Chapter 712: Fooling Yuan Tiangang

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Since ancient times, the battles between sects have never stopped!

Even if the Taoist sect seems to be aloof from the outside world, it is difficult to be immune to this kind of wave!

In a very simply decorated room in Xiao Han's home, Xiao Han prepared a bucket full of solution using bile, water, and caustic soda. After stirring vigorously, he panted and turned to Yuan Tiangang, who looked suspicious on the side. Said: "Okay, you have seen the steps I just took. This bucket of stuff is definitely worth the caustic soda you brought! That means I am generous. If it were anyone else, I would have already made such a huge contribution. I’m holding on and won’t let go!”

"What a great contribution?"

Hearing what Xiao Han said, Yuan Tiangang's old face suddenly dropped, he pointed at the barrel with trembling hands and said angrily: "Is this a bucket of rotten water the credit you said? Is Xiao Hou joking? Or are you bullying me? people?!"

Xiao Han turned a blind eye to the angry Yuan Tiangang. Instead, he sat down on the chair and picked up the cup to drink water. He said: "Yes, this is it. Don't believe it. You definitely took advantage of it." , If you don’t deliver eighteen hundred kilograms of gold another day, you probably won’t be able to rest in conscience!”

Yuan Tiangang was angrily provoked by Xiao Han's behavior and laughed: "I don't know whether my conscience is at peace, but Xiao Hou, if you don't speak clearly today! I'm afraid you won't be at peace in the future!"

"Hey! I don't know what's good for you, but you dare to threaten me?" Xiao Han calmly crossed his legs, tapped his chin on the bucket of solution and said, "Believe it or not, I'll take this thing Go outside and break anyone’s head if you want?”

"Our Taoist sect is not short of treasures, let alone such "treasures"!" Yuan Tiangang squeezed out these words through his teeth.

Xiao Han chuckled and said: "Then I will give it to the Buddhists, or some Zoroastrian sect, and return to Islam. They promise to be grateful to me, not like you!"

"How do you say this?" Yuan Tiangang calmed down at this time and felt that Xiao Han did not seem to be taking pleasure in himself, so he asked in a deep voice.

Xiao Han glanced at Yuan Tiangang, seeming a little regretful that he didn't continue to be angry.

He put down the cup gently, shook his head and said with a smile: "I will tell you this later. Now I want to ask Taoist Yuan: Who do you think has the most scholars, farmers, industrialists and merchants in the world?"

Yuan Tiangang didn't know why Xiao Han suddenly asked this, so he suppressed the impatience in his heart and replied: "Of course there are more common people!"

"Oh, how many of these ordinary people make a living by farming?" Xiao Han continued to ask.

"Ninety-five out of ten!" At this time, Yuan Tiangang answered quickly, and his face was not as ugly as before. Instead, he glanced thoughtfully at the wooden barrel that Xiao Han had just stirred...

"Haha, that's it!"

Before Yuan Tiangang could figure out the meaning, Xiao Han suddenly clapped his hands and stood up from the stool.

After circling around the bucket of turbid liquid, Xiao Han stood up and said to Yuan Tiangang: "I have some ideas of my own. I wonder if you would like to hear them, Taoist Master?"

"I would like to hear the details!" Yuan Tiangang said without time to think.

Xiao Han nodded, thought for a while and said: "Actually, I am close to our Taoism. After all, Taoist Master Sun has always been one of the elders I respect most! In my opinion, if Taoism wants to prosper, it is absolutely impossible to just think about being alone. !

Look at Buddhism, no matter what mistakes a person makes, if he just puts down the butcher's knife, he will become a Buddha immediately! Then he built temples all over the world, attracting devotees to worship him day and night! Those bald ladles started collecting money for sesame oil!

That’s not all, look at the Islam outside! Muhammad holds the Quran in one hand and a sword in the other! Those who believe in me are brothers, and those who do not believe in me are enemies! Wherever you go, you are surrounded by a group of younger brothers. How overbearing is this? How intuitive?

There is also the Zoroastrian Cult, which attracts all businessmen. As long as you join the sect, no matter how you deceive and deceive, the Lord will forgive you and grant you bliss in the next life..."

Xiao Han was frothing at what he said, and Yuan Tiangang was dumbfounded. After a while, he remembered to ask: "Xiao Hou, what do these things you said have to do with my Taoism, or with this bucket of bad water?"

"Stupid!" Xiao Han stared at Yuan Tiangang like he hated steel, and said angrily: "I have said so much, but you don't understand at all?" Is it possible that Taoism is so arrogant now? Don't you even bother to study your opponents? ! "

"Ahem... I have naturally researched this, but the authorities are just confused..."

After being scolded by Xiao Han, Yuan Tiangang looked embarrassed and said something a little regretful.

It seems that they have not carefully studied the information of other sects.

Xiao Han had been looking at Yuan Tiangang, and when he saw his appearance at this time, he knew that he was right! But now he didn't bother to expose it, he just curled his lips and continued: "Hey, I just look at Taoist Sun's face, so I tell you: It can be seen from your two opponents that the sect wants to develop. Be sure to start from the bottom! Because those people are the best to lie to...

Ahem, it’s easiest to believe you! Therefore, you must start with these people. When these people believe in you, you will have a foundation. If you continue to develop in this way, you will have no disadvantages!

If the Taoist sect is still the same as it is now, if you find a remote nook and cranny and build a shabby house with a few broken stones, looking poorer than a beggar, then no ghost will believe you! Everyone wants to live a good life and eat big fish and meat. Who wants to drink the northwest wind with you? "

What Xiao Han said was very vicious, but Yuan Tiangang couldn't say a word to refute it at this time!

Looking back, I think about the outstanding celebrities in my family. Could it be that they are looking for a place in the mountains and rivers to live in seclusion, where ordinary people never see them?

In this way, although it conforms to the meaning of Taoism's purity, if it is so pure and unknown, will there still be Taoism passed down thousands of years later?

On the contrary, those bald donkeys and miscellaneous hair!

Nowadays, one by one is prospering among the common people! Saying a few nonsense words will make people think of it, but those ignorant people believe it!

As a result, now when the family is sick or in trouble, they don't go to Taoist temples for treatment. Instead, they use the little money they have to burn incense and worship Buddha. This kind of degradation makes Yuan Tiangang see it in his eyes and feel anxious in his heart!

"Xiao Hou teaches me!"

After thinking about the cause and effect little by little, Yuan Tiangang was sweating profusely on his forehead, holding on to Xiao Han as if he was holding on to the last life-saving straw.

"It's easy, as long as you have this thing!" Xiao Han's arm was caught by Yuan Tiangang, and he could only kick the barrel with his foot, the old god said.

"Why?!" Yuan Tiangang said tremblingly.

Xiao Han chuckled and said: "I just told you that the most people in the world now are farmers! If there is something that can be sprinkled on crops to prevent them from diseases and insects, the most important thing is that the price is very high Cheap, what do you think will happen to those farmers?”

"The peasants will be crazy about it, and His Majesty will be delighted!"

The conversation continued until this point, and Yuan Tiangang finally woke up! Looking at the barrel at Xiao Han's feet, his eyes began to heat up! That look was like a pervert seeing a beautiful woman without any clothes on!