How does this old saying come from?
Life is like that... Since I can't resist, I have to close my eyes and enjoy...
After hearing the news that the two old men were coming, Xiao Han uneasily thought about all the dangers he could think of.
However, now that he saw two people standing in front of him, his heart calmed down.
What the hell!
In this life, the damned ones will choke to death if they drink water, and the undead ones will not die even if they fall from the sky! If you live carefully, life will be too boring.
Taking the two old men back to Tongguan, they were very tired after days of traveling and traveling.
When they arrived at the villa where Xiao Han was staying temporarily, the two of them hurriedly washed up and went to the bedroom to sleep.
It was an extremely sweet sleep, from morning to evening, until an alluring fragrance entered the room from the window, and Old Man Hua and Sun Simiao woke up leisurely.
After all, they didn’t even eat lunch, and they were also hungry...
After getting up and packing up, Old Man Hua opened the door to the room in the other courtyard. Just as he was about to go out, he suddenly found that in the pitch-black courtyard, a group of heads turned around silently, staring directly at him!
This weird scene almost scared the heart out of Old Man Hua on the spot!
"That old...Old Sun, can you catch ghosts?"
Taking a step back cautiously, Old Man Hua suddenly remembered that there was a Taoist priest beside him, and hurriedly pushed Sun Simiao forward.
Sun Simiao's determination was stronger than that of Old Man Hua. After being startled, he used the dim light to see these heads clearly and couldn't help but laugh: "Hahaha, I don't know how to catch ghosts, but I can still catch people!"
"Arrests?"
Before Old Man Hua understood what it meant, the heads in front suddenly burst into cheers! Immediately, the heads dispersed in a hurry, and those who lit lamps and candles, and those who moved tables and chairs, were very busy!
A few more candles were lit, and the beating light illuminated the huge yard!
Old Man Hua, who was in a state of confusion just now, looked over. Who were those busy heads if they weren't Xiao Han?
"Little calf, you are sincerely trying to scare me, right?"
When he saw clearly that it was Xiao Han, Old Man Hua, whose heart was still pounding, immediately became furious! He rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action. Xiao Han was so frightened that he immediately dropped his cattail leaf fan, jumped to the side with a "swish" sound, and shouted:
"Master! Don't accuse people unjustly! I am preparing delicious food for you. Seeing that you are sleeping so soundly, I specifically asked them not to make a sound or turn on a lamp, for fear of disturbing you! Chai Shao, what are you talking about? Right?"
As the general manager, Chai Shao naturally didn't have to work with Xiaodong and the others. At this time, he was squatting next to a stove, looking at the bubbling casserole eagerly. When he heard Xiao Han ask him, he immediately said without looking back. : "Yes, yes, yes! Hey, Xiao Han! I said everyone is awake, let's eat! If someone comes again later, this will not be enough to fill the gap between the teeth!"
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat! Why didn't I choke you to death!" Xiao Han was angry at Chai Shao's perfunctory look, and yelled at the foodie!
To put it bluntly, he originally thought it would be troublesome and had no intention of calling Chai Shao, but halfway through the stew of the meat, this guy came right after the smell! Like a mangy dog, you can't drive them away.
"Hmph, you know what's going on!"
After knowing what happened, Old Man Hua angrily stopped chasing him. At this time, he was really hungry!
After appeasing the old man, Xiao Han did not intend to be polite, and immediately set the table and served the dishes!
Inviting the two old men to sit down, Chai Shao licked his face and naturally sat down below them, grabbing his chopsticks and waiting for the meal to begin!
His actions naturally caused Xiao Han to roll his eyes again. This was too self-conscious and he couldn't even be polite...
A small table can seat four people. As for Jia Xiaodong and the others, they were each holding a large bowl and watching Xiao Han put food on the plate with saliva.
These were all agreed upon in advance, and what was on the plate belonged to Xiao Han! As for what's left in the pot, it's theirs...
The reason for doing this is not that Xiao Han won't let them sit at the table, but because here, there is only one table and four chairs!
Don’t be too dissatisfied with the shabby nature, these two things were brought from the ship...
Tongguan is still far away from Chang'an!
It’s strange that not many people know about the high-top tables and chairs that are so popular in Chang’an.
The red meatballs attracted a lot of applause as soon as they came out of the pot. Many people slurped at these meatballs, which were bigger than their fists. Only the idiot looked a little guilty...
When he was making this dish just now, Xiao Han asked him to find some "horse hooves".
As a result, the stupid fool took the knife and ran to the horse pen! If the monkey in the horse pen hadn't howled so miserably that the horse warden was summoned, the poor bay horse would have lost a hoof...
"Note: Bi Mawen is not a fabrication in Journey to the West. In ancient times, many people believed that raising monkeys in horse pens would get rid of horse plague. For example, Jia Sixie's "Essential Techniques for Qi Min" contains a paragraph: macaques are often tied to horses. The square makes the horses fearless, wards off evil, and eliminates all kinds of diseases.
Therefore, wherever horses were raised on a large scale, monkeys were also raised. "
After being scolded by the horse supervisor, he figured out that the so-called horseshoe was just an ingredient similar to mushrooms. He bowed repeatedly, and then he didn't hold him accountable.
It's just that a thief will always feel guilty. Now seeing the meatball, he thought of the panicked bay horse again.
Naturally, no one cares about the strange behavior of the idiot. At this time, it is more important to pay attention to the food in front of you!
Xiao Han didn't know why the ancients didn't like to eat pork. It probably was because they couldn't cook it! Anyway, the pork he cooks is never enough to eat...
Meatballs are just a kind of hard dish. A fat Yellow River carp was steamed by Xiao Han in a steamer. Then he put shredded ginger and green onions on it and cooked it in hot oil. The aroma and taste!
Anyway, after Chai Shao took a bite, he felt that the carp he ate the night before was just garbage!
There were not many dishes, one fish, one meat, plus two vegetarian dishes. When all the dishes were served, the four people at the table immediately followed the rule of eating silently and sleeping silently, and ate quickly with their heads down!
It’s not that they don’t want to talk, it’s that they are afraid that if they talk, others will eat up all the food...
Especially Chai Shao, who eats like a hungry ghost reincarnated. Doesn't he have any of the charming demeanor of the Prince Consort in the drama?
Anyway, every time Xiao Han sees him eating, he always feels unfair for Princess Pingyang!
This is just a pile of cow dung dropped on the flowers!
After a while, after having enough wine and food, Old Man Hua touched his belly and burped happily. This was the most comfortable meal he had eaten in recent days!
"Master, my apprentice's craftsmanship is not bad..."
Seeing that Old Man Hua seemed to be in a good mood, Xiao Han immediately climbed up the pole.
However, Old Man Hua just glanced sideways at Xiao Han, who was full of flattery, and uttered four words in his mouth: "Not doing your job properly!"
