Half a million dollars doesn't sound like much.
After all, I have heard the saying that I have a million dollars in wealth for a long time. Maybe some people really think that one waist can support a million dollars in copper coins!
However, if you really have ten thousand dollars in front of you.
It is estimated that those guys who brag about their wealth will immediately wither.
Ten thousand guan, nearly 60,000 to 70,000 kilograms of copper coins, is enough for a coffin, but why is it still wrapped around your waist? Want to try the feeling of being crushed to death by money?
Moreover, this is true for 10,000 guan, let alone 500,000 guan!
How to transport so much money all the way from Yangzhou to Xiao Lizi is a question! This is also a headache that Xiao Han has been having these days.
Fortunately, Yin Can is here today.
Fortunately, when I was wandering around, I saw something familiar.
"You only have 200 guan, but you want me to do something worth 500,000 guan?"
Sure enough, after Xiao Han said what he wanted to do, Yin Can did not refuse, but looked at him slightly sarcastically.
The meaning is very clear, I can indeed do it! But money is not enough!
When Xiao Han saw this, he smiled bitterly in his heart!
As expected, it is extremely difficult to ask for help, not to mention that I just made a fool of myself! Now it seems that it is really a cycle of cause and effect, and retribution is not good. If I had known now, why bother in the first place?
"Old Yin, considering our relationship, isn't it a bit hurtful to talk about money?" Xiao Han said with a bright smile on his face as he sat down next to Yin Can.
Yin Can looked sideways at Xiao Han, perhaps because he felt too close, so he deliberately moved the chair to the side.
"No! Didn't you say that last time? Talking about money hurts feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money! Since it's going to hurt, it's better to hurt feelings."
"you……"
Xiao Han was choked by this sentence and was speechless.
At this moment, he finally realized how he felt when Yin Can flipped the table just now! To be honest, if he hadn't been asked to do anything else, he would have turned the table over now!
And seeing Xiao Han's wonderful expression, Yin Can's mood instantly improved!
I no longer had a bad face, I crossed my legs, grabbed the fried beans on the table, and ate them happily! Not to mention, eating beans like this with Xiao Han really has a different flavor!
The room was a little quiet for a while, only the sound of Yin Can chewing beans could be heard.
After a long time, Yin Can clapped his hands and glanced at the sulky Xiao Han after finishing a handful of beans: "Hello? I have to ask, why did you think of asking me to transport money for you? Can't you transport it yourself?"
Xiao Han frowned and glared at him: "Nonsense, of course I can make luck! But it's just a little slow! I think it's most convenient to let you make luck. I'll give you the money from here, and you can tell Chang An directly Bian, this is the person who asked me to give the money over there! For such a simple matter, you actually said that two hundred coins are not enough, and you are not afraid of dying? "
Yin Can looked at Xiao Han in surprise: "Huh? How did you know that I have so much money in Chang'an? Not everyone can get half a million copper coins in cash! Those families with long history have a hard time getting such copper coins at one time! "
Xiao Han rolled his eyes at him and said angrily: "Nonsense! Of course I know those big families can't afford that much money! But if they can't afford it, it doesn't mean you can't afford it, right?"
"How can you be so sure that I can take it out?" Yin Can was still surprised.
Xiao Han impatiently pointed to the backyard: "Nonsense! In your backyard, such a big old shabby plaque is thrown in the corner. Who the hell doesn't know that Chang'an's "things" belong to your family! If you are so rich, you still care. It’s only two hundred dollars, and as expected, the richer you get, the better you get!”
Yin Can was stunned when he heard this, then slapped his head and said angrily: "Hey, I asked them to tear down that broken plaque a long time ago and set it on fire. They all said it was unlucky to burn it! His grandma's was unlucky to be burned. Could it be that it was left in the corner to blow in the wind? Is it auspicious if it rains?"
Xiao Han curled his lips: "Okay, okay, who knows if you put it there intentionally for me to see! Tsk tsk, the Mo family is really rich! I was wondering at the beginning that such a big ghost market is in the imperial city. Genxia, no one is in charge of it. Now I think about it, it turns out that it is the property of your Mohist family. It is really a big deal! No wonder you can get a minister like Pei Ji! Maybe, there are still many people from your Mohist family in the court now. ?”
"Ahem..." Yin Can's face was a little unnatural when Xiao Hanhan was sarcastic: "Look at what you said! How can we have so much energy now that we are in decline? You are too worried, well, that must be like this!"
Xiao Han squinted his eyes and looked at Yin Can, his eyes clearly saying: I believe you are a ghost...
Yin Can was quickly defeated by the look in his eyes. He lowered his head and took a sip of tea, covering up: "Ahem, what did we talk about just now? Five hundred thousand guan, right? For the sake of my friends, I I’ve done you this favor!”
"Haha, that's interesting! Good brothers, be loyal!"
When Xiao Han heard this, his attitude immediately changed 180 degrees! He stretched out his big hand and patted Yin Can firmly on the shoulder a few times. When he retracted his hand, he put the two hundred banknotes he had just taken out back into his arms. Yin Can's eyes almost dropped when he saw it. come out.
Alas, in terms of shamelessness, my generation is far inferior...
This originally thorny matter was successfully resolved, and Xiao Han was wise enough not to inquire further about the Mo family.
When Yin Can saw this, he was relieved, changed the subject and asked: "Hey, why do you think of transporting money at this time? Isn't it good to wait until autumn and go with the tax?"
Xiao Han grabbed a handful of beans from in front of Yin Can and stuffed them into his mouth, saying vaguely: "I think so too, but in a few days, the child will be born. If you said you won't send it now, when will it be delivered?" deliver?"
"The child is born and the money is given... I'll go! You want to use this money to bribe the emperor? That's awesome! People can only bribe the prime minister at most. It's better for you, you can rise to the top in one step!"
Yin Can didn't think about it at first, but when he reacted, his eyes immediately widened and he looked at Xiao Han in disbelief.
Xiao Han chuckled, neither admitting nor denying this.
Yin Can swallowed and held out his thumb: "Awesome! However, haven't you always been indifferent to some false fame? I heard that when the new emperor ascended the throne, he had the idea of making you a duke, but wasn't it rejected by you later? "
"Who did you listen to? Return the male monkey, and I will return the female monkey!"
Xiao Han was a little bit dumbfounded by Yin Can's words. He was not a saint and could not do things that were beyond the reach of human beings.
Duke, he wants to be!
But he knew better that with his age, qualifications, and character, if he really became a duke, he would be roasted on the fire!
In that case, it's better to be the same as now and be a marquis quietly, without being ostentatious or aggrieved!
In fact, if it weren't for the birth of his child this time, he would have given the money to Xiao Lizi privately and it would be over.
Yin Can looked at Xiao Han's appearance and seemed to see through what he was thinking. He shook his head and smiled: "The beloved son of his parents has far-reaching plans! Forget it, leave this matter to me, and it can be regarded as a gift to the future. A gift for my nephew who was born.”