"I belong to our family too, why should a flat-haired beast bully me? Am I, a living person, no better than a bird?"
The fat man was still lamenting that the world was unfair and that people were inferior to birds, but the dog next to him had already jumped up.
I saw him jumping into the middle of the yard, looking up at the sky nervously, and groping around on his body until he found a small brass whistle. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and quickly put the brass whistle into his mouth.
"Chirp chirp..." A sharp and piercing whistle sounded in the courtyard.
The lone eagle that was still hovering in the sky could clearly see that it trembled, and then a pair of powerful wings flapped twice, and its body swooped towards Gouzi like an arrow from the string!
The speed was so fast that it almost left an afterimage in the sky behind him.
"Mom!"
The fat man who was still lamenting saw the eagle rushing straight towards him, and he immediately stopped complaining! He yelled and hurriedly hid in the corridor next to him!
"Coward! It's just an eagle. Look how scared you are!" When Gouzi saw this, he couldn't help but yell!
The fat man who was hugging the pillar and not letting go was now full of grievance: "Brother Dog, you are brave! Then why did you hide in?"
Gouzi's face instantly turned red, and he coughed a few times before saying, "Ahem, I, wasn't I blown in by the wind you brought..."
"What? Can the wind I bring blow you in?" The fat man was surprised when he heard this!
Could it be that when did I have the power of the Yellow Wind Monster? How come you don’t know this?
Gouzi's face grew hotter and hotter when the fat man looked at him. In the end, he couldn't help but reach out and slap him on the arm: "Hey! You dare to talk back, do you not know how thick the captain is?"
The poor fat man only felt a burning pain in his arm! The pain was so painful that he almost burst into tears. He quickly let go of the pillar and stood far away from the dog: "Hiss, I understand, I understand now!"
"Humph, it's good to know!" Gouzi sneered.
The fat man is on the verge of crying but has no tears. It seems like he didn’t grow fat just to be beaten by you, right?
Also, please make it clear, is this captain, who can be carried away by a light gust of wind, heavy or light? Be more clear and it will save me from being beaten next time...
The two living treasures on the ground are still having their own thoughts.
The falcons in the sky have already swooped down to the top of the yard.
Just when it was less than two feet away from the ground, the wide wings that clung to its side suddenly opened! The accompanying strong wind suddenly swept through the courtyard, yellow smoke rose from the ground, and grass clippings flew everywhere!
"Ahem...ahem! I asked you to clean up the yard a long time ago, now look at these ashes!"
The smoke and dust slowly dispersed, and the gray-faced dog walked out of the corridor with the fat man. He was about to look for the eagle, but saw that it had jumped on the table and was pecking at the tea in the tea bowl.
"Fat man? Go and take down that bamboo stick!" Looking at the eagle drinking water from his tea bowl, the dog nuzzled at the fat man, gesturing for him to come over and get the letter.
"Why me again? I'm not familiar with it..." The fat man was stunned for a moment, then muttered with a grimace!
However, he did not dare to say not to go, so he could only carefully approach the eagle at Gouzi's urging.
"Brother Birdie, give me some face! Don't peck me, uncle. I'm covered in fat. If I eat it, I'll get fat. I won't be able to fly! If you want to peck, just peck the one behind me. He has a lot of meat and will gain strength after eating... …”
The fat man almost moved to the side of the eagle one step at a time, while still muttering something in his mouth.
During this period, the eagle was busy drinking water without even looking at him.
It wasn't until the fat man came to it and stretched out his hand to pick the bamboo pipe that the falcon stopped drinking water, tilted its head, and stared at the fat man with its sharp eyes.
The fat man was shocked when he was stared at by these extremely offensive eyes, and he didn't dare to move again! It wasn't until after a while that the eagle realized that the eagle had made no next move, and then he carefully turned to look at the dog: "Brother Gou, it's staring at me!"
Gouzi slapped himself hard on the forehead: "Just stare, don't you have eyes too? Stare at it!"
"Okay, I'll stare..." Fatty suddenly realized, but soon he cried out again with a sad face: "Brother Dog, it slapped me..."
Gouzi was so angry that he almost jumped up from the ground and shouted angrily at the fat man: "Let it shoot! It's already fallen to the ground. Are you still afraid of a bird? Give me the bamboo pipe first!"
"Oh well……"
At this time, the fat man didn't say anything more. It wasn't until a moment later that the dog carefully held the bamboo pipe and ran into the room in a hurry, and he followed behind staggeringly.
Looking at the fat man now, his head, which was not small at first, is now half a circle bigger! One of his eyes has also turned into a panda eye, which looks exactly like Bajie who was beaten for stealing a watermelon!
"Broken bird, dead bird! If you dare to hit your uncle, I will stew you into soup sooner or later! Oooh, ooh, it hurts..."
While running along, he didn’t forget to turn around and curse a few words! Hey, the fat man is also stupid. How many good people are following Xiao Han? Can you listen to what I said? He said that if a bird doesn't hit a person, then he really won't fight?
Gouzi had no time to comfort the injured fat man. He hurriedly ran into the room, jumped directly onto the desk, stepped on the desk, and took down a thick classic from the bookshelf.
"Brother Gou, what are you doing?" Fatty followed Gou Zi and asked, trying his best to keep his black eyes open.
The dog holding the classics turned around and rolled his eyes at him, then jumped off the desk, put the classics on the table, and blew hard!
The dust that fell on the books immediately rose into the air. It looked like these books had not been touched for a while.
"Ahem...what is this? Don't you never look at these things?" The fat man was choked by the dust and backed away repeatedly. He wanted to cover his nose, but he forgot that his nose was also hit by a wing just now. pain……
"Shut up!" Gouzi rolled up his sleeves and wiped off the remaining dust while saying without raising his head: "Don't talk, so as not to expose your IQ!"
"IQ? What is IQ?" The fat man had never heard of this rare word, so he murmured curiously in his heart. However, thinking of Gouzi's words to shut him up, he did not ask again.
I like people like Fatty who listen to others and have enough to eat!
Like some guys who must break the casserole and get to the bottom of it when they encounter a problem.
Every time Gouzi saw them, he wanted to tie a few ** on them, and then pull the strings to achieve a physical salvation...
There is no need to avoid the fat man next to him, because Gouzi feels that he may not be able to tell anything about the method that Mr. Hou came up with and let the pig head look at it right next to him!
After wiping off the last bit of dust on the cover, Gouzi let out a long breath, then solemnly opened the bamboo tube and poured out the letter inside.
Seeing this, the fat man stretched out his head to look curiously, and found that he could not understand anything on the letter. There were only inexplicable numbers and a few lines like ghost drawings.
