaining pulp into his big mouth. After just a few chews, he was like a goddess scattering flowers. He vomited the core out, and the passers-by around him ducked to both sides, fearing that they would be vomited all over by this unethical person.
"Bang... Ouch..."
Just when Liu Hongji was vomiting and vomiting to the fullest, a scream came from behind him, accompanied by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.
"who?"
Xiao Han and others walking in front were obviously startled by the sound, and they all turned around and looked back!
On the stone road behind them, an old man wearing a white robe and holding a stick with a cross carved on the top was struggling to get up from the ground. At his feet, a banana peel that had been trampled into a pancake was particularly conspicuous.
"Hey, whoever throws things away, aren't you afraid that the Lord will be angry and send down thunder and lightning to strike him?"
The old man stood up tremblingly from the ground, looked at the culprit who caused him to fall, then looked at the dirty white robe on his body, and finally fixed his eyes angrily on the man with a few banana seeds hanging from the corners of his mouth. On Liu Hongji.
"What are you looking at me for? I didn't throw it away!"
When Liu Hongji saw the old man looking directly at him, he rolled his eyes and confidently denied that he had thrown the banana peel away.
However, this was not because Lao Liu dared to do it or not. In fact, when he saw the old man fall down at first, he felt a little bit sorry.
But when he heard that the old man wanted to kill himself with lightning, the regret in his heart disappeared without a trace in an instant.
