"Put my pants down!"
Xiao Han roared with a dark face, then snatched his bloomers from Li Shimin and stuffed them back into his bow.
Li Shimin, who had nothing in his hands but still kept grabbing his pants, had a look of disgust on his face and subconsciously touched his nose.
As a result, when he raised his hand halfway, he remembered that it was Xiao Han's pants that this hand was grabbing, and he quickly shook it aside as if he was disgusted.
After Xiao Han finished stuffing his pants, he turned around and caught a glimpse of Li Shimin. He couldn't help but chuckle and said:
"Okay, you, I don't dislike you, but you dislike me first! These are new pants, I haven't worn them yet!"
Hearing this, Li Shimin also smiled, looked around the room, crossed his arms and smiled: "Haha, you cleaned up pretty fast. No one else made any move, so you got ready first!"
Xiao Han kept moving his hands, and while immersed in his work, he said: "The early bird catches the worm, why shouldn't I be more diligent? By the way, the war is about to begin. If you, the commander, don't mobilize your troops, you will run away." What's wrong with me stealing pants?"
"Bah, who cares about stealing your pants?!"
When Li Shimin heard about his pants, he felt uncomfortable. He glared at Xiao Han with a dull look, then sat down on the bed that had been tidied up with only wooden boards left, rubbed his head and continued:
"What we are attacking this time is just a small Luokou warehouse. The city is not strong and the water is not deep! Although there are more people, Wang Shichong's men are afraid that the same thing will happen. Things have been arranged long ago. Just wait. Just implement it step by step!"
"Oh? Then what are you worried about? If Luokou Cang is captured, Luoyang will be finished! What? Are you still afraid that the old rabbit Wang Shichong will bite you?" When Xiao Han heard this, he couldn't help but look at Li Shimin strangely and asked.
Li Shimin scratched his hair, sighed suddenly, and said in a low voice: "You know nothing! Luokou is easy to attack, but Luoyang is difficult to attack!
According to our estimates, even if the Luokou warehouse's grain supply to Luoyang is cut off this time, the grain stored in it can be supplied for at least eight months. During these eight months, we not only have to face Wang Shichong, but also Be careful of Dou Jiande in Hebei..."
"What's wrong with Dou Jiande? Didn't he establish diplomatic relations with us?" Xiao Han blinked and asked deliberately pretending not to understand.
"Is establishing diplomatic relations useful?" Li Shimin asked Xiao Han sarcastically.
Xiao Han coughed and said sheepishly: "It seems to be of no use..."
Li Shimin glanced at Xiao Han and saw that he was not confused by all the promises. Then he hummed and continued: "So, I'm afraid that things in the future will be very troublesome..."
"Trouble?" Xiao Han scratched his head and looked at Li Shimin and said, "No, come with one, you pack one! Come with a pair, you pack a pair! Isn't that enough? How simple is it?"
As soon as these words came out, Li Shimin couldn't help but almost laughed out loud. Even Old Man Hua, who was sitting quietly on the side, shook his cheeks and looked like he couldn't hold it in any longer.
Li Shimin tried to calm down, then stared at Xiao Han and asked, "Why are you so confident in me?"
Xiao Han nodded and said as a matter of course: "Because you are the King of Qin! Look, King Qin Huiwen, King Qin Zhaoxiang, and King Qin Yingzheng are all unparalleled geniuses! Now one of the three is missing, why can't we add another one? Are you the only one?"
"It seems that the bones of the three of them who died long ago are rotten! Are you cursing me to stay with them?" Li Shimin looked at Xiao Han resentfully and asked.
Xiao Han chuckled, scratched his head and said: "Everyone is destined to die! However, I think people only die after they have made great achievements! So if you have to work hard, it's best to surpass them! It's also easy to let them go. Those of us who are following you can also benefit from it!"
"Overwhelm them?" Hearing Xiao Han's shameless words, Li Shimin gradually had a smile on his face.
"Does unifying China count?" Li Shimin stamped the ground under his feet and asked with a smile.
Xiao Han quickly nodded and looked at him with a flattering look on his face: "Forget it! Of course, this small goal is set well! I guess we can get a lot of credit by following it!"
Li Shimin was so disgusted by Xiao Han's flattering expression that he moved his buttocks to the end of the bed, and then continued to ask: "What about after the unification of Kyushu?"
"Unify Kyushu? Huh... That would be great! At that time, I can walk sideways on the street and beat up anyone I don't like! Seeing that the flower girl is beautiful, I will... ahem, watch more A few glances!" Xiao Han replied with a longing look on his face.
For some reason, Li Shimin seemed a little disappointed with Xiao Han's answer. He stared at him for a long time before saying: "Okay, it's settled! I conquer the world, and you will take the credit! When we conquer the world, we will think about it together." Bully whoever you bully!"
"Hehe, that's natural!" Xiao Han replied with a laugh.
Li Shimin also laughed a few times, then patted Xiao Han on the shoulder, apologized to Old Man Hua, and then stood up and walked out.
Compared with the stumbling steps when he came, Li Shimin's steps were extremely firm when he left. Coupled with the sound of the armor on his body, he looked like an invincible commander.
Seeing Li Shimin opening the door and about to walk out, Xiao Han behind him suddenly shouted to him without thinking:
"King Qin, you can do whatever you want. We all support you! Even if you poke a hole in the sky, we will work with you to mend it!"
When Li Shimin heard this, his figure swayed, but he did not look back in the end. He just waved his hand, strode out the door, and then disappeared on the street.
Seeing Li Shimin leave, Xiao Han finally sat down on the bed, took a few deep breaths, fumbled to untie the water bag from his waist, raised his neck and drank a big mouthful of water, and then felt the pain in his heart. The heat has gone down a bit.
At this time, Old Man Hua, who had been silent since just now, suddenly walked up to Xiao Han, pointed outside in a low voice and asked: "Xiao Han, King Qin is..."
The old man didn't say the next few words, but just pointed to the sky. He believed Xiao Han could understand.
Xiao Han glanced at Old Man Hua, nodded, then shook his head and sighed: "Hey, who knows?"
"Who knows?" Old Man Hua suddenly became angry when he heard Xiao Han treat him so perfunctorily. He stepped forward and grabbed Xiao Han's collar and shouted: "Then please explain: King Qin Huiwen, King Qin Zhaoxiang, and King Qin Yingzheng are What's the meaning?"
Xiao Han was startled by the old man's actions and stammered: "No...it's not interesting. They are just a few talented people with the title of King of Qin?"
"It's not interesting?!" Old Man Hua's breath almost hit Xiao Han's face!
He tried his best to suppress the anxiety in his heart and shouted: "Who are they? They are all emperors! Li Shimin is just a prince now, not even a prince!
You deliberately brought out a few emperors and asked them to fill the gap? Believe it or not, if this word gets out, I will collect your body tomorrow! "
