I don’t know when it started.
Whenever brothers who are away from home return to Chang'an, they almost always go to Xiao Han's house for a big meal first.
So knowing that there will definitely be hungry customers coming today, Xiao Han has already arranged the manpower and started preparations.
Chang'an House, which had been silent for a long time, was swept again by Butler Lu in the early morning. Even the word "Xiao Mansion" on the top of the door was polished to shine.
As for the kitchen, Fat Chef and others worked hard all day before they finally came up with a schedule.
Over at the short pavilion, after a brief greeting, Li Jiancheng continued to lead the army to the Baqiao military camp next to Chang'an.
After the army left, Xiao Han naturally had no need to stay. He climbed into the carriage and returned to his home in Chang'an. Just as he was about to light the stove and take a breather, Cheng Yaojin's loud voice suddenly came from the door:
"Open the door quickly! We are here as guests. You have closed the door, don't you want us to come in? If you eat alone, you will be struck by lightning..."
"I'm going, why are you here so soon?"
Suddenly hearing Cheng Yaojin's voice, Xiao Han stood up from his chair and quickly called Butler Lu outside to open the door.
The door was slowly opened by Butler Lu.
Before the courtyard door could be fully opened, Cheng Yaojin, Xu Shiji, and Duan Zhixuan rushed in wearing helmets and armor...
Looking at the formation, those who knew it said they were here for a meal, but those who didn’t know probably thought they were here to ransack their homes...
"You...why did you come so quickly? I thought it would only take an hour or two!"
Seeing that these people had arrived, Xiao Han immediately hurriedly rushed towards them, and at the same time he did not forget to explain why he did not greet them.
"Hahaha... I didn't expect that I would come so quickly! Let me tell you, this was my old Cheng's idea!"
Cheng Yaojin looked around at the brothers around him and laughed proudly. His face looked like he was a wise man, making people want to spit on his face.
"You, what's your idea?" Looking at Cheng Yaojin, whose muscles were obviously stronger than his head, Xiao Han frowned, a little unconvinced.
Knowing that he was suspected, Cheng Yaojin glared at him and said angrily: "Nonsense, of course it's me! If you don't believe me, ask Shu Bao! Shu Bao? Shu Bao, where did he die? Come and tell Xiao Han Say, whose idea was it for us to escape?"
Qin Shubao, who was summoned from nowhere, turned a little green, glared at the demon king angrily, and said with some embarrassment: "Ahem, don't talk about this, anyway, we all came out on leave, we are not running away. of."
But what Qin Shubao didn't expect was that Xiao Han had no intention of giving up at all, and still asked the question to the end.
"Then how did you ask for leave?" Xiao Han asked persistently.
"Go ask Cheng Yaojin!" Qin Shubao became angry...
"What's your idea?" Xiao Han was really curious, and regardless of Qin Shubao's stinky face, he took Cheng Yaojin's arm and asked, "Hurry up and tell me, I'll listen. Maybe I can use it in the future!"
"You can use it! You can definitely use it!"
Cheng Yaojin was not as silent as Qin Shubao. Instead, he grinned widely, making people worry whether his head would be split in two because of his mouth.
Holding Xiao Han's shoulders, Cheng Yaojin lowered his voice mysteriously: "This method is very simple, I will teach you! When you encounter this kind of situation in the future, you just say diarrhea, the kind that can't be done" , I guarantee you a holiday!"
"Diarrhea? Don't tell me, all of you used this idea to ask for leave?"
Upon hearing this "good idea", Xiao Han's eyes widened for a moment, no less than Cheng Yaojin's.
He really couldn't believe it. For such a mentally retarded reason, could Li Jiancheng believe it?
"Yes, we all said that, and he also let us come to Chang'an to see a doctor without even saying nonsense!"
Speaking of this, Cheng Yaojin was still very proud. To him, it didn't matter what reason he had!
What matters is whether this reason works well, and facts have proven that this reason works well!
"You're awesome..." Xiao Han wiped his face heavily and asked angrily: "Then let me ask again, was our Crown Prince kicked in the head by a donkey today?"
"Kicked in the head by a donkey?" Cheng Yaojin scratched his head and said: "How is that possible? There are not many donkeys in the military camp! Who can go around its butt? However, it is true that the prince fell from his horse today. of……"
"Falled off the horse? Why did you hit your head? Did you fall silly?" Xiao Han continued to ask.
Cheng Yaojin replied with some pity: "That's not true. The flatterer named Xue Wanche next to him used him as a human cushion, but he didn't fall! Hey, if I had known at that time, I should have stretched out my legs to trip that bastard, and then let him Rushing to show courtesy..."
"You didn't hit your head? So he believes this reason?" Xiao Han ignored Cheng Yaojin's nonsense, but pointed at his own head, then at Cheng Yaojin's, and finally made an explosive gesture. It's like asking who among the three of us has a broken head?
Cheng Yaojin didn't know whether he understood Xiao Han's gesture, raised his big hand and said nonchalantly: "Believe it! Why don't you believe it? If you don't believe it, let him go to the latrine with us to check it for yourself?"
Okay, this answer is very cunning and shameless!
Even Xiao Han had to give his thumbs up at this moment. He believed that this matter could be done easily!
Facing Xiao Han's appreciation, Cheng Yaojin smiled, stopped standing stupidly, put his arms around Xiao Han, and walked to the backyard kitchen without spinning.
I haven't eaten anything all day, and my stomach has already turned upside down. I have to find something to eat quickly.
Cheng Yaojin and the others were very familiar with Xiao Han's house, especially the wine cellar and kitchen. They were even more familiar with it than Xiao Han, and they couldn't go wrong even with their eyes closed.
In a few moments, everyone led by Cheng Yaojin came to the kitchen.
As for the eight characters posted on the kitchen door: The kitchen is an important place and no one is allowed to enter, it means nothing to these people!
Cheng Yaojin didn't even have the mood to read a word and just opened the door and walked in.
Then, whatever the devils do when they enter the village, they will do whatever they want...
uh-huh? Is this a pickle? Yes, it’s green and chewy at first sight! Take a bite and it will be crispy! Just a bit salty.
Is this jar filled with dried fish? have a bite!
It tastes good, fragrant and sweet. Be sure to take two cars with you when you leave so you can eat it slowly when you go home!
Hey? What is that red thing on the table? persimmon? Are there any persimmons at this time? Astringent or not?
A group of robbers suddenly swarmed into the spacious kitchen, and they were all robbers who wanted to take a bite of everything they saw. This made the servants of the Xiao family who were cooking immediately confused and stayed there at a loss.
"Brothers and grandpas! Please go out first. If you stay here any longer, all our side dishes will be eaten..."
In the kitchen, the fat cook cried and begged everyone for mercy. It's hard to be a chef these days. God knows when, people started to like to go to the kitchen! Isn’t it said that a gentleman lives far away from the kitchen?
