Facing this enthusiastic fat magistrate, Xiao Han, who is now a general, naturally showed a proud look and laughed:
"That's natural! Our army is full of top-notch good men. Where can we go without beating the crap out of others?"
"Hahahaha...that's that! Xiao Hou, please go this way, the best restaurant in the city is ahead! Knowing that Xiao Hou is coming, I have already ordered the good cook to cook the dishes!"
The fat magistrate bowed slightly and tried his best to cater to Xiao Han.
He doesn't expect Xiao Han to help him. As long as he can't make mistakes, he will make mistakes. If he can become a familiar face, he will make thousands of dollars!
However, when it came to the restaurant, Fatty County Magistrate suddenly noticed that Xiao Han's expression changed! However, after many years of ups and downs in officialdom, he finally restrained himself from asking more questions.
Xiao Han was sure that the fat man saw the expression he made deliberately, but he didn't see him asking questions after waiting for a long time! He had no choice but to sigh deliberately and said with a worried look: "Hey, I won't go to the restaurant this time!"
"No, it seems to have fallen into a pit!"
When the fat man saw Xiao Han acting like this, how could he not know that something was wrong? But the words have been made so clear, even if he is 10,000 unwilling, he can only follow Xiao Han's words and ask: "What? Looking at your worried look, Mr. Hou, it seems that your subordinates are not doing as well as you should." Is it satisfactory?"
Xiao Han finally waited until the fat man asked the question, and felt happy in his heart, but he still kept a sad look on his face.
He waved his hand and said: "Hey, it's none of your business! It's just that we didn't bring enough food for this march! I heard about the restaurant just now, and I couldn't help but think of the belly of my brothers, hey..."
"this……"
Seeing Xiao Han sighing, the fat man couldn't help but feel nervous.
As the magistrate of Weinan County, he has no obligation to supply food and fodder to the army!
But looking at Xiao Han's appearance now, he almost reached out to ask for it! If I don't give this at all, won't my little shoes be put on properly in the future?
"Marquis, duke, and prince? That's all! This time, I'll treat it as my pre-investment!"
Thinking about the characters in Xiao Han's army this time, the fat man thought about it again and again, and finally made up his mind. He gritted his teeth and said:
"Master Hou! The army goes out to fight for the country! Logically speaking, we should all contribute! However, now is the time when the supply of goods is low, and Lao Huang, I dare not touch the food in the granary! Otherwise, I will now Go contact the wealthy households in the city and see if you can raise some food to reward the soldiers for their hard work."
"Looking to wealthy households to raise food? How can we raise much?"
Xiao Han didn't expect that the fat man was so decisive and wanted to raise food! Just looking at the dilapidated appearance of Weinan County, he really didn't have much hope in raising food.
"Forget it! The army's daily ration is more than 10,000 kilograms. The food raised in your county may not even be enough for a mouthful of porridge!"
After calculating in his mind for a long time, Xiao Han finally spoke! Moreover, the content of these words also relieved Fatty's nervous mood, and he hurriedly said: "Master Hou! This is inappropriate. No matter how much food there is, that is what we people in Weinan County want! Please ask Master Hou Don’t ever refuse!”
"this……"
Xiao Han hesitated for a moment and said that the butt determines the head! If this was something given to him by the fat man, Xiao Han might disdain it! But now that he is giving it to the army, Xiao Han, as a logistics officer, naturally has to think about it from the perspective of the army.
"That's fine! However, consider these things that our army owes you! When we return from victory, we will return the spoils to you!"
"Master Marquis is so polite. If you don't pay back anything, this is just a little thought from the people of our county!"
Seeing that Xiao Han confirmed his method, Fatty Huang also breathed a sigh of relief?
He was just worried that Xiao Han's appetite would be too big, and then he, the county magistrate, would probably be doomed today.
Fatty was also a decisive person. Now that he had made his decision, he immediately began to order his men to go to the city to collect food.
When Xiao Han saw this, he rolled his eyes and followed him: "Huang County Lord, may I ask, is there anyone in this city who makes a living by fishing?"
The fat man who was explaining his men was stunned when he heard this. He turned his head and looked at Xiao Han doubtfully and said: "Of course this is true. Why does Xiao Hou ask?"
Xiao Han said with a smile: "Oh, I'm not afraid of your jokes! It's a given that the army is short of food, and from here on, we have to go down the Wei River! The fish in this river, If you leave it alone, leave it alone. If you catch it and make soup for the soldiers to drink, it will be a good meal, right?"
When the fat man heard this, he immediately stood in awe: "Master Hou is so righteous! You are devoted to the army and the people, and you are really a role model for our generation! It is a blessing that the Tang Dynasty has people who love the people like their own children..."
The fat county magistrate was flattering him wildly in front of a group of people. Xiao Han had goosebumps all over the floor as he listened, so he had to quickly wave his hand to stop him: "Okay, okay, stop flattering me! I'm scaring you." It’s not like I’m recruiting your fishermen to join the army, just get me some fishing nets and we can do the rest ourselves!”
"Master Hou is wise!!!"
After hearing this, the fat man, who had been thirsty since just now, finally felt relieved, and became a little grateful to Xiao Han for his defensiveness from the beginning.
Some food is nothing, and some fishing nets are nothing! But if he does not harm his own people, that is enough to make the fat man grateful. After all, the fat man can be considered a good official!
When Xiao Han led several carts out of the city gate in a swagger, the sun was still shining brightly in the sky.
Xiao Han raised his head to cover the sun with his hands and took a look, confirming that he was traveling really fast today!
"Wow, Lord Marquis! Did you blackmail this?"
When he saw Xiao Han coming out of the city gate, the first person to run over was naturally Lengzi! However, when he saw several carts full of grain, vegetables, and dried meat following Xiao Han, his eyes immediately straightened!
Xiao Han, who had done everything, was in a good mood, but after hearing what the idiot said, his face immediately dropped! He kicked me hard and said, "Get out! This is a gift from someone willingly. Can it be called blackmail?"
The fool is too familiar with Xiao Han's movements! The moment he raised his feet, he had already reached the last few carts! When he stretched his head to look at these cars, his playful expression immediately froze.
"Master Hou, why do you have so many fishing nets?" The fool raised his head and asked strangely.
"Oh, those fishing nets? They are used for cooking!" Xiao Han rolled his eyes and replied angrily.
"Cook the fishing nets to eat? How to eat them? Can they be eaten?" After hearing Xiao Han's words, circles began to appear in the eyes of the fool!
Boil fishing nets to eat? What's the way to eat this? Is it delicious? Never heard of it?
Seeing the stupid look on his face, Xiao Han was completely speechless. In the end, Xiaodong couldn't hold it back and hit him on the head hard: "You are stupid. Fishing nets are naturally used for catching people." Fish! Can you even ask such a mentally retarded question?"
