"Nonsense! With such a big butt exposed outside, who has ever seen a butt besides mushrooms under the tree? Not to mention it is so big! If this was really on the battlefield, I am afraid someone would have cut it off from the beginning! "
Xiao Han's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. As he spoke, he raised his leg and kicked the fat man hard on the butt!
Are these bastards trained like this on a daily basis?
Fortunately, I still had high hopes for them, and wrote down the training methods for later generations of special forces for them. Now that I look at them, I feel that all the TV I watched was in vain!
The fat man stood still and was kicked by Xiao Han. His round face was full of embarrassment: "Uh, I forgot, I should dig the hole deeper..."
"Yes, dig deeper, it's best to bury yourself entirely!" Xiao Han scolded him angrily, looked around, and asked again: "Where is the dog? Where did he die?"
"Brother Gouzi took people to investigate the situation!" Fatty grinned and replied with a naive smile.
Xiao Han frowned slightly and said, "What about the others? Why do they only look at you?"
The fat man quickly replied: "Everyone else is on the other side! When we came here, we found a hole in the ground that was suitable for storing those things, so they stayed there and sent me to wait here to welcome you!"
Xiao Han rolled his eyes at the fat man: "Then you greet me like this?"
The fat man scratched his head and said with a sneer: "Hey, I don't want to give you a surprise! Who knew that you, Lord Marquis, would be so discerning that you would find me right away! Unlike them, you still think of me as a tree demon! You don't know , Wherever I was lying just now, I almost got internal injuries from suppressing my laughter..."
Youdao can be worn thousands of times, but flattery can never be worn!
After the fat man boasted like this, Xiao Han finally no longer had a dark face, but also had a smile on his face.
However, Xiao Han was no longer angry. Instead, the rangers began to stare at the fat man fiercely.
"Who is this damn fat guy? You've never been beaten since you've grown so big, right?"
"Humph, if I hadn't been allowed to put on sacks now, I would have beaten him so hard tonight that even his mother wouldn't recognize him!"
"Hey, Boss Qiu, we don't allow fighting here, but can we discuss it? We won't bully him, we will challenge him one on one!"
All the rangers were filled with indignation, especially Wang Wuyi and others. They even rolled up their sleeves. They were just like before, fighting each other with fists and kicks when they disagreed!
"You want to fight alone? Are you sure to bring your own weapons?"
Before the frowning Lao Qiu could speak, unexpectedly, the fat man over there had already spoken first.
"Nonsense! Of course you must use weapons!" Wang Wu held up his big knife and looked at the fat man like he was looking at a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered! He was completely unaware of the regretful expressions on Lao Qiu, Xiaodong, and even Xiao Han's faces.
The fat man chuckled, like a weasel that had stolen a chicken: "Okay, come on, you silly guy. Grandpa, try to be gentle with your hands so as not to kill you!"
"Wow, that fat guy is bullying people too much!"
When Wang Wu heard this, his lungs were about to burst with anger, and he was about to charge forward with a big sword in his hand!
Unexpectedly, Lao Qiu was faster than him. He quickly stepped forward, snatched Wang Wu's sword with his hands, and shouted angrily: "How reckless! What time is it now? You are still thinking about fighting, and the military sticks you received in the past few days were in vain?" "
"He said he wanted to fight alone!" Wang Wu lost his weapon, but he was still furious! But because Lao Qiu and Xiao Han were by the side, they could only roar loudly, but they didn't dare to rush forward.
"Then do you think you can beat him if you rush over?" Lao Qiu angrily scolded him with a cold face.
Wang Wu looked at the fat man who looked like he needed a beating, gritted his teeth and said, "I can't beat him to death!"
"Do you know what weapon he uses?"
"Hmph, no matter what it is used for, who has I ever been afraid of with my sword?
Seeing Wang Wu acting like he was the best in the world, Lao Qiu's mouth twitched, but in the end he didn't say anything, he just looked at Xiao Han helplessly.
At this time, Xiao Han saw that the fat man was inexplicably confronting the rangers, and he couldn't help but feel a headache.
And now that the enemy is in front, it is obviously not the time to distinguish between right and wrong. He can only look down coldly and say angrily: "Okay, we are all brothers! If you have any problems, let's talk about it after the battle! You don't have to fight then, you will know who it is." Who wins!"
"Who will win? There's no need to ask, I'll let three of these fat guys!" Seeing Xiao Han's anger, Wang Wu had to retract his hand angrily, but the look he looked at the fat man clearly said: "Damn it, fat guy, just wait!"
"Just wait, grandpa is afraid of you?" When the fat man who had been standing there sneered, he naturally refused to be outdone and responded with an expression that was extremely unworthy of a beating.
The fat man and the ranger both dislike each other. Xiao Han really never thought about this problem.
Not only had he never thought about it before, but even now, he was a little confused as a monk.
It was the first time they met, and they didn't even say a serious word. How could they suddenly meet each other like this?
But he never thought about:
Fatty and the others have always called themselves Xiao Han's direct troops, but now they suddenly see Xiao Han with another team, and their mood is no less than that of the wife of the first wife who found out that the master had married a concubine behind his back! He didn't get angry on the spot, he was already in good temper.
After thinking for a long time, Xiao Han couldn't think clearly, so he didn't bother to think about it!
Who knows if Fatty's uncle is here today, so he has such a weird temper? Maybe everything will be fine once we meet Gouzi and the others.
But, in a situation like this, would it really be better after seeing Gouzi?
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Thirty miles shop.
This is Xiao Han's new name for this small valley. As for the original name, forget it.
On a flat ground in the valley, dim yellow tents were pitched one after another.
The colors of these tents blend in with the surrounding environment. Especially at night, you can't tell them at all unless you look carefully. But if you look carefully, you will find that they seem to be clearly separated, standing straight on both sides, with only a slightly larger tent standing in the middle of the two sides.
Obviously, Xiao Han's plan for the two parties to get along harmoniously was in vain. In the face of neighboring enemies, his subordinates had conflicts. This made Xiao Han once again realize that commanding troops is not that simple at all.
The sky was getting dark now, but all the tents were unlit. If it weren't for the good moonlight today, it would have been pitch dark inside the tents.
The dog came back before dark, and the news he brought was neither good nor bad.
The bandits are indeed taking this road as Xiao Han expected before, and they can reach here as soon as tomorrow afternoon.
However, Xiao Han missed one point: the reason why bandits are bandits is because they have no organization, no logistics, and no supplies!
So these 15,000 thieves are now dispersed, basically plundering everywhere while traveling! Therefore, it is impossible to bury the gunpowder as expected and then settle it once and for all!
