The morning of the second day.
Xiao Han just opened his eyes and immediately felt a sharp pain in his head! It seems that the whole brain is about to split! The feeling was exactly the same as being kicked ten thousand times by Xiao Ji! It hurt so much that he wanted to chop his head off with a knife!
"Damn it, Tang Jian, this old fox, must be seeking revenge! Chi Guoguo's revenge! How dare you give me fake wine! This old fox! And that profiteer who sells fake wine! Don't let me catch you, wait until you are caught When it comes to you, I will soak you in a wine vat and make you drunk shrimp!"
Sitting up from the bed with great perseverance, Xiao Han covered his head and cursed like a vent!
At this time, he had completely lost his memory of the reception banquet last night. He only remembered that he drank like crazy from the beginning. As for what happened next? Blank! This is a clear sign of drinking fake wine!
"Master Hou, are you awake?"
Xiao Han made such a big noise in the room, and naturally heard it outside. Soon, as the door opened, Xiaodong's voice rang in the room. However, Xiao Han always felt that compared with before, his voice sounded this time. The sound is somewhat weird.
"Nonsense! If you don't wake up, are you sleepwalking?"
Xiao Han, who was in a bad mood, habitually cursed first, then reluctantly raised his head. The next time he took a look, he saw a pair of bruised panda eyes. Well, they were very round and very black...
"Uh, your eyes?" Xiao Han was shocked at first, and then blinked his eyes in disbelief. When he realized that he had indeed seen it correctly, an unknown fire rushed up!
"Who the hell beat this!" Xiao Han was furious! The guilt, sadness, and anger in my heart burst out at this moment! The Turks bullied him outside, but when he came back, someone still dared to ride on his neck? !
Xiaodong may have been startled by Xiao Han's appearance, so he took two steps back, and then looked at Xiao Han with a wonderful expression! A burst of red, a burst of green, a burst of yellow, just like a traffic light. After a while, he coughed and whispered: "Ahem... This was not shot by someone else, but..."
"etc!"
Just when Xiaodong wanted to identify the murderer, Xiao Han finally noticed something.
He looked down at his fist and compared it with Xiaodong's black eyes. He suddenly felt guilty: "Could this be me?"
Xiaodong looked sad, then nodded vigorously!
nonsense!
Who in Shuofang doesn't know that he is Xiao Han? Who doesn't know that Xiao Hou is a short-sighted and petty person?
Apart from him, who dares to do something to himself? The really old birthday boy is tired of eating arsenic?
"Ahem, I... forget it, you better not tell me last night!" Seeing Xiaodong's confirmation, the expression on Xiao Han's face was equally wonderful at this time!
He really wanted to ask what he had done last night, but he was afraid of hearing some facts that were unacceptable to him! So after asking half of the questions, I gave up the inquiry decisively!
Didn't I say it in my previous life? It's not scary to be drunk and crazy. What's scary is that after you wake up, someone will help you recall the details of your drunken drunkenness! At this time, Xiao Han felt that it was good to be an ostrich!
"Actually, it's nothing."
Xiaodong glanced at Xiao Han resentfully, wrung his fingers and whispered in a low voice: "Yesterday, the manager of Chai University sent you back. As soon as you walked off with your front feet, you jumped up on your back feet and tried to run out! Lunzi and I stepped forward to stop you. Then, and then that’s it…”
"Oh? Are you just running out?"
After hearing this answer, Xiao Han finally felt relieved. It seemed normal and not too out of the ordinary!
Heaving a sigh of relief, Xiao Han wiped the sweat from his head, looked around and asked, "Where's the idiot? Why didn't you see him?"
Xiaodong rolled his eyes, his expression as uncomfortable as constipation: "He, he hit a flower pot on his head, and he is still lying on the bed..."
"Cough cough cough cough..."
A violent cough suddenly sounded, and Xiao Han almost choked on the spot!
After a big meal, Xiaodong's panda eyes are still slightly injured? Is this stupid guy even taken out of a flower pot by himself? What happened last night!
"I want to run out, then let me run. Why are you stopping me so hard? You are so stubborn!" After the violent coughing, Xiao Han said helplessly, holding his forehead.
He was also looking for comfort for himself: Anyway, I am drunk and I don’t know anything. Instead of running away, you have to fight with a drunkard. This fault cannot be blamed on him alone, right?
"Uh..." Xiaodong raised his head and glanced at Xiao Han, then quickly lowered his head, as if he was very embarrassed: "Mainly at that time, you had already taken off your clothes, your buttocks were bare, and you said you wanted to run naked... …”
"Bang!!!" Xiao Han fell down and there was no more sound.
Soon, news spread like wildfire in Shuofang City that Xiao Hou was so depressed that he fell seriously ill because he was sad that his brother had died.
After hearing the news, the gentry and common people in the city came to the post house to visit.
However, they did not enter the post house, and were stopped by a young man with panda eyes outside. At the same time, the young man told them very sadly: The Marquis was seriously injured and could not see guests!
Hearing this, the gentry and common people looked at the closed doors and windows, and listened to the occasional coughing and sighing sounds coming from inside, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
They thought it was an absolute blessing to see such a kind-hearted marquis in Shuofang! At this moment, they didn’t dare to disturb them too much. They put down their gifts one after another, cupped their hands towards the second floor window, and then quietly retreated.
Of course, Xiaodong cannot stop all visitors. For example, there is a big man sitting in Xiao Han's room now.
"Master Hou! I heard that you are sick? I am almost dying of anxiety. I just woke up and ran over to see you!" Liu Er, who still had a bandage on his butt, rubbed his hands and looked at the bed lying on the bed anxiously. Xiao Han.
He still can't think clearly. Wasn't this person still alive and kicking yesterday? Why are you sick today? !
Xiao Han was lying on the bed at this time, with his face half-covered and only his eyes exposed. When he saw the matchmaking mark on Liu Erchou's face, he rolled his eyes feebly and said, "Face!"
"Face?"
Liu Er was confused and followed Xiao Han's eyes and touched his face. When he saw the red rouge on his hand, he suddenly realized! Scratching his head, he explained with some embarrassment: "I was dragged into drinking by a group of people last night. I drank too much... Hehe! Oh, by the way, Mr. Marquis, why didn't you come with us? Those beauties accompanying us were right. You admire them very much. If you go too, they will definitely..."
"Go away! Am I a person who is looking for flowers and willows?"
Xiao Han gritted his teeth and threw a pillow over him. Liu Er was so frightened that he quickly hugged him and jumped to the side. He didn't understand why this man was so angry.
He didn't know that Xiao Han was angry? Clearly deeply annoyed!
Good guy, if you drink the same thing, how can the consequences of being drunk be so different!
