Li Chengqian, who was about to vomit blood, couldn't see that the short pavilion five miles in front of him was now densely packed with people!
From both sides of the road, go inside the pavilion.
From the princes and nobles to the common people!
Even his younger brother Li Shimin is waiting here!
To say that the distance between the long pavilion and the short pavilion is only five miles. Even if you don't use a car and just walk on two legs, it won't take half an hour.
But now these people are strangely willing to huddle here and feel aggrieved, rather than go to the pavilion farther away to welcome the returning army in a spacious place...
Are they lazy? Don't want to walk?
That's absolutely not the case! In fact, because of the current situation, I still have to mention that bastard Dai Zhou...
His rebuttal to Pei Ji back then was so vicious!
One sentence licks the golden cup of hemorrhoids.
It makes everyone fear him like a tiger!
Even those who wanted to flatter the prince did not dare to show their faces in the long pavilion. They had to squeeze in the short pavilion and secretly curse the nosy Dai Zhou.
"Hey, Old Tang? You're so cold and your face is blue. Why didn't you wear the cotton coat I gave you this year? This is not my younger brother. I'm telling you that you're not young anymore. Don't focus on your demeanor, not your warmth..."
In the short pavilion, Xiao Han, who was wrapped in a thick cotton-padded jacket, was circling around Tang Jian.
Tang Jian had a dark face and didn't want to pay attention to Xiao Han, especially when he saw Xiao Han starting to unbutton his clothes to fan himself when he was so hot, his old face became darker and darker.
"Coke, Xiaohou, please don't say sarcastic words to Brother Tang. I have worn the clothes you gave me. They are warm, but they are inconsistent with the rules! It's okay to wear them at home, but when you go out and be seen by the censor, it is inevitable. He will be impeached at the court meeting! How can Brother Tang, who is so cautious, wear this?"
Changsun Wuji was a "good guy". Seeing that Tang Jian was about to erupt like a volcano, he hurried out to smooth things over.
"What? Put on some clothes, why are there still people impeaching me? Is there any justice? Hey, if you put it this way, why is no one impeaching me?"
Xiao Han's eyes widened in confusion, and he looked at Changsun Wuji and then at Tang Jian, with the words "I don't believe it" clearly written on his face!
When Tang Jian and Changsun Wuji saw Xiao Han's appearance, they looked at each other silently and saw deep helplessness in each other's eyes.
This question...what do you want them to say?
Xiao Han, your reputation has long been ruined. Even the censor is too lazy to trouble him on such trivial matters?
Or maybe it's because his performance in the court was too strong, and those censors trembled when they saw Wu Ban, and they selectively ignored him in order to ensure that they still had a few teeth to chew meat?
It seems that regardless of these two reasons, it must be Xiao Han who becomes angry in the end, right?
"Ahem, we don't know about this question. You can ask others yourself. Anyway, we don't wear these clothes!"
After thinking about it, the two smart people decided to do Tai Chi Push Hands in unison.
Pushing all the problems out first will save the guy himself from being unhappy, and will also make them unhappy if it affects them.
"Tch, if you don't want to wear it, don't wear it. You deserve to freeze to death!!"
Seeing these two old foxes hesitating and refusing to speak directly, Xiao Han was so angry that he couldn't help but curse at them.
As a result, these two people were fine, but others started to glare at Xiao Han angrily!
They also have cotton-padded jackets, but they don’t wear them either…
Facing these acquaintances, Xiao Han naturally refused to be outdone and glanced at them with a sideways glance: "What? Not convinced?! Then tell me, is the rules more important, or is life more important? When you are about to freeze to death, this dress will let you go In front of me, do you wear it or not?"
"This..." Everyone was suddenly speechless.
They didn't want to jump out, spit on the ground, and shouted: No clothes!
But that's just thinking about it. They also know that if they really get to that point, they are afraid that they will grab it faster than anyone else.
"Why, I have nothing to say, huh..."
Seeing that these people were silent, Xiao Han immediately started snarling again, and his nostrils were about to reach the sky. Fortunately, it wasn't raining now. If it rained, he would fill his nostrils first.
Just when Xiao Han was feeling proud and was about to take the opportunity to promote his cotton-padded jackets, an old voice suddenly came:
"What Xiaohou said is wrong! You can't have both the fish and the bear's paw, so you give up the fish and take the bear's paw! You can't have both life and righteousness, you give up life and take the righteousness!
In this world, there are no big transgressions and no big rules! How could Marquis Xiao not know that he would die of thirst without drinking the water from the stolen spring, or of starvation without eating the food that came to him? "
"Who!"
Xiao Han, who was so proud just now, was slapped with a basin of cold water poured on his face. How could he not be angry?
He glared angrily towards the place where the sound came from, but within a second, he immediately stopped...
Without him, the person speaking was Kong Yingda, Master Kong!
No matter who else said this sentence, Xiao Han would sneer at it.
But when this upright gentleman said it, Xiao Han had to believe it.
After all, Mr. Kong’s reputation, which he spent his whole life building, is definitely not an exaggeration!
If he says he won’t drink, he definitely means he won’t drink.
Even if you say you can't wear it, you won't be able to wear it even if you freeze to death.
"I've met Mr. Kong. Haha, it's a coincidence that you're here too. The weather is nice today. If there's nothing to do, I'll leave first..."
Depressedly, Xiao Han bowed his hands to Old Master Kong. Xiao Han rolled his eyes and wanted to run away.
There is nothing you can do, this old man is senior and has a stubborn temper! In front of him, Xiao Han really couldn't afford to play tricks and could only retreat.
"Hey, Xiao Hou, wait a minute!"
However, when the old man saw that Xiao Han was about to run away, he was unwilling.
Raising his hand to stop Xiao Han who was about to dive into the crowd, Kong Yingda shook his head and said: "Xiao Hou is a talented person of the Tang Dynasty, so there are some truths that we must know! For example, this piece of clothing, although it seems to be a trivial matter, there are It involves a lot!
In ancient times, people lived in caves and lived in the wild, and their hair and skin peeled off their clothes. There was no system. The saints of later generations used silk and hemp to observe the glorious colors of Hui Zhai's writings, and then dyed silk to achieve the effect. They began to make five colors and became convinced..."
Under the baptism of Mr. Kong's saliva, Xiao Han's eyes were dull and distracted, and he wanted to give himself a hammer on the head.
He really didn't know how this old man could be such a good teacher!
He just had itchy hands and made a cotton-padded jacket, so the old man grabbed him and started talking about the three systems of Hanfu from Ru Mao Drinking Blood!
A lot of truth was told, and Xiao Han was completely bored when he heard it!
"You're a bitch. If you don't want to wear it, don't wear it. What's wrong with you? Now, I'm almost drowned by Tumo Xingzi. I don't know if this old man brushed his teeth..." Xiao Han said as he rolled his eyes. think.
Xiao Han, who has always been sharp-tongued, was educated by the old master. Naturally, people around him cannot miss such a once-in-a-lifetime scene!
Now, not only Tang Jian, but also Changsun Wuji was watching with a snicker. Even Li Shimin had a tense face and a bulging stomach, as if he would burst out laughing in the next second!
"God, please save me..."
Just when Xiao Han was greeting the immortal Lao Kong for the thousand and one time in his heart, finally, a voice as beautiful as an immortal voice sounded from the front:
"Hey, it's here, it's finally here!"
