Obviously, the words Xiao Han taught Su Dingfang could not fool a three-year-old child.
However, it was able to "fool" the wise and intelligent general.
After "confirming" that these sheep were not obtained illegally by Xiao Han and Su Dingfang, Li Jing's tense face suddenly relaxed, and his serious expression turned into a smile.
"Haha, if that's the case, then I'd like to try the mutton delivered to your door."
"Haha, that's right!"
Xiao Han didn't seem surprised by Li Jing's reaction. He smiled and stuffed the food box into the arms of Su Dingfang, who was in a daze, and then quickly placed the dishes inside in front of Li Jing.
"Here, these are sheep's hooves. General, don't think this thing is ugly, but as long as it is cooked properly, it will be smooth and elastic. You only need to eat it once to keep it, and you will never forget its taste.
This is broth, a little bit was spilled on the way here, but it’s not a big deal, the meat is all in the bowl!
Oh, this is awesome! Haggis soup! When I was in Dingxiang, I saw soldiers killing sheep and throwing away the offal. I felt it was a pity!
Later, I tried to cook the offal together. Unexpectedly, the taste was surprisingly good, especially after adding pepper, the taste was much richer than simple mutton soup! "
"Oh? You can actually eat this dirty thing?"
"Haha, General, have you forgotten that you ate a plate of pig intestines last time! Although these things don't look beautiful, as long as they are cooked properly, they are rare delicacies! Just like the ones in the water Just like puffer fish, although it is highly poisonous, as long as it is cleaned, the taste will be unforgettable!"
"Well, that makes sense! Alas, people in the world are so stupid, and they often waste natural resources in vain unintentionally. It is precisely in need of the guidance of a wise man like Xiao Hou that we can make the best use of everything!"
"Haha, the general is too humble! After tonight, the general's subordinates outside will definitely remember the taste of this thing. When the time comes, it will be spread out, and it is also thanks to the general's blessing."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Looking at the two people looking at each other and laughing in front of him, Su Dingfang, who was holding the food box, looked like a boy throwing away money, feeling like he was sleepwalking!
Everything that happened today impacted Su Dingfang's previous thinking, and some even completely subverted his entire worldview!
It turns out that military orders that weigh more than Mount Tai can also be misinterpreted.
It turns out that even a meticulous general would turn a blind eye!
It turns out that this world is not a fairy tale world where right and wrong must be distinguished...
Perhaps, even Xiao Han himself didn't know that on this ordinary winter night, a few of his unintentional actions actually opened a window to a new world for Su Dingfang.
It was also after this day that the disciplined and diligent warrior disappeared! What replaced him was a wise general who knew how to adapt and advance and retreat!
The sumptuous and pleasant dinner ended quickly. After having enough wine and food, Xiao Han took out a pair of sheepskin kneepads and a pair of sheepskin gloves from nowhere and gave them to Li Jing.
The knee pads are poorly made.
Oh no! It should be said that it has no workmanship at all! A few holes were punched into two pieces of irregular sheepskin, and straw ropes were put on them to form a pair of knee pads.
In comparison, sheepskin gloves are poorly made even though they are made! The five finger joints were leaking everywhere, but at least it had a few stitches, and at least it had a shape.
Putting these two pieces in front of the weaver, they would immediately be treated as shit and thrown on the ground, and they would even be stomped on, but it made the well-informed Li Jing's eyes light up!
Especially after he discovered that wearing gloves with five separate fingers did not hinder archery! When Li Jing looked at Xiao Han again, the look in his eyes was exactly the same as when Liu Hongji saw the peerless beauty!
"What, three thousand pairs of gloves? I'm not a woman's army, where can I get so many needles and threads? Besides, he doesn't even have enough sheep!"
Soon, Xiao Han's miserable howl came from the handsome tent, followed by Li Jing's sinister sneer: "Don't you know how to pick it up? Just go and pick up more!"
The "shameless" Li Jing is invincible! Even Xiao Han was speechless at this time, and he could only swallow it in his own stomach if his teeth were knocked out!
Sure enough, the only one who could survive in the Tang Dynasty was a damn good bird! One moment we call you brother and sister, the next moment you will be sold out. To borrow a sentence from later generations of Lao Zhu, that is: You drink from a golden cup together, but you will not be spared with a sword!
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Qikou, a corner of the huge camp where King Jieli's tent is located.
Tang Jian, the minister of Honglu Temple, was sitting cross-legged in a thick cowhide yurt, facing the light of a candle, looking at the zhezi in his hand in a daze.
This is a letter of credence written by Li Shimin himself. It was brought all the way from Chang'an by General An Xiuren and was only delivered to him today.
Tang Jian has read this letter of credence three times! The contents inside have long been memorized by heart.
In the face of the rebellions and surrenders of the northwest tribes, Li Jing, Chai Shao and others won successive victories, and Jie Li had no choice but to go to the court to apologize for his great victory.
Li Shimin not only did not show any arrogance in his credential, but instead wrote a lot of words in an extremely humble tone about how the two countries should have been friends for generations!
What alliance between you and my brothers can illuminate the sun and the moon?
He said sincerely that this dispatch of troops was just a misunderstanding and that the generals who acted without authorization should be sent back immediately.
Anyway, as long as you read this letter of credence, even if you are illiterate and cannot read Chinese characters, you will be moved by the sincerity and sincerity revealed between the lines! I believe that behind this credential, there must be a compassionate and holy emperor.
Tang Jian could even imagine how relieved Jie Li would be after seeing this letter of credence tomorrow! What an ecstasy! How to praise (laugh at) yourself and Your Majesty.
"Laugh, laugh hard! After you laugh, it will be the end of you!"
Carefully placing the certificate of credence into an exquisite wooden box, Tang Jian hugged the wooden box with a most bizarre smile on his thin lips!
As one of the people who knows today’s world best.
Tang Jian knew very well that the calmer Li Shimin expressed himself at this time, the more violent the storm the Turks would face in the future!
He has no doubt that this huge wave will soon come with overwhelming force!
The generals will be defeated, the people will be defeated, and all those with illusions will be drowned in the rolling history!
As for whether he will get away from this big wave by chance? Tang Jian no longer thinks about it, nor is he too lazy to think about it!
Late at night, I lie down listening to the wind and rain, and the iron horse glacier falls into my dream!
If one night, thousands of cavalry explode from the sky and rush into the bandit camp, Tang Jian is willing to use his body to smooth the path of the horses, and use his last shout to guide the soldiers on the way forward!
Even if, in the end, there is only a trace of his soul left, Tang Jian will still be floating in the sky above the camp, smiling and looking at everything below!
