The battle was over almost as soon as it started.
Those who can be Xiao Han's bodyguards have all been on the battlefield and fought out of the mountains of corpses and seas of blood with their true skills!
It is no exaggeration to say that they are as dedicated to fighting as they are to eating and drinking!
Some people may say: Water battles and land battles are different! A cow on land does not mean a cow on water.
But don’t forget that: in the past month, these people have been on the boat almost day and night, and their habits on the boat are no less than those of professional sailors!
At this time, no matter how bumpy and rocking the boat under their feet was, it could not stop them from tossing and jumping.
On the other hand, look at Li Yuanjing.
This General You Xiaowei has never been to a military camp, let alone fighting in a war. The people around him are almost all sycophants. They have nothing but showmanship. When it comes to fighting, he only knows how to fight. The rat scurried away with its head in its hands.
Of course, Xinghai had imagined this in advance.
After all, our sage Confucius said thousands of years ago: "Knowing words makes beauty beautiful and benevolent!"
The meaning is very clear: there are few good things among people who are clever with their words!
It's a pity that Li Yuanjing didn't study hard and never heard the Master's words. So when he saw the group of men with murderous intent rushing toward him, he was surrounded by loyal servants who kept saying they were willing to do everything for him. All of them have already disappeared!
The only one left is his guard captain! But soon, this dear man was surrounded by five or six big men and started to kick him...
At this moment, countless big feet seemed to want no money, and they all fell on the guard captain!
Xiao Han's people are not stupid. They know that the fat man has a noble status and cannot be beaten! So he can only vent his anger on the people around him.
"Presumptuous! You know he is..."
The captain of the guard wanted to be tougher at first and said, "Don't hurt my lord!" to show his loyalty to Li Yuanjing. However, within a few steps, his nose and tears came out, and he had to lie on the ground and wave his hands to beg for mercy: " Brother...Brother, I was wrong! Stop fighting!"
It's a pity that the men who have already suffered from the cowardice for a long time are willing to stop?
Besides, there is a "monkey" watching next to him. How can we scare the "fat monkey" unless we pluck the chicken's feathers?
So, amidst his hoarse begging for mercy, this big foot not only failed to restrain itself, but actually fell even harder!
The poor captain of the guard had no choice but to shout over and over again: "Grandpa, stop fighting..."
"Don't stop you from running away!"
"Make you loyal!"
Among the group of people, the figure of the fat cook was particularly conspicuous. He was waving a kitchen knife, cursing and slapping the captain of the guard one after another with the blade!
In the past, when he cooked beef for Xiao Han, he always used this technique to loosen the texture of the beef to make it more tender. Now it seems to be not bad when used on people. I didn't notice that just a few times, the captain of the guard was so painful that he blew up snot bubbles from his nose...
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo for for////s//s, stop fighting! It's not that I don't want to run. It's just that my legs were weak and I didn't run."
The captain of the guard surrendered after suffering inhuman treatment. His screams were like those of a slaughtering pig. Li Yuanjing, who was holding the mast, was filled with resentment and guilt. He was afraid that these animals would become addicted to beating him and take them away with him!
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By the time Xiao Han and Duan Zhixuan boarded the upstairs boat, there were few people standing on the huge boat.
Except for a fat man who was shivering while hugging the pole, the others either passed out or lay on the deck, slugging feebly.
"You...who are you?"
Seeing Xiao Han and Duan Zhixuan walking straight towards him, Li Yuanjing mustered up his courage and shouted knowingly.
Xiao Han stopped when he heard this, but he didn't rush to answer. Instead, he looked up and down at this fat man in fine clothes, but his crotch was wet.
To be honest, this fat man is about the same age as me, no more than two years younger than Li Shimin. As for his appearance, apart from being a bit fatter, he is also very similar to Little Li Zi.
But for some reason, the feeling given by the fat man in front of me is completely different from the feeling given by Little Plum! Use an idiom to describe it: That is the difference between cloud and mud!
I wonder if Old Li Yuan gave all his energy and advantages to his first three sons when he gave birth to his son.
The rest of these sons are all shoddy and defective products with quality issues!
"I am Xiaohou of Sanyuan County!"
After sizing up Li Yuanjing, Xiao Han smiled faintly and reported his name.
At this time, his heart calmed down. Anyway, things were done and people were beaten! If you continue to shrink back, there will be no other meaning than being looked down upon. You might as well be a bachelor!
"I am Luoyang's defender and governor, Duan Zhixuan!"
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, Lao Duan beside him bared his white teeth and introduced himself.
But what he said made Xiao Han roll his eyes.
When he introduced him just now, he deliberately only introduced himself because he didn't want to involve Duan Zhixuan. Now it's good that he is rushing to do it himself.
Of course, while Xiao Han rolled his eyes, he also knew that Duan Zhixuan wanted to stand with him specifically! Some warmth came out of my heart:
This is his brother!
Even if he is facing the emperor's brother, he will stand firmly by his side!
If a brother is like this, what more can I ask for?
"Okay! A small county magistrate and a gatekeeper actually dare to beat a prince openly! You are so brave! When I go to Chang'an, I will have your heads chopped off one by one, along with you. Together with their families, the men will be beheaded and the women will be made slaves!”
Perhaps it was Xiao Han's calmness that gave Li Yuanjing courage.
The fat man who was trembling with fear just now suddenly became hardened!
He let go of the mast and jumped in front of Xiao Han and Duan Zhixuan. A fat hand like a pig's trotter appeared in front of their eyes. Xiao Han wanted to break off his fingers directly!
"King Jing? When have we beaten you?"
Resisting the urge to kick this fat man off the boat and feed it to the fish, Xiao Han slightly cupped his hands and asked, "Which of you has ever been disrespectful to King Jing?"
"without!"
"No!"
"How is that possible? We are all respectful and have not touched the prince with a single finger!"
The fat cook put two kitchen knives behind his waist, swallowed his mouth and said with a guilty conscience. Maybe he felt that these people like me were not convincing, so he secretly kicked the captain of the guard who was lying on the ground and breathing heavily.
"Have we touched the prince?"
"Ouch...no! No! It hasn't moved!" The guard captain was kicked to the painful spot and immediately howled at the top of his lungs.
He knew that saying this would definitely offend the prince! But he had no doubt at all, otherwise he would say so! This big fat man who is fatter than the prince will kick him to death now!
