I had heard before that money could make a fool of himself, but now Su Dingfang saw that money could actually make a fool of himself!
Seeing that Kong was about to lead them to the counting house, Su Dingfang, who was trembling with anger, grabbed Xiao Han who was about to follow him, gritted his teeth and growled at him: "Xiao Hou! What kind of temple is this? Can’t you see it?”
Xiao Han stopped and looked back at him strangely: "You can see it."
Su Dingfang was immediately shocked: "Then why did you give him the sesame oil money!"
"Nonsense!" When Xiao Han heard this, his face instantly darkened, and he mouthed towards the houses on both sides: "You think I want to give it? Didn't you see how many bald donkeys were looking out of those rooms just now? Can we leave without paying? "
Su Dingfang looked at the houses Xiao Han pointed at fiercely: "Why, in broad daylight, do they still dare to rob them?"
Hearing this, Xiao Han rolled his eyes helplessly: "Ahem, they might not dare in broad daylight, but it's not broad daylight now, right?"
"Bah! So what if it's Heitian? They're just a bunch of chickens and dogs! Let them all come out and see if I, Old Su, can beat them to the ground!"
Su Dingfang spat fiercely and rolled up his sleeves. The centipede-shaped knife marks on his arms seemed to come alive and were red and shiny!
Xiao Han stared at Su Dingfang's arm for a moment, then looked resentfully at his fat, white, pig's trotters-like hands, and shook his head deeply: "Ahem, you can beat them, but they are all looking for teeth on the ground, but What should I do? I don’t want to be beaten to pieces by a bunch of bald donkeys.”
"Uh!" Su Dingfang was stunned. If Xiao Han hadn't mentioned it himself, he would have completely forgotten about this scumbag next to him!
However, you can't blame him. After all, what Su Dingfang does on weekdays is to charge into battle and defeat thousands of enemies with a hundred horses!
And the people beside him at that time were not Li Ji or Li Jing, the God of War! Even fierce men like Xue Wanche and Chai Shao would have thought that one day they would have a fuel bottle with them by their side?
After carefully weighing the fighting power between himself and Xiao Han, Su Dingfang realized in despair: If he were the only one here, even if this was a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, he would still dare to break into it!
But coupled with Xiao Han... Su Dingfang felt that it would be better for him to surrender early.
"Then what to do!"
"What should I do? Spend money to eliminate the disaster!"
Su Dingfang clenched his fists and said bitterly: "You're so cheap to these bald donkeys?"
Xiao Han blinked his eyes, looked at Kong Jian in front of him, and suddenly lowered his voice and said: "Ahem, why do you call it cheap?! We just leave the money with them for the time being, and we can pick it up later."
"Can you come and get it later? What do you mean?" Su Dingfang was confused by Xiao Han's words. He suddenly realized it after a while, and then looked at Xiao Han with a shocked look on his face, and stammered: "You, you don't know how. Think about it and grab it back later!”
"Shh!" Xiao Han said angrily, covering Su Dingfang's mouth, and said angrily in a low voice: "Nonsense, how can this be called robbery? It is to get back our own things! Even if we accidentally took some more, then It’s just a reward for the hard work of the brothers! How can it be called robbery to get back your own things?!”
"But, but this is a temple, Buddha..." Su Dingfang was covered with his mouth and said in shock with a loud sound!
Although, his disgust towards these shameless monks has reached its peak! But the deep-rooted awe of gods and Buddhas in his heart still made him feel that Xiao Han's move was too shocking!
This is where? This is a temple. Even the most vicious bandits will not try to rob this place!
"What happened to the temple? What happened to the Buddha?" Xiao Han secretly glanced at Kong Jian, who was walking in front and knew nothing about the conversation between the two, and continued to say with hatred: "I didn't hear what the Buddha said: He If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?! People are even willing to go to hell, and they will definitely not take it seriously!
Besides, without these things, this place would be called a pure place of Buddhism! Let's take away these common things. Not only is there nothing wrong with it, but we are also helping Buddha clean up! "
"...This is also called cleaning?"
Su Dingfang was completely speechless by Xiao Han's sophistry! It took a long time before the corner of his mouth twitched a few times, wanting to say something else.
Unexpectedly, he hasn’t spoken yet! But he happened to see Kong Jian in front of him glance back, so he quickly closed his mouth, but his eyes that looked at Xiao Han intentionally or unintentionally were still changing.
Obviously, Kong Jian, who was fascinated by money, never thought that there are still arrogant people in this world who dare to steal the Buddha's money!
Leading Xiao Han all the way to the side courtyard where the accounting room is located, Kong Jian stopped in front of a room, turned around and asked the two of them to wait for a moment, then ducked into the room, his plump figure at this moment Like a slippery loach.
However, despite his high speed, Xiao Han and Su Dingfang still saw four or five bald heads inside when the door opened, nervously sorting through a pile of copper coins spread on the ground.
"Squeak..."
The door was closed, and after a while, it was reopened.
But this time, the copper coins piled up in the room had long since disappeared, replaced by a smooth and clean floor!
"Come on, come on, put it here, put it here! You don't have to carry it to the main hall, Buddha is everywhere. As long as we are sincere, we can worship him anywhere!"
Kong Jian, who had just entered the room, greeted several monks similarly dressed as novice monks, laboriously lifted the huge merit box out of the accounting room, and then placed it in front of Xiao Han with a "bang"! Then he looked at Xiao Han with a smile on his face, his expression clearly saying: Come on! Next, it depends on whether you are sincere or not. Hurry up and put all the money in!
"Where is this fucking monk? He's clearly a bandit! It's just that he's missing the phrase 'I built this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave money to buy the road!'"
Looking at the huge merit box and the group of bald heads looking forward to it, at this moment, Su Dingfang's last trace of guilt towards the gods finally disappeared!
"Take it from grandpa and spit it out for grandpa!" Taking a deep breath, Su Dingfang felt cruel in his heart and patted Xiao Han's shoulder expressionlessly: "It's getting late, hurry up and give me the money! I’m still waiting to go back!”
Unexpectedly, Xiao Han, who had originally promised to give him the money, was motionless at this time, standing straight in front of the merit box, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Give me money?" Su Dingfang noticed Xiao Han's strangeness and patted him again in confusion. What are you worried about? Isn't this what we just said?
This time, Xiao Han reacted, but he still didn't pay. Instead, he slowly turned his head, with a hint of embarrassment on his face: "Ahem, can I tell you, I forgot my wallet, didn't I get enough money?"
