"Waiting? Grandpa is waiting here now!"
"...Cheng Pifu!"
"Grandpa is here, what does my grandson want me to do?!"
The back door of the Hou Mansion.
Under the gaze of a group of guests, Hou Junji's face turned livid, and the hand he pointed at Cheng Yaojin was trembling!
Cheng Yaojin and the others laughed loudly, their faces flushed with pride.
come! Fight! Afraid of you!
Not to mention that this was in Chang'an, even if it was in the Jinluan Palace, it was not like he had never been beaten before! Don't think that because you are some bullshit Minister of War, I won't dare to hit you! If you really think about it, the prince will hit you right!
"Hey, everyone, please calm down, it's not a big deal..."
Seeing Hou Junji furious, he was almost losing his mind! Among the guests behind him, someone finally couldn't stand it and came out to be the peacemaker.
However, as soon as this person stood up, Liu Hongji jumped out from behind Cheng Yaojin, pointed at his nose and cursed angrily: "Xu Jingzong! Who do you think you are! Didn't I deal with you enough before? Just one person knows You talkative person, do you have a say here?"
"Liu Hongji, you..."
Lao Liu's scolding was devoid of any emotion at all. The visitor's face immediately turned red and white, like a chameleon!
Just when Xiao Han thought he was going to retaliate, the man finally said: "You reckless man, I don't know the same level as you!", and then walked back into the group of guests dejectedly.
"Let me choke, this Xu Jingzong is too flexible, isn't he?" Xiao Han grabbed Cheng Jiu and looked at Xu Jingzong who slipped away with strange eyes.
No wonder he became the most treacherous minister in the Tang Dynasty. No one else had such skill in cultivating Qi! When someone points your nose and scolds you, you don't even say anything back!
"Liu Hongji! Don't go too far!"
Here, Xu Jingzong slipped away, but everyone else quit, especially some officials attending the banquet, whose faces turned green at this time!
They all drank a lot, and when they heard Liu Hongji's words, they naturally thought of themselves.
What does it mean to talk nonsense? Who's chilling? Who is mapped? We officials don't rely on words to make a living. Are we like you animals, relying on knives to make a living?
A group of officials were angry and took advantage of their drunkenness to denounce Liu Hongji.
When Liu Hongji saw this, he acted like he was not stingy and laughed at everyone: "I've gone too far, bite me if you have the ability!"
Zheng Wen, the censor's spokesman, was furious when he heard this. He pointed at Liu Hongji and shouted: "The surname is Liu!"
"Hey~" Liu Hongji took out his ears with a bad attitude, and replied with a mocking look: "Grandpa is here!"
"..."
Silence, silence! The scene was so quiet that you could hear a leaf falling to the ground!
After a brief silence, a boot flew out from the guests with the sound of howling wind: "Liu Hongji, I'll go to your ancestors!"
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The war inevitably begins!
But even Xiao Han never thought that the person who caused the war was not Wang Shilong or Hou Junji, but the guests he invited!
Looking at the boots that Liu Hongji avoided, they seemed familiar. They should, probably, maybe were worn by Xu Jingzong who just slipped away!
Sure enough, he is an eternal evil! A single boot can trigger a fight among a group of top ministers!
"ah……"
"pain……"
Under the dim lantern, two groups of half-drunk ministers were fighting together!
In fact, if we say it is a melee, it is better to say that people like Cheng Yaojin are catching each other and beating them!
Hou Junji was here, except for him, who could withstand a few attacks, the other scholars and literati had nothing left except their passion.
Really, nothing is left...
For example, Liu Hongji, this girl tore off Zheng Wen's robe and left him with a pair of crotchless pants!
Fortunately, it was summer at this time. In winter, even Zheng Wen's fragile body would freeze to death.
"Master Xiaohou, what should we do!"
Cheng Jiu looked at the battle scene in front of him and was so excited that his whole body was trembling. He just wished he could rush forward and kick him! So damn hot-blooded!
"What to do? Watch!"
Next to him, Xiao Han rolled his eyes at Cheng Jiu: How stupid, no! What a stunned young man!
What's this?
A group of DPRK and Chinese ministers fight each other!
You, a little patrolling Wuhou, still want to join in?
Even though Hou Junji was beaten, his servants only dared to step forward to protect him with their bodies and never dared to fight back? Go up and hit them and try. If you don't get Cheng Yaojin later, you won't be able to get them either!
The war continues.
Xiao Han carefully hid behind Liu Hongji and others. When he saw an unlucky guy not paying attention, he stepped forward and kicked him twice. In this way, he achieved great results and successfully knocked down two of them!
However, he still felt a bit regretful that he had forgotten the ivory banban he brought with him this morning, otherwise he would have killed more than just these two people.
"Stop! Stop! Fighting in the street! It's time..."
The battle was in full swing. At the entrance of the alley, a group of patrolmen, Wuhou, heard the sound and finally arrived late.
But when they rushed over and saw the ministers huddled together, their eyes almost fell out!
What's going on? How could these people start fighting here?
"Angkor!"
On Xiao Han's side, Cheng Jiu saw an acquaintance coming and hurriedly wanted to go forward to say hello. Unexpectedly, the Wu Hous glared at him and turned around.
"Hey! Little thief? You dare to steal things in Taipingfang! Stop leaving!"
In the blink of an eye, a group of Wuhou disappeared completely, leaving Cheng Jiu staring blankly at the empty alley.
"Fast legs and feet? Indeed, fast enough!"
Not to mention the patrolling Wuhou who were so frightened that they fled, the battle in the back alley was coming to an end.
After all, it is impossible for all the guests behind Hou Junji to fight for him, especially some military generals who can fight. They struggled for a long time between the new boss and the old boss, and in the end almost all chose not to help either.
However, the wise way these people thought they were protecting themselves was extremely stupid in Xiao Han's opinion.
In official circles, the most taboo thing is to be a wallflower! The final result of swinging back and forth must be that neither side can take advantage of it, and be resented by both sides!
In this case, it is better to be determined to follow one party to the end, so that even if you lose, your face will look better.
"Ouch……"
"hiss……"
When the smoke and dust dispersed, the scene was a mess.
As an introduction to the incident, Wang Shilong, with a bruised nose and swollen face, was lying in the corner of the door, staring blankly at the minister lying down in front of him.
This, this seems different from what he learned at home?
Minister, shouldn't you use strategies and conspiracy to bring down the other party? Why are you so direct now? With fists?
"Hey, give your shoes back!"
Just when Wang Shilong was still confused, a boot flew from the sky and hit him on the face. It hurt and smelled!
He threw the boot away angrily, and before his eyes, Xiao Han and others had disappeared, only a series of loud laughter echoed in the back alley.
