"What kind of crap is this? Why does it smell like this! Put it aside and stay away from me!"
Seeing several jailors carrying dark bedding into the cell, Xiao Han immediately dodged and then pinched his nose as if being smoked and refused to let go.
The prison head was a little embarrassed when he saw Xiao Han's appearance, and he cupped his hands and said: "My Lord Marquis! You may be used to fine clothes and fine food, and you are not used to the things of lowly people like us.
But no matter what, it is also the best quilt in our house! My mother-in-law used them when she first married her! Don’t worry, I’ve just been exposed to the sun, so I’m sure you’ll be warm! "
"But this... is too..."
After listening to the prison chief's explanation, Xiao Han finally let go of the hand holding his nose, but as he had a slight mysophobia, he felt goosebumps all over his body when he looked at these beddings!
Not to mention letting him sleep with something like this, he would probably feel very upset if he touched it!
"Hey! Where is this? You are so picky! You don't want it, I want it! Really, it's good to sleep on some. During the war, why don't you just sleep on a straw mat on the loess soil?"
Just when Xiao Han was still hesitating, Cheng Yaojin, who had fallen asleep, suddenly woke up, staggered over, grabbed the quilt, shook it in the air, and then fell on it with a "plop" and rolled left and right. , even the person and the quilt turned into a cocoon, wrapped so tightly!
"I'll go, Old Cheng, you bastard! Give me some. You can occupy such a big bed by yourself. Aren't you afraid of being strangled to death?" Liu Hongji didn't want this quilt at first, but when he saw Cheng Yaojin eating alone, he He immediately became unwilling and came over, grabbed a corner and pulled hard!
Cheng Yaojin was pulled and slid on the ground like a big bug, but he refused to let go: "No! I got it first! There are mattresses over there, why don't you go get those?"
"Those are too thin, so I'm interested in your bed!"
"Bah! I won't give it to you, just look at your feet!"
"Oh, donkey kicking? Damn it! Brothers, come up and grab it together!"
Seeing these bastards fighting for a quilt, even a disgusting quilt, the whole cell was filled with smoke and dust.
Xiao Han was speechless, carefully dodged an ugly boot, covered his mouth and nose and stepped back!
Fists and kicks are not very discerning. If this happens accidentally, it is really not a joke.
"Master Hou, Master Hou, you seem to have come out..."
The prison head who brought the quilt looked at Xiao Han, who was standing outside the cell door with him, with black lines on his head.
He thought to himself: This master doesn’t treat himself as an outsider, right? After all, this is also Chang'an County Prison, not Chang'an County Yihongyuan! Why did he come out as soon as he said it?
"I know! It's okay, I can't run, I'll be in in a moment!"
However, Xiao Han didn't care about this. He glanced at the dark-faced prison head and threw out two gold leaves: "I'm thirsty, go and get me some water, clean, boiled, not Liang Shui Ang!"
If you want to say what is the most useful thing in the world, then no need to ask, it is definitely money!
The prison warden who originally had a mournful face saw the two golden leaves, yellow and orange, and his face was like a magic trick, and the sun suddenly shone brightly!
"Okay! Liuzi? Go and get some water for Mr. Marquis. Ask for boiling water. Wash the cup three times and boil it before serving it!
Old horse, old horse! Are you dead? If he's still alive, go to the door and let him know.
And you, go and bring my stool to the Marquis! Bah, why don't you have any eyesight? How do I teach you guys! "
After a while of people flipping over, Xiao Han finally sat comfortably on the Taishi chair with a group of people waiting on him, crossing his legs and drinking tea...
If you didn't look at the dim surroundings, no one would have guessed that this was the treatment of prisoners in prison.
"Master Marquis, it's getting dark outside, what would you like to eat tonight?" When he said this, the flattery on the prison leader's face almost overflowed!
Who is the Marquis in front of me? This is obviously a god, or the God of Wealth, and even his farts are extraordinary!
There are two golden leaves as soon as you take action! When I was in this prison before, even if I punished those poor people to death, I still couldn't earn so much in a year...
"What to eat?" Xiao Han put down the teacup leisurely, tilted his head and thought for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Let's not talk about food for now, let me ask you first, His Majesty just locked us here, is there anything we can't say for sure? People visiting?”
"No! Absolutely not!"
When the prison chief heard Xiao Han ask this, he immediately shook his head like a husky.
"Your Majesty is very angry today. When the anger subsides, he will definitely release all the adults. How can you really treat them like prisoners!"
"Oh, is that so?" Xiao Han nodded slowly, then looked at Cheng Yaojin and others who were sleeping in the cell, and whispered to the cell leader:
"Well, I don't need anything to eat. The main reason is that I really can't use your bedding! So, you go to Dongshi, find a "Han Yuexuan" shop, tell me my name, and let them send more Get the quilt over here.”
"This allows people to send things in..."
He was wondering if he was in jail or on vacation. A trace of hesitation appeared on his face. Suddenly, his palms sank again. When he looked down, the golden light almost blinded his eyes...
"Oh! No problem! Wait a moment, Lord Marquis, we are close to Dongshi! In half an hour, no, in one stick of incense, I will deliver the message to you!"
Holding the gold leaf tightly in his hand, the red-eyed cell leader jumped up as soon as he picked up onions on dry ground. After saying these words, he ran out in a hurry!
It seems that the saying that money can make the world go round is indeed a universal truth.
Prison has never been a good place since time immemorial.
Looking at his own cell, which is known as the largest and best cell in the entire Chang'an County Prison, Xiao Han could only sigh.
Is this also called the best? It was not even as good as their woodshed. In just a short period of time, several huge mice ran across the wall.
There was also the boldest one, which actually got close to Luo Wen's head and sniffed it for a long time, and finally ran away after receiving a clod of dirt from Xiao Han.
Liu Hongji, Cheng Yaojin and the others looked really sleepy.
That's right, after spending the whole night at Xiao Han's house last night, and doing such an energy-consuming "beneficial activity" today, even the liveliest person should be tired.
Xiao Han, who was running errands and sitting on a chair with heavy eyelids, began to doze off and on. As a result, just when he was about to fall asleep, the cell door outside suddenly opened.
(Some people say that gold and silver were not used as currency in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. This is correct.
But this does not prevent them from being valuable at that time! Although you can't spend it directly, you can still exchange it for copper coins by going to a pawn shop. )
