A golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse!
When the hot sunlight shined through the window and hit Xiao Han's butt, he finally groaned and slowly climbed out of bed.
Shaking his head with difficulty, Xiao Han felt an indescribable feeling well up in his heart. Xiao Han felt that his head and brain seemed to be completely separated!
The day before yesterday, I drank with Yu Chigong and the others before I fully woke up, and last night I drank heavily with Zhang Qiang and the others!
If you drink this way, you probably won't be able to hold it even if the gods come.
"Xiaodong, Xiaodong!"
After sitting on the bed and resting for a while, Xiao Han habitually shouted twice outside. Then he heard the door creak open and someone walked in in a hurry, but he didn't pay attention.
"Xiaodong, where are my pants? Why..."
Xiao Han lowered his head and rummaged around on the bed to find his pants. He accidentally caught a glimpse of a pair of small embroidered shoes on the ground.
"You're crazy, are you wearing these shoes?"
Before Xiao Han could react, he glanced up from the shoes, and Xiao Lian's red face immediately appeared in front of him!
silence!
Deathly silence!
After dozens of seconds, Xiao Han on the bed finally let out a "tragic" scream!
And with this scream, Xiao Han almost used the action of the Flash to grab the quilt on the bed and put it all over his body! A pair of horrified eyes were revealed, full of innocence and fright!
Xiao Lian's face was very red and hot!
She could see Xiao Han's appearance just now!
Although she had been in the brothel for so long, this was the first time in her life that Xiao Han didn't react until he screamed.
"Hou...Master Hou, you soiled your pants yesterday. This...this is a new set of clothes."
After stammering these words, Xiao Lian handed over the new clothes that were almost ruined by him with trembling hands.
Xiao Han's mind was still blank at this time. When he saw the clothes handed over, he subconsciously reached out and took them!
So, the quilt on my body slipped down again...
"ah……"
Okay, this time the scream is finally normal, at least it comes from a woman...
The idiot in the next room also stayed with me for a long time last night. He was woken up by the first scream. He got up sleepily. As soon as he walked to the door, there was another scream.
"What are you doing?!" He impatiently looked towards the place where the sound came from. He only saw Xiao Lian running out of Xiao Han's house like flying...
"Eh? Is this Xiao Lian? What happened to her in the Marquis' house?"
Rubbing his eyes in disbelief, the idiot's mind suddenly started to spin. All the dirty jokes he heard in the military camp suddenly came to mind!
In the room, Xiao Han hurriedly put on his pants, and then ran out of the room without even having time to put on his shirt and belt.
He originally wanted to stop Xiao Lian and explain! But when I arrived at the door, I realized that there was no one else there. There was only one stupid guy standing there with a strange look on his face.
"Hey! Lunzi, what did you see?" Looking at Lunzi with gritted teeth, Xiao Han asked in a voice that could freeze into ice.
The fool suddenly trembled, and his brain, which was not bright at all, suddenly became enlightened at this moment!
"Uh... me? I didn't see anything. I haven't woken up yet. I'm sleepwalking! Well, that must be it!"
Having said these words that even ghosts don't believe, the fool decisively closed his eyes and ran to his room in an unsteady manner. Even if he bumped his head against a pillar, he wouldn't cry out in pain...
Xiao Han, who was behind, looked at the door that was slammed shut and groaned feebly: "Hey, what can you do if you can do this!"
There is a saying in this world that there is no airtight wall in the world!
Just when Xiao Han was extremely upset.
But he didn't notice at all: on the nearby courtyard wall, at the entrance to the courtyard, and at the moon gate, several pairs of eyes shining with gossip were quietly revealed!
Half a day, only half a day!
The story of Xiao Han teasing Xiao Lian that morning spread throughout the Xiao family village!
For this reason, Zhang Qiang, who was listless, even ran over to hold Xiao Han's head and look at it.
Finally, after receiving a kick, he threw his head up to the sky and laughed loudly before going out.
"This is really not what I did!!!"
Xiao Han looked up to the sky and roared, then angrily ran towards the fool.
Soon, the same scream appeared on the idiot...
After being caught by Xiao Han and beaten hard, the poor fool was like a bullied little daughter-in-law, almost bursting into tears.
He wanted to show off this gossip at first, but before he could take action, a more detailed version had been circulated outside. Even he was stunned by the details...
"It's over, let Xue Pan hear it and it's over! My reputation will be ruined in one day..."
After beating the fool, Xiao Han retreated into the room, hoping that Xue Pan didn't know anything.
However, even he himself did not believe in this hope. The whole family now regarded Xue Pan as their mistress. How could she not know such breaking news?
As for people, the more they are afraid of something, the more they become afraid of it!
Just when Xiao Han was running around in a hurry like an old donkey, a pretty figure opened the door and appeared in front of him.
"Ah, Xue...Xue Pan! Good morning..."
Hearing the sound of the door opening, Xiao Han trembled. As soon as he turned his head, he saw Xue Pan's delicate face, which made him stutter even when he spoke.
At any rate, after more than 20 years of experience in later generations, the study of love loyalty is engraved in Xiao Han's bones. This is why he is so uneasy!
If it were someone else, a shameless person like Liu Hongji, not only would he not be worried, but he would probably be able to show off...
"Morning? It's already afternoon!"
When Xue Pan saw Xiao Han's appearance, his stomach was almost bursting with laughter, but he still had to look innocent on his face.
"Huh? Oh! I mean early afternoon..."
Saying this unconsciously, Xiao Han immediately wanted to slap himself twice!
Damn it! This is good, I can’t edit anymore.
The corner of Xue Pan's mouth twitched slightly. She was afraid that she would burst out laughing, so she coughed lightly and said: "Ahem, okay, okay, don't worry about whether it's early or not, Daochang Yuan is here to find you, hurry up Click out.”
"Taoist Yuan? Yuan Tiangang? Why is he here?"
Xiao Han's uneasy mood calmed down a little when he heard that Xue Pan was not here to "catch an adulterer" but to talk about business.
Xue Pan frowned and urged, "How do I know? He only said he was looking for you, so hurry up. Taoist Yuan is very famous now. It's not good to neglect him!"
"Famous? Isn't it because of me?" Xiao Han rolled his eyes, thought for a moment, and finally arranged his clothes and walked to the living room.
"Oh, right!"
Just when Xiao Han passed by Xue Pan, Xue Pan suddenly raised his eyebrows and said to him: "Xiao Lian told me what happened this morning..."
"Pfft..."
